Wow, short, quick, satisfying chapter. Hope you like it!
Part 3: Death by hot coffee (idea from deconheartstruction)
Ashelin woke up at the crack of dawn, which was unusual for the Governess of Haven City (she does what she wants) and was really tired. (A/N: Go figure…)
She loved caffeine, so she went to the nearest Starbucks (next door to Freedom HQ) and got in line, behind a ton of Freedom Guards (A/N: Hehe…cops drinking coffee & eating donuts…).
Back to the point….
Ashelin needed a huge latte every day to wake herself up if she woke up early. When she purchased the drink and made her way out, Ashelin took a sip of the scalding hot coffee and got a burned tongue for her trouble. She took another sip and-guess what?-didn't taste anything. She didn't taste a kick in her coffee!
Outraged, Ashelin took the perfectly caffeinated latte to Onin.
"O magic-lady-who-looks-retarded,-probably-doesn't-understand-a-thing-I'm-saying,-caffiene-master," (she took a huge breath) "Can you put a kick in my coffee?"
"Yes," Pecker translated. "But only if you worship Onin for a week afterwards."
The idiot Ashelin was, she agreed. Onin took the cup of coffee and did some of her creepy voodoo stuff to it. Ten minutes later, Ashelin took the once-again-steaming-hot coffee cup and drank it all in one gulp, then started screaming. "MY MOUTH! IT BURNS!!"
Pecker cut in. "Go bow to Onin and thank her!" he commanded. Ashelin did so and then left the tent.
Ten minutes later, her head exploded.
Onin had charged it with pure Eco, which is what the Precursors used for caffeine.
Idiots.
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(A/N: deconheartstruction, if this isn't what you wanted, I'll do a remake. But I just had this amazing idea, I put in the bits about her mouth burning for your sake.)
