So last night Sinedd failed to make a good impression on his guests, well I don't blame them; he did order his food! Sinedd got a rather dull 14 which leaves him out of the running to win the 10,000 cash prize. Tonight is Woowamboo's night so without further ado GALACTIK COME DINE WITH ME.
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Woowamboo's list:
Starter: small Slurmburg pieces with Akeb fruit dip
Main: Wateryama pie
Dessert: Wamba fruit crumble
D'jok's thoughts on the starter: I have no idea what Slurmburg is… Akeb is a fruit I think ahahaha! I'm funny.
D'jok's thoughts on the main: the main sounds like it will be a pie made from some Wamba animal I've never heard of… hmm Wateryama; I hope it's not a bug.
D'jok's thoughts on the dessert: WHAT!? That copy cat how unfair, his marks are flying down for unoriginality!
Sinedd's thoughts on the starter: oh here we go some Wamba food! It's gross, I don't see why I should bother to read this crap; the food makes no sense to me anyway! I mean what in the galaxy is a Wateryama!
Mei's thoughts on the starter: although I don't know what the starter is it does sound nice….
Mei's thoughts on the main: This sounds like something you could buy at an Akillian Pukka pie shop!
Mei's thoughts on the dessert: Finally something I understand, it will be interesting to see how Woowamboo's crumble compares to D'jok.
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So the guests aren't too keen on a traditional Wamba meal then, well good luck to you Woowamboo! Anyway we visited Woowamboo at his house on planet Wamba at 1pm to check what was happening.
Woowamboo was standing in one big wooden room, this massive room is his whole house consisting of the kitchen, the living room, the dining room and his bedroom (luckily his toilet was outside.)
"So first I am going to cut this fresh Slurmburg," Woowamboo explained and dragged what seemed to be a big, red and yellow slug. "See how it looks like a pizza!" Woowamboo said to a camera man who nodded.
Woowamboo cut the Slurmburg and put it in his fridge, then he took a strange yellow fruit with a long red stalk. "This is Akeb fruit," he informed.
Woowamboo then put the Akeb fruit in a bowl and started crushing it with a big spoon. "We don' t have blenders on planet Wamba, this our way of blending things,"
Woowamboo then added some cream and mixed the crushed fruit in with it, "They will dip the pieces of Slurmburg in dip, it tastes very good," he told the camera.
"So what is a wateryama?" a camera man asked when Woowamboo announced he would be now making the wateryama pie,"
"Wateryama is a big flying insect about the size of my feet up to my hips, it lives on Wamba water and is very good to eat," Woowamboo explained as he took off some foil covering a strange shape.
As expected under the foil was the dead wateryama, it had fly like eyes and yellow, harsh skin. It's wings were big and transparent, surely not something you would like to find in a pie.
"I will give D'jok the legs, Mei the tail and wings and Sinedd the brain just for kicks," Woowamboo laughed, "Of course I will tell them what part they ate after the party is over,"
"Is that edible?" the questioning camera asked (yes the very same.)
"Of course," Woowamboo said and took a bit off the wing and ate it. It made a large crunchy sound which would make anyone hurl. "See, yummy,"
Woowamboo had previously made the pie bases and just had to mash up the parts of the wateryama to make a mince like subject. He filled each different base with a different part of the wateryama.
"Okay so I will cover up the pies for now and cook them when the time comes, now onto the fruit crumble," Woowamboo said and brought a bowl of peculiars fruits in front of himself.
"I have in here: Akeb, Wamlune, Boozeara, Yohang; all sorts of Wamba fruit!" Woowamboo explained as he took his wooden spoon.
"Wamba fruits are very soft so easy to mash," Woowamboo continued as he mashed together all the fruits.
Like before Woowamboo had already made the base so just had to pour the fruit in. "I will make the top out of dough when they come then heat in the oven when they eat the main,"
Mmm… err sounds nice Woowamboo. If you would like to cook any of Woowamboo's meals the recipes are on the GALACTIK COME DINE WITH ME website.
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So onto the lovely Wamba planet night where Woowamboo is waiting at the bottom of his tree to greet the guests.
The first to arrive was Sinedd who greeted Woowamboo but looked up at the daunting tree.
"Do we have to climb up…that thing," Sinedd gulped.
"Yes, my house is up there, don't worry Sinedd the ladder is connected to the tree and if you fall I'll catch you," Woowamboo laughed but it appeared Sinedd didn't get the joke.
"No way I'm going up there, I'll just stay down here and eat… you can bring it down to me," Sinedd whimpered and sat on the soft, green grass.
"Suit yourself man," Woowamboo shrugged and then greeted Mei.
"Mei please tell me you'll climb this thing," Woowamboo begged.
Mei looked up the tree, "Sure as long as you'll catch me if I fall,"
"No Mei you'll die!" Sinedd cried out.
"I'll be fine Sinedd you big baby," Mei giggled and began climbing the tree.
"Fine but I warned you," Sinned muttered as Mei managed to climb into Woowamboo's treetop house.
"Sinedd come on it's easy!" Woowamboo called down to Sinedd who sat still and stuck his nose in the air.
"No way,"
Woowamboo said something to Mei Sinedd couldn't hear and then continued to try and get him up. Eventually D'jok came and climbed the ladder without fear, (Or to just embarrass Sinedd.)
"Just leave him," D'jok shrugged.
"No we need him up here for a good meal," Woowamboo replied and climbed down.
Ignoring Sinedd he picked him up and climbed all the way up with him.
"Was that so hard?"
Sinedd sat down at the table, "Yes," he muttered.
Woowamboo suddenly placed the Akeb dip and slurmburg pieces on the table. "Tuck in everyone,"
Sinedd picked up a slurmburg piece, "Ew no way am I eating this,"
Woowamboo pouted and sat down next to him.
D'jok ate the slurmburg happily and so did Mei but D'jok had something on his mind and intended to talk to Woowamboo during the main.
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Woowamboo's toilet (outside)
D'jok: Well he stole my idea and I planned to talk to him about that.
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Woowamboo brought the pies onto the tables and placed one in-front of everybody. Sinedd pushed his away saying he wasn't eating it but Mei decided to at least open the inside.
"Erm Woowamboo," D'jok began.
"Yes?" Woowamboo asked pleasantly.
"Can I ask you why you decided to make a crumble?"
"Well I was planning to make one when I got on the show D'jok please don't think I'm copying you," Woowamboo pleaded.
D'jok looked annoyed, "I never said you copied me, why is that what your saying?"
"No I just thought that you thought that," Woowamboo defended himself half heartedly.
"No I didn't think that but I might think it now," D'jok continued.
"D'jok no I had already planned it," Woowamboo tried to explain.
"D'jok leave him alone," Mei butted in quieting D'jok.
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Woowamboo's toilet (outside)
Woowamboo: I honestly didn't copy him… I'm quite offended.
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"Woowamboo can I ask you what part of the Wateryama did I get?" Mei asked.
"Secret," Woowamboo patted his nose.
"Oh…okay,"
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Woowamboo's toilet (outside)
Mei: The pie looked disgusting and tasted disgusting… urg.
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After the main Woowamboo brought all three of the un-eaten pies and placed them in the kitchen. "I don't think they liked it so it's all down to my crumble," he whispered to the camera.
As Woowamboo started finishing off his crumble D'jok decided to talk to Sinedd.
"Sinedd you've been very quite tonight," D'jok remarked to get a harsh glare from Sinedd.
"Leave me alone, I don't like the fact we're in a box sitting on a tree," Sinedd explained.
"Ahh you scared?" Mei teased.
"NO! just leave me alone… oh look here comes dessert," Sinedd stated.
As he said this Woowamboo came and put a piece of crumble in everyone's bowls.
Everybody began eating but Sinedd was first to remark about the food.
"Woowamboo may I just say that this crumble is………Mmm delicious," Sinedd said.
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Woowamboo's bed (Sinedd was to scared to go back down)
Sinedd: I don't like admitting when someone else does well but that crumble deserves a ribbon, Kudos to you Wamba food.
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Woowamboo took all the plates and put them in the sink, "So did you all like that?"
Sinedd nodded vigorously and Mei said yes, D'jok however just nodded glumly.
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Woowamboo's toilet (outside)
D'jok: It was okay… not better than mine though.
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Woowamboo said his goodbyes to everyone and helped Sinedd down.
"I thought I did well, the main didn't go off well but I think I got Sinedd into Wamba food with my crumble!"
So what did his guests think?
D'jok's overall verdict: It was a pretty bad night actually, the main was bad and the dessert and starter was okay, normally I would give a six or seven but because he copied my crumble I'm giving him a…………..five.
Sinedd's overall verdict: I'll be honest I didn't try anything at first but I regret it now… I think the food they gave me when I played for the Snowkids was a bad impression of Wamba food. Woowamboo's dessert has changed my mind. I give Woowamboo a…………………….nine.
Mei's overall verdict: The starter was nice but the main was defiantly uneatable by my standards. The dessert was great though… I mean really great so I'm giving Woowamboo a generous………….seven.
So a great score from Sinedd is great for Woowamboo, but remember he has 18 to beat, let's see if he's done it… D'jok gave him a five Sinedd a nine and Mei a seven giving him a 21! Yes Woowamboo has done it against all odds, but he hasn't won yet! See how Mei does next chapter on GALACTIK COME DINE WITH ME!
