A/N: Got this idea from my friend. We were talking about songs that get stuck in our head when Magical Doodle from Spongebob came up and I immediately thought of this idea. So thank you ArianaValentine626 for giving me this wonderful idea to torture Newt with.
Newt sat there praying Thomas would stop with the horrible noise he was making. He didn't want to say anything, for fear of hurting the young boy's feelings, but a person could only take so much.
He looked so smug, sitting there next to Chuck, not having a care in the world. Speaking of Chuck, he wasn't helping the situation at all. Just kept giggling at the Runner while trying to imitate what he was doing, but failing horribly. Not at all what Newt was expecting his day to be like.
As the noises went on, his headache grew stronger. Maybe they will leave soon and I can carry on with my normal day he thought to himself. It was, afteral, breakfast time, and the Runners would be leaving soon anyways. Minho entered the Homestead cafeteria at that moment, and Newt saw a glimpse of hope.
Or at least he thought.
"Thomas, what's with the noise?" he had asked him upon sitting down next to him. Thomas looked up at him and smiled, as he continued with the horrible noise.
"No one knows really," Chuck began to explain to the Keeper. "He woke up this morning and just started making this annoying noise. Quite funny actually" Chuck said chuckling again.
"Well it's quite bloody annoying" Newt spoke up, clearly finally having enough. Thomas stopped and looked up at the second in command. They made eye contact for all of three seconds before Thomas' smile widened and he started making the noise again. This time even louder than before.
"Oh, bloody hell Tommy!" Newt sighed, standing up from his table and walking out the Homestead. He was followed shortly after by none other than Thomas and his ever growing annoying voice.
"Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan" he continued in a very high pitched voice.
"For the love of - Tommy, I'm begging you, please, STOP!" Newt cried out.
"Nyan nyan, what, nyan nyan, you, nyan nyan, gonna, nyan nyan, do about it? Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan" Thomas taunted. Newt groaned loudly.
"What will it take to make you shut up?!" Newt screamed at the top of his lungs. Thomas' smile grew even wider as the noise somehow became even louder. Newt, for a split second, thought about just slapping the Greenie before an idea popped into his head. He smiled wickedly at Thomas, as his plan formed in his head. Thomas flinched visibly, his smile faltering for maybe a fraction of a second. Newt's smirk widened at the sight of his Tommy.
Newt began to slowly approach his target, never breaking eye contact. Thomas, hell bent on not shutting his mouth, began to retreat backwards. Unfortunately for him, the Homestead wasn't that far behind him, and soon his back hit the wall.
This gave Newt an advantage. He was slowly but surely reaching his now trapped target, and there was no room between them for Thomas to make a break for it.
Newt stood right in front of Thomas, his voice growing softer, but never stopping the annoying tune from escaping through his mouth.
"Want to know what I'm going to do about it Tommy?" Newt asked, his cool breath hitting Thomas, causing him to shiver. He never stopped the horrid sounds as he shakily shook his head yes. Newt stepped even closer to Thomas, if at all possible, and in one swift motion, slammed his lips against Thomas'.
Thomas let out a short, high pitched squeak, clearly caught off guard by the motion. His eyes popped out of his head and he stood there frozen as Newt deepened their kiss. Eventually, Thomas came to his senses and started to kiss him back.
After a while Newt pulled back from Thomas, a smirk playing at his lips.
"I win" Newt said triumphantly.
"You win" Thomas said, still in a daze. He brought his fingers up to his lips and smiled at the sensation. "I should annoy you more often" he said, a blush creeping up on his face.
"No bloody way" Newt said with a smile. "If you want another bloody kiss from me, you will never make that noise again" Newt said with authority.
"Yes sir!" Thomas said, with a fake salute. Newt kissed his forehead.
"Good that" Newt replied. "Know go find Minho. Time to stop playing around" Newt instructed the young Greenie.
"Okay Newt" he replied walking away. After a few steps he turned back to look at Newt. "Sorry about the noises earlier. I had a dream and that's all I could hear. I thought it be funny to sing it" he said, another blush creeping up onto his cheeks. "And I thought I could catch your attention" he finished, staring down at the ground. Newt walked over to Thomas and lifted his chin up so they made eye contact.
"Oh Tommy" he began to say. "You must know I like you" he said, trying to find his words. "You mean a lot to me. You don't have to fight for my attention" he finished. Thomas smiled.
"Can I…" Thomas began. "Kiss you again?" he finished. Newt smiled.
"You don't have to ask" he said before lightly pressing his lips against Thomas'.
"Okay, I'm just as happy as the next guy that Thomas isn't being an obnoxious shank anymore, but can you please stop making out and possibly get back to work?" Gally nearly yelled at the two boys.
"Shut it slinthead!" Newt said, while ruffling Thomas' hair. "Go on Tommy, I'll be here waiting for you when you return" Newt instructed.
"Yea, come on Thomas, we got a lot of ground to cover today" Minho said smirking at Thomas. "I was wondering when you two slintheads would finally get together. 'Bout shucking time!" he said, slapping the greenie on his back. Thomas smiled sheepishly as they ran off into the maze.
"So, Newt and the greenie huh?" Alby said walking up next to Newt. He grunted.
"Yea and?" he said turning to look at the crowd that had gathered. "Well? What are all y'all slintheads looking at? Get back to work!" Newt yelled. Everyone followed the second in command's orders and went off to do their daily tasks. Alby gave Newt a knowing look before walking off to do his own thing.
At least that annoying bloody sound is gone he thought to himself. Now if only this buggin' headache would go away.
