I'm going to refer to Akemi's curse form as Akemi-kun.

Disclamier- I don't own any of the listed anime

The New Nerima Wrecking Crew Chapter 5 Making friends/rivals

It had been 10 minutes and Akira still hadn't stopped laughing.

" Oka-san!" Akemi begged. Kagome sighed.

" Akira, stop making fun of your sister... brother,... SIBLING!." She said. Akira stopped and got up.

" Aw come on sis, TAKE IT LIKE A MAN! HAHAAHAHAHA" That lasted another 10 minutes.

" Little brothers can be annoying, Akemi. My little brother is only a few weeks old and he still drives me crazy." Said Kiraia. Kiraia was a cat demon who was born around the same time as Akemi, they meet soon after have been like sisters ever since. She spent her time in true form, that of a two tailed cat.

" Thanks nee-chan." Said Akemi-kun and picked up his sister-like friend.

While Akira was incaptiated, the rest of his family exchanged news.

" Akemi, tell me about this School of Musabetsu Kakuto Ryu." Kagome asked. Akemi-kun gave his younger brother a nasty glare before answering.

" It's run by the Saotome family at their dojo. Like the names says 'anything goes'. It teaches a martial art that empazises thinking on your feet and adapting to the oppoent and situation." He explained. "And the Grand Master has a curse like I do, except he turns into a women."

" Yes tell us about this curse." Said Inuyasha. Akemi told them about Jusenkyo and the cursed springs. " I hope Miroku doesn't get a hold of water from the spring of drowned girl." He muttered.

" It's sounds like a great dojo." Said Kagome. Akemi smiled.

" Did you take care of the cat spirit?" He asked.

" Yes, no problem. And there's some other good news." Said the hanyou miko. " I'm the new head pritestess here."

" Congratulations Oka-san."

" Now I just need to enroll you in the local high school." Said Kagome.

" I shall take care of that Kagome-sama." Said a monk. " I am Hachiro, I will help you and your family adapt to Nerima." He splashed Akemi with near scalding water. " Like so."

" DOES IT REALLY NEED TO BE THAT HOT?"

Another part of Nerima

" We're back." Said Yusuke, Kesiou was following him. Keiko ran to greet them.

" How was it?" She asked.

" Excellent!" Said Keisou. " The Grand Master is amazing." Keiko frowned.

" You look like the grand master beat you up."

" He had to know how good I was before he could train me." Keisou argued.

" But you're cut all over, let me fix that." Keiko went to the sink to get a damp wash cloth. However when she turned on the facet, it was much stronger then she wanted it and it splashed the enitre family

'NO!' Keisou thought, but it was too late, he transformed, his hair turning brown, her chest getting bigger and blue eye shadow appearing as he became Kesiou-chan. Her parents just stared.

" Keisou, why are you a girl?" They asked.

" This troll thing thing splashed me with cursed water at the Anything Goes dojo, now I turn into a girl when cold water touches me." Said Keisou-chan she saw her parents weren't too surprised. " You seem to be taking it well."

" I've seen too many werid things in my life to be surprised by anything." Said Yusuke.

" Oh yeah, there was this girl at the dojo that the Grand Master said was hanyou, do they really exist?"

" Yes, they do." Said Yusuke. 'Because your's otu's one.' Keisou-chan went to the sink(which had a window) and got some hot water, splashed herself and changed back. Then there was a crash outside. The three ran out to see Botan sprawled out on the backyard.

" Hey Botan-oba-chan(Aunt Botan)." Said Keisou.

" Keiosu, were you a girl just now?" She asked.

" Yes."

" Oh, I thought I was seeing things." Botan shook her head to clear. " Yusuke, your boss has another assignment, in town of course."

" Hey, we moved here because of your job right otu-san?" asked Keisou.

" Yeah." Siad Yusuke afraid of where this was going.

" But you've never told me what it is." The three adults laughed nervously, Yusuke looked towards his wife.

" ...Well I guess you're old enough to know." Said Keiko.

" I'm a Spirit Detective, I track down super-natural criminals for Spirit world." Said Yusuke. Keisou needed a momment to process.

" That's why you were never home? You were chasing monsters, like the bogemen?"

" Yeah kinda."

" That's a little hard to believe."

" Hey, you turn into a girl when splashed with cold water." Keisou sweatdropped. " But here's some proof." Yusuke pointed his pointer finger at a mail box with his thumb pointing up. " Spirit Gun." A streak of blue light shot towards the mail box and totaled it.

" OW! THAT HURT AHOU(moron)!" Said a girl with long brown hair, that was hiding in the mailbox.

" Sorry Mis." Said Yusuke

" I'm a guy." Said the girl in the mailbox. The other four went wide eyed.

" You're cursed too?" asked Keisou.

" No I just like dressing like this." Said the crossdresser and walked away.

" Oookkaaayyy." Said Keisou throughly creeped out.

" Yusuke, about that mission, Some ogres are trashing the local park." Said Botan.

" Litering? Do I really have to deal with that?" asked the Spirit detective.

" According to your new contract, you DO have to deal with it, and anything else supernatural. No matter how mundane it is, it's your job."Botan giggled and flew off.

A vein poked out on Yusuke's forehead.

" KOENMA!"

Spirit world

" ACHOO!" Sneezzed the diminutive ruler of Reikai.

" Bless you sir." Said George.

The next day Akemi arrived at the Saotome Dojo just in time to see a boy get thrown against the wall by a red haired girl. The rest of the students were sittting around the edges of the Dojo watching, and cringing in sympathetic pain.

" Lucky shot." The boy grunted as he pulled himself out of the dent in the wall.

" That's the 15th one today. Some lucky streak huh?" The girl taunted.

" COCKY BITCH!" The boy charged headlong at the girl who gracefully jumped on his head and pushed him into the ground. To add insult to injury she did a little jig on his back. The boy jumped up and charged again, his hands raised to grab the girl when she jumped. Instead she sidestepped and tripped him. Then rammed her elbow into his back on his way down.

" That guy's patethic." Akemi said aloud.

" True but he does work hard." Akemi jumped and saw Akane behind her.

" Sensei! I did know you were there." ' Human senses are so dull, otherwise I would noticed her and avoided making a fool of myself.' She thought angerily. Akane smiled.

" That boy, Keisou, can take quite a beating but that seems to be his only good point." The Tendo master explained then ducked as Keisou flew over her only to run back in.

" And the girl?"

" My daughter Homura."

Said girl had forced Keisou on his stomach and had pulled his arms back, trying to dislocate them.

" Yield!"

" NEVER! OWWW!"

" A masoshist and a sadist make a good pair ne?" Akira asked. Both females jumped. Akira had been amoung the students but no one had noticed him, not even the ones around him.

" Ni-chan, what are you doing here?" Akemi asked. " You're not a student!" The alchemist shrugged.

" Nothing on TV." Keisou tried to get Homura off him by wrapping his legs around her and pulling her off. The result was a tumble that landed them in a compromising postion. Keisou still being on the floor with legs around Homura with her laying ontop of him with her hands on his shoulders.

" See? They can't keep their hands off each other." Akira said plenty loud enough for the two to hear him. They blushed and Homura jumped up and stomped on Keisou's stomach.

" PERVERT!" The pigtailed one heard chuckling and saw her oka watching.

" Oka-san, I didn't mean for that to happen!"

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Akemi chuckled as she remembered. It had been a few weeks since then, currently she was roof hopping on her way home. The Anything Goes Dojo was a great place to fight and she made fast friends with the heir to the Dojo.

Back to the same day

Once the sparring was over, Ranma instructed his students in katas. Keisou tried to trip Homura but she saw it comming every time and he only tripped himself up. Afterwards Akemi introduced herself to Homura and they quickly bonded.

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The hanyou sighed as she continued roof hopped through Nerima. Aside from her curse, she was glad she came here. So many werid things happened she fit right in. Just yesterday a pair of mole demons burst out from underneath the park and started wrecking havoc. Yusuke arrived to deal with them and when they didn't listen to reason he blew them to bits. Aside from raising bamboo umbrellas to shield themselves from debris, the bystanders didn't react.

She landed on the street to run the rest of the way home when she was splashed by the old lady tossing out water. The hanyou turned human boy glared at the old lady but she just smiled innocently. Akemi-kun ran the rest of the way home.

" Akemi could you run to the market for me? Asked Kagome. She was assiting in the mantaince of the temple when she saw her son arrive.

" I'm tired, I just got home from the dojo!" Said Akemi-kun.

" All right, then I guess we can't have ramen tonight." Kagome called back, she smiled to herself as Akemi-kun ran off.

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Keisou groaned in pain as he walked home. His father ran up to him.

" Keisou I need you to get some Ramen for dinner."

" Why do I have to do it?"

" Because I'm busy, some gremlins got into the air conditioning for several blocks, and your Oka is busy perparing to open a branch of her family's resturant."

" Fine." Keisou grumpled angerily away. The brusies Homura gave him were making him quite iritable. But it didn't hurt as much as it used too.He'd bend spending every waking momment training at the Saotome dojo, Ranma said it had been a while since he had such a dedicated student. But much to his dismay, he still couldn't beat Homura. He walked into the convience store and went to the asile containing ramen.

' One left, I'm just in time.' he reached for it, only to bump hands with someone else. It was a black haired boy wearing a bead necklace.

" It's mine." He said.

" Fat chance of that." The other boy snorted.

" I challenge you for it!" Keisou declared.

" Sounds good to me." Said the boy and made the opening attack. Keisou blocked his punch and struck back. The boy jumped up onto the top of the rack, Keisou following, only to get kicked back down. " Baka, I have high ground, it's a pretty simple concept." Keisou pushed the bottom of the rack, making it tip over with the boy on it. He jumped off as it was falling, but landed on his but.

" That was gravity, everything falls. Too complicated a concept for you?" Keisou smirked. His right hand glowed and he jumped up to strike.

" Tiger Claw!" The boy rolled aside as the powered attack made a medium size hole in the floor where he was a second ago.

" Iron Reaper!" The boy launched his own powered attack. Keisou managed to avoid the attack by stepping backwards but was off balance. The boy followed with an uppercut then sent Keisou flying onto his back. The boy dived to finish him but Keisou double kicked him in the stomach mid flight and sent him flying into the beverage isle. He ran to follow up his attack but couldn't find the boy, only a girl laying on the ruins of a herbal tea free sample table.

" What are you looking around for? I'm right here." Said the girl.

" Huh? It wasn't a girl I was fighting. If I was I would've already won."

" I was beating you! Not the other way around." Keisou was still confused, so the girl sighed, grabbed the nearby iced tea free samples and splashed herself, turning back into the boy he was fighting.

" Oh yeah! You're that hanyou freak Homura's friends with!"

" WHO ARE YOU CALLING A FREAK!" Keisou grunted as he took an iron reaper to the stomach then was splashed with the same iced tea.

" What was that for?" asked Kesiou-chan.

" You were being a jerk!" Said Akemi-kun. Keisou-chan dusted herself off and started walking away.

" We're not finished!"

" I don't fight girls."

" That's because they always beat you." Keisou-chan stiffened.

" Fine, let's finish this."

" One chicken ramen, that will be 50 yen." Said the nearby cashier. Both combatants looked towards the checkout isle and saw someone walking away with the last chicken ramen.

" This is your fault!" Akemi shouted and ran after the man.

" Mine? It was yours!" Countered. Keisou-chan and started running after him too. The man had long black hair and was wearing a long sleeved robe that covered his hands. As Kesiou-chan and Akemi-kun closed in on him, he spun around and sent iron balls on chains at them. The two didn't react in time and took the blows full force. They went flying through three isles before they stopped.

" Amatuers." The man muttered and left.

It took Keisou-chan and Akemi-kun a while before they recovered. They groaned as they got up, their bodies sore from that last hit.

" I bet... you can't even move." Said Akemi-kun as he struggled to his feet.

" I...can...so!" Keisou-chan had a lot more difficulty but managed to get to her feet as well.

" This match is a draw!" Said a voice. They both turned towards it to Ranma.

" Sensei!"

" Mousse told me he creamed two kids that looked like my students. I have three students dumb enough to fight Mousse and one was with me at the time. That left you two." Said the Grand Master. The two teens laughed nervously.

" I suggest you two go home. NO FIGHTING. You're both in bad shape from Mousse's attack."

" Hai sensei." They both said. They shared one more glare before leaving.

" I still won." Said Akemi-kun.

" What fight were you in? My double kick was the last attack." Said Keisou-chan

" But then you let your guard drop and I hit you with my iron reaper." Said Akemi-kun.

"..." Said Keisou-chan.

" Besides, I'm not even close to my full power." Akemi-kun took off her necklace and transformed. Her bruises vanished and she stood tall without any difficulty. "When I'm in this form, an attack from someone like you doesn't even itich."

" Freak." Keisou muttered.

" Mind repeating that?" asked Akemi

" Freak!" Keisou shouted to her face. After that, let's just say he got home on the Akemi fist airline.

(1)Ne?-It means 'Right?' or 'don't you think so?' stuff like that

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