Ciaossu! I've been updating like crazy, since usually I would take a whole month to write one chapter. Maybe because you all are supporting I've had motivation to continue :').Before I get all mushy I better tell and explain some things I forgot to mention in the last chapter. First the poll for Tsuna's boss name is going to end the next time I update 'k, I didn't change the name yet since not many people voted. Secondly that black dress Tsuna wears when she's in Dying Will mode is because I find it embarrassing to see her in her undergarment, so every time she's in the mode she'll wear it (also its fabrics can withstand the dying will fire). I just wanted to give you a heads up! Lastly I know many people want to know the pairing but I haven't thought about it much. There will be one in the future but for right now I just want to focus on Tsuna's crazy life…even though at the summary it had romance. But for now it's just fluff and friendship developments, but in the future I'll put in the pairing (distant future if I get lazy -_-). Anyway I talk too much so
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Disclaimer: I do not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn (but the OC & OOCness is definitely mines)
3. Poisonous Love and a Crybaby Cow!
'The more people that come, the more trouble I'm in! How is this good at all!'
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"The Plane from Italy has finally landed" a woman said over the speaker, "all passengers please retrieve your luggage" the woman continued to talk.
A gorgeous woman with dark pink/purple hair, who could be mistaken for a movie star, walked onto the terminal.
She took off her sunglasses, 'I won't let you get away this time' she had a serious face on as she began walking towards the exit.
Unnoticed, a small shadowy figure began running pass the crowds.
~~scene change~~
Around the Sawada house was nice and peaceful, that is until an explosion came from Tsuna's room.
"Oh, it looks like they're having fun" Nana said as she was preparing food, "it's good that Tsuna is energetic" Nana said going back to what she was doing.
In the midst of the smoke in Tsuna's room you could hear coughing, the smoke blew away revealing a blown up Tsuna. She was wearing white shorts that reached above her knees and a blue tank top; it didn't blow up so easily.
"Hey Reborn!" she yelled at the infant, "in what universe is there a tutor that blows up their student when they answer a question wrong!" she continued.
"This is the way I do it" Reborn said, he was in a construction (destruction?) uniform, and was holding a handle to a bomb.
"That can't be right" Tsuna was tired of the baby, "its good you got subordinates, keep working harder" he said nearing Tsuna. "Those two aren't my subordinates they're my friends!" she said. "I'm not going to become a Mafia boss so there's no point for subordinates" she tried to reason with the Hitman.
Unfortunately he ignored her, "next question" he said.
She was too exhausted to argue with him and looked out the big hole in the wall, created from the bomb, and saw something strange. There was an infant, in a cow suit, with a big afro, and carrying around a lot of dangerous weapons. At that moment Tsuna freaked out in the inside she turned to Reborn who acted like he didn't notice the other infant.
"Die Reborn!" the boy said pointing a gun at Reborn, but due to the weight of all the weapons the branch gave out making him fall.
He got up from the ground slowly, he started to cry. He began chanting something to himself, "Gotta…stay…calm" he had snot and tears running down his face.
He later came back but used the front door, "Reborn-kun let's play!" he rings the bell many times. "Hello?" Nana opened the door not noticing the boy running in and up the stairs.
"It's been a while Reborn it's me Lambo!" the boy yelled running into Tsuna's room, "Ah he came in! Reborn do you know him?" Tsuna asked.
"Remember this formula, all right?" he told her, ignoring the now mad Lambo.
"Hey don't ignore me!" Lambo jumped towards Reborn, but Reborn just punched him towards the wall on the left side of the closed door.
"I tripped on something…" he mumbled, he began either laughing or crying…or both.
"The 5 year-old Hitman Lambo of the Bovino family, who came from Italy, has tripped" he yelled. "My favorite foods are grapes and candy drops! The sworn rival of Reborn, Lambo, has tripped" Lambo laughed.
'He's trying to introduce himself while crying…' Tsuna thought with a pale face as she stared at Lambo.
"Oi Tsuna! You wanna go gets some ice cream!" Mai yelled slamming the door wide open; Mai wore jeans and a black shirt, "M-Mai y-you…" Tsuna was pointing at the door.
"Hmmm…?" Mai closed the door and saw that she squashed Lambo with the door and wall, leaving a huge print when Mai peeled him off.
"What's this? Ah well, here Tsuna you can have it" Mai tossed Lambo towards Tsuna; she fumbled catching but caught him.
She stared at the unconscious Lambo, 'He seems really annoying…' Tsuna thought. 'But he is so cute!' she hugged him tightly; Mai was jealous of Lambo and kicked him out of Tsuna's embrace. Lambo woke up but met the other wall and the floor; he got up from the hit.
"Gotta…stay…calm" he mumbled again, "olalala I wonder what this is? Ta da!" Lambo said back to normal as he took a grenade out of his afro.
Tsuna panicked and backed away slightly, Mai just crossed her arms and grumbled silently (from the hug), and Reborn continued to look over Tsuna's math problems.
"Die Reborn!" Lambo threw the grenade at Reborn, who whacked it back (without looking), causing it to hit Lambo's cheek sending him flying out the room. There was then a high pitched scream and an explosion. "How nice that they've made new friends" Nana said smiling to herself.
"You really didn't need to go that far" Tsuna looked back towards Reborn; "tsk that idiot cow deserved it" Mai smiled darkly.
'Hiee what's her problem!' Tsuna thought turning back towards Reborn again, "you know him, right?" Tsuna asked. "I don't know him" Reborn answered calmly, "the Bovino family is a small to medium sized Mafia" he continued.
"I can't be bothered with lower-ranking people" he said coolly, 'H-he's so cool…'Tsuna thought as she stared at Reborn in amazement.
"Hmmm…? Bovino family?" Mai said, 'there's something about that name' she thought as she scratched her head.
~+The Next Day+~
It's another sunny day; Tsuna begins running out her house with Mai in tow.
"I'm leaving!" Tsuna yelled, "Bye Mama, Reborn!" Mai yelled.
"See you later Tsu-chan, Mai-chan" Nana said waving at the two, "study hard" Reborn was sitting on Nana's arms.
"Hey Mai what was with that kid yesterday?" Tsuna asked her friend as they now walked side by side, "oh Reborn has tons of enemies so that kid was one of the many weak ones" Mai said happily.
'Weirdoes keep popping up since Reborn and Mai came…' Tsuna thought.
"By the way Tsuna I'm skipping home economics today" Mai said, "huh oh yeah were making cakes for the boys in our class" Tsuna remembered.
"Yeah and all the boys keep asking me who I'm giving it to" Mai put her arms behind her head, "so in return I'm giving it to no one" Mai said. 'How mean…' Tsuna thought, "That's too bad I wanted to try your cooking" Tsuna said sarcastically.
Mai froze and then looked at Tsuna, "well then I'll make something delicious just for you!" Mai yelled as she ran full speed toward school.
"Wait Mai I didn't mean-and she's gone" Tsuna sighed, 'yup weirdoes' Tsuna just walked normally towards school.
Then Tsuna heard ringing coming towards her, she looked up and saw a woman on a mommy bike with a helmet and goggles on. The woman stopped and took off her helmet and goggles, and revealed that she was beautiful.
'Wow such a good-looking person…' Tsuna stared in amazement.
"Here you can have this" the lady said as she threw an orange soda can at her, and then rode away.
Tsuna tried catching it but dropped it, "man I look so uncool…" Tsuna said as she crouched down to pick up the spilled soda.
But then a fume came out causing a bird in the sky that was passing by to fall.
"What the hell?" Tsuna yelled.
~~scene change~~
Tsuna got to school, and walked toward her classroom. She noticed that a lot of the girls she passed glared at her, 'ah the burning glares are back…' Tsuna thought sarcastically.
'But I wonder why their-' her thoughts were cut off when she opened her classroom door. And there waiting for her was her supposed right-hand man, Gokudera Hayato.
"Good morning Hime!" Gokudera said happily (how did he know that was Tsuna?), 'oh that's why' Tsuna sweat dropped at her friend.
"Gokudera-kun…please stop calling me that…" Tsuna pleaded, "No Hime is Hime" he said happily. "Oh you're still playing the Mafia game?" Yamamoto said as he walked up towards the two, "looks like fun, let me into the 'family' thing too" he smiled at Tsuna.
"Yamamoto…" Tsuna stared at him, 'he thinks it's a game' she thought with a pale face.
Tsuna then felt daggers stab her, the girls glared at her even more harshly. 'These two are going to get me on those girls' hit list…' Tsuna sweat slightly.
"Tsuna I'm almost done!" Mai yelled as she ran towards Tsuna, then both boys and girls glared at her.
'Now that makes no sense!' Tsuna yelled in her mind, "Oh ohayo Hayato, Takeshi" Mai said as she stood in front of the three. "H-Hayato…?" Gokudera was confused, "Ohayo Mai" Yamamoto said happily.
"Anyway Tsuna I'm finishing it later 'k!" Mai said excitedly, "Mai I didn't-" "hey you guys are in the way" a voice said behind Tsuna.
Tsuna turned around and saw Kyoko with Hana, "Ohayo Tsuna-chan" Kyoko said smiling at Tsuna.
"Ah Ohayo Kyoko-chan, Kurokawa-chan" she smiled nervously.
"Is this kid your brother?" Kyoko asked pointing towards Tsuna's leg, 'huh' Tsuna thought as she looked down towards her leg. "What? Since when!" Tsuna yelled as she raised her leg up a bit, Lambo was hugging her leg.
"Who is he?" Gokudera asked, "Oh it's cute" Yamamoto said smiling at the kid. 'That's what I thought too but he proved me wrong…just like Reborn' Tsuna thought sadly.
"What's that brat doing here?" Mai glared at Lambo, causing him to cry.
"How old are you little boy? What's your name?" Kyoko asked kindly, "is it really OK to bring him to school?" Hana asked not so kindly.
"N-no it's just that…" Tsuna began pulling Lambo off; he kept crying and held tightly. Tsuna just sighed and gave up, Mai offered to kick him but Tsuna said no.
Then all the students began murmuring towards the opposite side of the hall, causing Tsuna and her friends to look. Tsuna then held her breathe, 'The director of the discipline committee, Hibari-san!' Tsuna panicked on the inside.
"Yo, was sup Kyoya" Mai said unfazed by the glare he threw at her, "M-Mai don't do that…!" Tsuna was shocked Mai talked to Hibari so friendly. Hibari then glared at Tsuna, she squeaked at the scary glare.
"I'm sorry for my friend and this kid" Tsuna yelled as she ran away with Lambo still on her leg, while dragging Mai by the arm. "Ah Hime!" Gokudera ran after her, "come back before class starts!" Yamamoto yelled to them.
All the students (except Yamamoto, Kyoko, and Hana) looked back at Hibari. "I wonder what Hibari-san will do…" one student whispered, "Hibari-san is so creepy…" another said.
"How long are you going to crowd there?" Hibari finally spoke making everyone flinch, "I'll eliminate you" He said as everyone began to run towards their classes.
'Idiot herbivores…especially the small weak one' Hibari thought as he walked away.
*(Meanwhile…)*
Tsuna ran outside in front of a sink and crouched down, she finally got Lambo off and Mai just rested her back on a wall.
"Um your name was Lambo right? What are you doing here?" Tsuna asked.
"I was…looking for Reborn" he sniffled cutely, 'so cute!' Tsuna thought.
"Let me guess you got lost?" Tsuna said, Gokudera finally caught up and stood behind Tsuna.
"Hime, who is this kid?" Gokudera asked with his hands on his hips, "it seems he knows Reborn" Gokudera said.
"Uh yeah they're acquaintances…or something" Tsuna asked also confused over their relationship, Reborn then popped out from a secret entrance in the sink. "Where the hell did you come from?" Tsuna said shocked that she stood right up.
Then Lambo crawled up on Tsuna and jumped on her head, "Gyahaha you fell for it Reborn, everything was staged so you could come out!" Lambo said proudly. "But you were really crying…" Tsuna stated out causing Lambo too freeze, "now get off my spot" Reborn said. 'What? Is my head for kids to sit on!' Tsuna thought.
Lambo jumped off then took out a missile and pointed it to Reborn, but Tsuna was in the same direction.
"Reborn-san could this kid be…"
"He's a hitman from the Bovino family" Reborn told Gokudera.
"Stand back, Hime. I'll handle this!" Gokudera then took out his bombs. "Wait no Gokudera-kun!" Tsuna yelled for Gokudera to stop, but it was too late.
"This is your end!" Gokudera lit his bombs and threw it at Lambo.
Lambo didn't move out of fear and blew up; after the smoke blew away they saw Lambo face down on the ground. He sat up and began crying.
"Oh no he's crying again" Tsuna said sweat dropped at Lambo, "he's…so weak" Gokudera said also sweat dropped at the kid. Lambo then began to look for something in his afro; he then took out a huge purple bazooka!
'How the hell did he get that out?' Tsuna thought, Lambo then through it down and jumped in it. The lever was then pulled and an explosion went off. Then after the pink smoke went away a young handsome man replaced the crying cow.
The man was wearing a black jacket with cow print lining and a locket hanging around his neck, he also wore white pants. His features were of black wavy hair and light blue eyes (eye since he keeps one eye closed).
"Ah, geez" the handsome guy said lazily, "Nice to see you again, young Vongola 10th"he said waving over to Tsuna.
"W-who is he…?" Tsuna stuttered, 'why are good-looking people talking to me all of a sudden!' Tsuna thought.
'I've seen him somewhere…' Gokudera thought.
"Thanks for taking care of my 10 year younger self" the handsome man said.
"This is that Lambo, who was once a crybaby" he said, "W-what!" Tsuna yelled in shock.
~ Katekyo Hitman Reborn! ~
"Oh yeah that's what it was!" Mai yelled, finally being notice.
"It's the 10 Year Bazooka!" Mai said as she ran over towards Tsuna in excitement, "what's the 10 Year Bazooka?" Tsuna asked. "It's a well-used weapon in the Bovino family" Reborn answered.
"A person shot by the Bazooka is replaced with their 10 year older self" Adult Lambo explained, "but it only lasts 5 minutes" he said.
'No way, this cool guy is Lambo' Tsuna thought shocked.
"Yo, it seems you didn't recognize me, Reborn" Adult Lambo said walking over towards the four, "It's me Lambo, whom you've always been ignoring" he said. Reborn was petting Leon the whole time, 'He's still ignoring him…' Tsuna thought of how cruel Reborn was.
"Well, it seems that this is going to come down to a power battle" Lambo said covering his face with his hair. "I'll show you how much I've changed in 10 years" he said.
Lambo then took out two metal horns and placed it on each side of his head, "Thunder set!" Adult Lambo yelled. The sky suddenly turned cloudy, and then thunder struck Adult Lambo causing his horns to glow.
"My horns have a million volts" he explained, 'a million…!' Tsuna was scared now.
"Die Reborn!" Adult Lambo yelled, "Electtrico Cornata! (Electric Horns)" he ran towards Reborn. Leon then transformed into a cane, helping Reborn to whack Adult Lambo on the head.
Adult Lambo then began to chant again, "Gotta…stay…calm" he felt tears beginning in his eyes.
He then began to cry before them, 'he hasn't changed at all in 10 years' Tsuna thought as she sweat dropped at the boy.
"Young Vongola, Reborn is being mean!" Adult Lambo hugged Tsuna around her legs, with his head on her stomach. "Ah hey Lambo get off" Tsuna struggled to get out of his grip, to no avail.
"Oi get your hands of Tsuna/Hime" two very dark voices said behind Adult Lambo. Lambo turned around slowly and saw two very scary figures glaring at him, Mai and Gokudera.
Lambo then ran away crying.
'Guess that's what they mean by don't judge a book by its cover' Tsuna thought as she began walking back to class, with Mai and Gokudera in tow.
^^Time: Lunch Time^^
"Geez, this morning was a disaster" Tsuna said as she sat down on her legs with her bento in hand.
At the moment Yamamoto, Gokudera, Mai, and she were on the roof getting ready to eat.
"I got to class late and was scolded" she said depressingly, "even though it was just for helping a lost kid" Yamamoto said happily.
'I think Lambo is still lost…' Tsuna thought remembering his older-self running of crying.
"Why are you even here, Baseball-man?" Gokudera asked angrily, "There's nothing wrong with that, eating under the blue sky is nice" Yamamoto said cheerfully, "Your right its nice out anyway" Mai added on.
'So this is what it feels like to eat with others' Tsuna smiled at her cheerful friends (and angry Gokudera).
She opened her bento and noticed a foul smell, she saw her food was purple and had bugs in it. "Gyaaah!" she yelled throwing her food on the floor, her friends noticed and looked over worriedly.
"T-this is…" Gokudera began to grow pale, "where have I seen this before" Mai wondered.
"It's best that you don't eat that, you'll go straight to heaven with one bite" said a childish voice above them, "Reborn!" Tsuna stared up towards her tutor.
"Come out, I know you're there Bianchi" Reborn said, and then coming through the door was the gorgeous woman from earlier. 'It's her…!' Tsuna thought as she and her friends stood up.
"Bianchi-chi!" Mai said really excited to see the woman.
"Big sis…!" Gokudera said holding his stomach, 'B-big sis!' Tsuna was confused.
"It's been a while, Hayato" Bianchi said walking towards them, she then looked up towards Reborn.
"Ciaossu Bianchi" Reborn said, "Reborn!" Bianchi blushed and began to twiddle her hair.
"I've come to take you back, Reborn" she said, "Let's do some large-scale jobs again" she began.
"The place where you belong is in the dangerous and thrilling underworld" she imagined herself and Reborn dodging bullets and killing of the enemy.
"I already told you Bianchi, I have the job of raising Tsuna" Reborn said calmly. 'Raise me is that what you call it! He tries to shoot me or blow me up any chance he gets!' Tsuna thought outraged.
"Poor Reborn, if the 10th doesn't die in a horrible accident, Reborn will never be free!" Bianchi pointed at Tsuna accusingly.
'What!' Tsuna panicked, "I'll wait until I kill the ten-I mean if the 10th dies I'll come to bring you back" Bianchi said as she walked away from them.
During the whole scene Yamamoto and Mai were eating, and Gokudera was on the ground holding his stomach.
'Am I…being targeted?' Tsuna just stood there shocked.
"Gokudera's sister sure is pretty" Yamamoto said as if nothing had happened.
"Yeah…wait Gokudera-kun?" Tsuna said as she looked over to her silent friend, He was still on the ground.
~~scene change~~
"It looks like the nurse isn't here" Yamamoto said as he and Tsuna carried Gokudera to the nurse's office while Mai carried Reborn behind them. They laid Gokudera on the bed to calm him as Reborn just sat on the bed stand.
"I'll go look for one" Yamamoto said, "yeah, please do" Tsuna said as Yamamoto ran out.
"Reborn what's all this about Gokudera's sister, and what's with the food?" Tsuna tried asking all the questions from the top of her head.
"She's called Poison Scorpion Bianchi, she's a free Hitman" Reborn explained, "Her special skills is poison cooking! Any food she makes is filled with poison!" Mai said excitedly.
'Another weirdo showed up!' Tsuna yelled in her mind, she didn't want to wake Gokudera up.
"She is also my lover" Reborn said, "Do you even know what you're saying!" Tsuna couldn't hold in her anger.
"Please forgive me, Hime…" Gokudera apologized as he woke up, "ah I'm sorry for yelling…are you alright Gokudera-kun?" Tsuna said showing him a soft worried look. He blushed lightly, 'he must feel real bad!' Tsuna was even more worried of his red face.
"I've showed you such a shameful act" Gokudera regained his composure, "but when I see my sister's face…" he said.
He explained that when he was younger he played a terrible piano recital after eating one of Bianchi's cookies. Everyone still liked the performance, making his father demand the same performance. In order to do so he had to continue eating Bianchi's cooking, causing a trauma to brand upon him. Now whenever he sees his sister's face he gets stomachaches.
'That's terrible!' Tsuna thought, "Yo Tsuna I found the nurse he's on his way" Yamamoto said as he walked through the door.
"Ah thank you Yamamoto" she smiled at him, "no problem" he smiled back.
Mai who despised the atmosphere cut in, "um Tsuna we got to go" she pulled Tsuna's arm.
"Hmmm…why?" Tsuna asked, "Remember…making cakes" Mai tried reminding her.
"Oh right! I'll see you later Yamamoto, Gokudera-kun!" Tsuna yelled as she was dragged out the room by Mai.
"Hahaha, see you later Tsuna" he waved at them as the doctor walked in.
"Hey doc, do you think Gokudera will be able to come eat some cakes later?" Yamamoto asked the middle-aged nurse, "Oh no that can cause him to get even worse" the nurse said gesturing to the now unconscious Gokudera.
"Aw well too bad Gokudera, guess you won't be able to eat Tsuna's cakes" Yamamoto said walking through the door, Yamamoto didn't notice blue-green eyes that shot open as soon as he said that.
He also didn't hear yelling from the nurse's office; yup he's just focused on eating Tsuna's cake all by his merrily self.
~~scene change~~
"Tsuna-chan your Strawberry cake looks delicious" Kyoko said as she looked over Tsuna's delicious looking cake.
All the girls in Tsuna's class are preparing cakes in their Home Economics class; as soon as they complete it they may give it to any one in their class they choose. Most girls want to give it to either Yamamoto or Gokudera…some (most) even to Mai.
"Y-you r-really th-think so?" Tsuna blushed from the compliment; Kyoko just gave her a warm smile for reassurance.
"Yeah Tsuna I thought you were terrible in everything…but cooking really is your forte" Hana said looking at the tasty cake.
Tsuna blushed even harder; she then heard a loud clanking noise near her. She looked over and saw Mai trying to cook, failing in case anyone didn't notice but obviously everyone could tell but didn't say anything.
'Mai…your trying too hard' Tsuna sweat dropped as she saw a huge fire appear and shrink in front of her friend.
"Anyway, Kyoko-chan who are you giving your cake to?" Tsuna asked nervously, trying to ignore the explosions in Mai's direction. "Well I want to give it to my Onii-chan but I can only give it to people in my class" Kyoko pondered a bit, Kyoko made a simple chocolate cake.
'It looks good I wish I could try some!' Tsuna stared at the cake happily; Kyoko noticed this and devised a plan.
Tsuna then heard a noise and looked over towards the door, there was a shadow and then it ran off. Tsuna, who was suspicious, ran out the room ignoring her friends' calls.
'I could've sworn…' Tsuna was now in the intersection between the halls; she sighed and walked towards her classroom knowing it must be time.
When she walked in her classroom she noticed the girls began to distribute the desserts. Mai wasn't there, 'probably still working on her creation' Tsuna thought as she paled a bit.
Most of the girls either staring at Yamamoto in anticipation for him to pick theirs, unfortunately he didn't pay attention. Or they're looking for Gokudera, who was on his way towards his classroom (limping by the way).
Tsuna just sighed and looked for Kyoko in the crowd, she was curious of the guy she's giving it too. Kyoko then popped up in front of Tsuna, "Tsuna-chan~" Kyoko said sing songly.
"Ah Kyoko-chan…" Tsuna felt her heart speed up from the surprise attack, "w-what is it…?" Tsuna asked.
"Well technically we can give our cakes to anyone in our class…so I want to give you my cake" Kyoko said as she brought the cake in front of Tsuna. 'Kyoko-chan wants to give her cake…to me!' Tsuna thought happily, her friend wants to give her something for the first time.
Tsuna looked at the cake and saw Bianchi from behind switch the cake that Kyoko had with a poison cake. 'Bianchi…!' Tsuna then tried to look for her but she disappeared, 'what did she do…!' Tsuna finally noticed the poisonous cake.
"So Tsuna-chan do you want to eat it?" Kyoko asked innocently, 'what!' Tsuna backed away slightly.
"Is it that you don't like it?" Kyoko then gave a hurt expression, "N-no it's not like that" Tsuna tried to calm her down.
'Please don't look at me like that, Kyoko-chan' Tsuna felt a pain in her heart, 'I don't know what to do if…my friends are sad' she felt real sad as well.
'I believe people can die because of love' Bianchi thought as she peeked from behind the door, 'Go ahead and eat, Vongola family 10th, for love' Bianchi smirked.
Gokudera finally made it to the classroom, escaping the annoying nurse. All the girls began to squeal and plan when they're going to give him their cakes. Yamamoto noticed Gokudera and looked for Tsuna, they both found her and walked (or limp) towards her.
"Ooh they look really good, can I have one too?" Yamamoto said cheerfully, "if…Hime doesn't want it…I'll have it…I'm hungry…from lunch" Gokudera struggled since he really didn't eat at all.
"Sure go ahead" Kyoko said smiling again, 'Then later I can have Tsuna's/Hime's cake' both boys thought as they grabbed both pieces of cake.
Tsuna panicked and began to shake; she then slapped both pieces of cake from their hands making it fly up. Tsuna was in the brink of tears, 'I'm sorry Kyoko-chan' Tsuna thought keeping her eyes closed from seeing Kyoko's expression.
From afar on the building across from Tsuna's classroom was Reborn with a green (Leon made) sniper in hand. "Good job protecting your family, that makes you the boss" Reborn then shot two bullets towards Tsuna, oddly one was red and the other was purple.
The red one hit Tsuna's forehead, the purple one hit her stomach. She then fell backwards, and Gokudera remembered something Mai said.
**Flashback**
"If I'm not around and Tsuna gets shot by the Dying Will bullets, then you need to do something about that" Mai was explaining, she then pulled out Tsuna's black coat dress from her back.
At the moment the two were walking home from school after Yamamoto and Tsuna left.
"Listen, throw this to Tsuna when she begins to glow 'k" Mai gestured to the dress.
"Tsk and why should I do what you say" Gokudera asked irritated, causing Mai to just sigh.
"Because do YOU want other people to see Tsuna's undergarments" Mai explained, Gokudera than began to think about it.
He realized that he can't let any person to see such a thing…especially not that Baseball idiot.
Gokudera, who was fired up, accepted the request.
"Okay remember it's in Tsuna's bag at all times!" Mai finished.
**End of Flashback**
Back to the present, Gokudera ran over towards Tsuna's stuff and pulled out the dress. He then threw it towards Tsuna's direction; she began to glow at that moment.
"REBORN!" Tsuna yelled as she put her dress on, nobody saw anything but the black dress.
"I'll eat cake with my Dying Will!" Tsuna jumped up and ate both of the poison cakes, "Delicious it was great Kyoko-chan!" Tsuna said as she licked her lips. Kyoko was happy that Tsuna liked it, and smiled back.
"She ate the poison cooking!" Bianchi was shocked, "the bullet I shot at her stomach was the Iron Stomach bullet" Reborn explained. "You can eat anything and your stomach will be strong as iron" he finished.
"This is not enough!" Tsuna yelled as she ran and ate all the cakes, but it was only the cakes that were supposedly going to be given to Gokudera and Yamamoto. As most of the girls were chasing Tsuna, Lambo was running towards the classroom.
"Someone gives cake to Lambo-san too" Lambo said as he made it to the wide open door, but the scene before him made him freeze.
All the cakes were gone; all the cakes that were given to the boys were hidden. Most of the girls glared at the now calm Tsuna, she backed away just a bit.
"There's no more…cake?" Lambo was beginning to cry, "Gotta…stay…calm" he chanted again.
"I can't!" he yelled as he took out his 10 Year Bazooka, he then jumped in and shot himself. Then who came out was Adult Lambo, staring at the scene lazily.
'Adult Lambo appeared!' Tsuna backed away a bit; everyone else just stared in confusion.
"If it comes to this…I'm feeding you my special cake" Bianchi said as she ran towards the door with a huge poisonous cake, she ran off when she realized her small cake didn't work.
She froze when she saw Adult Lambo, "you're…" Bianchi blushed slightly. Gokudera wobbled closer and remembered something, "I remember now, he's my sister's…" Gokudera froze.
"Romeo, you're Romeo!" Bianchi said happily, "huh who's Romeo?" Tsuna asked confused.
"He was my sister's old ex-boyfriend" Gokudera explained, Reborn then popped up out of nowhere and showed a picture to Tsuna. "They're exactly the same!" Tsuna exclaimed, the picture showed of Adult Lambo only with lighter green eyes.
"Oh Romeo, you were still alive" Bianchi said happily, "Take this, Poison Cooking!" Bianchi changed her attitude and threw the cake in his face.
Adult Lambo then fainted, "It seems the reason Bianchi and her ex-boyfriend broke up was because of an argument" Reborn said as Bianchi then walked away.
Tsuna ran toward Lambo and tried to revive him, as she was doing that Mai was coming her way. Mai had two plates in her hand, one was Tsuna's cake and the other was some kind of green goop.
'What the hell is that thing!' Tsuna paled at the evil creation, 'it's as scary as poison cooking!' Tsuna was scared of it.
"Tsuna I brought your strawberry cake and I finished the-" Mai froze when she saw Tsuna helping Adult Lambo, Mai's temper broke and she threw both cakes at Adult Lambo's face making him faint again.
Gokudera and Yamamoto then became stiff, 'the cake…' they both thought. Yamamoto just tried to laugh it off sadly, but Gokudera glared at Mai who walked away in anger.
That was eventful day for Tsuna, and for all the students who didn't get to taste the sweetness of cake.
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"I'm home" Tsuna said as she walked into her home with Gokudera and Mai in tow, "S-sorry to intrude!" Gokudera said nervously.
Mai was still mad about earlier so she was silent, she was also sad that Tsuna didn't eat her cake.
"Welcome Tsu-chan, Mai-chan, and Tsu-chan's friend" Nana said happily, "your new tutor is upstairs waiting" she looked up the stairs.
"Huh…new… tutor?" Tsuna said confused, she and Gokudera went up the stairs to her room.
When they opened the door waiting there for them was Bianchi and Reborn sitting at the table, "welcome back" Bianchi said.
Gokudera began to feel sick and fell over, "Ah Gokudera-kun!" Tsuna worried over her friend. "W-why are you here?" Tsuna asked, Mai just walked in the room calmly and sat across Bianchi.
"It's for love" Bianchi said naturally, "it's for work" Reborn said differently.
"Reborn needs me" Bianchi said, "Bianchi will be in charge of part of your training" Reborn popped up.
'What they're saying is totally different…' Tsuna just stared at them nervously, "I'll be teaching you home economics and art" Bianchi said pulling out some poisonous snacks. "Reborn asked me so I have no choice" Bianchi said, "I'll teach y-o-u" she said happily.
"Um Bianchi I think Tsuna's cooking is fine, but can you teach me how to cook?" Mai asked with innocent eyes. "Of course I can tell you want to learn for the sake of love" Bianchi said patting the happy Mai on the head.
'I think from that Bianchi will make Mai's cooking even worse' Tsuna paled at the thought of poisonous goop.
Outside the house was a hungry Lambo, after the incident earlier Lambo returned to normal (well the same annoying Lambo at least). "It smells good…" Lambo said hugging the pole, Nana thought she heard a noise and opened the front door.
"Oh you're Reborn-kun's friend, Bianchi made some snacks, feel free to join us" Nana said, "Bianchi!" Lambo began to run but Nana still caught him and brought him inside.
Even after the entire struggle he still came inside to the poisonous delicacy.
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'Maybe I overlook things too fast, just like people do to me. But even if all these weird people keep causing trouble, I at least know now…my life is going to be a lot more fun than it used to be.'
That is the end of this chapter, WOOOHOO! I love writing these but it is a lot of work. Thank you for reading. Anyway please everyone check out the poll, and please review. I'll write the next chapter soon 'k!
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