"This is not a good idea."

"Calm down, it's just school."

"Yeah the school of Kurt Hummel! Who I haven't seen since he rejected me!"

"He'll reject you again if you don't quit being such a coward."

"I am not a coward!"

"Then, why have we been in your car for the past eight minutes while you try to convince yourself you're going to die the second you step in the building."

"Cause I'm precocious."
"Precautious," she muttered matter-of-factly while she opened up the passenger door to get out.

"Wait!" He stumbled out of the car and made an effort to catch up with her.

"What do I do if I see Kurt today? What if he asks me why I transferred?"

"Make something up. Just try to be smooth and whatever you do don't act all desperate and needy."

"I've never acted desperate or needy."

"You told him you thought you loved him. Who does that? You never tell a guy you like them. It makes you look like an idiot."

"In my defense, I…" Dave was drowned out when Santana yelled back as she rushed to join her girlfriend.

"Later Dave! Hey Brit!"

"Wait! Santana!" It was no use. He was left all alone in the hallways he used to own. Well, not exactly alone. There were like fifty other students around him, but his point still stands.

That is until one familiar face came to greet him. "Thank goodness you're back man!" said Azimio, "we thought that you went off to that fairy school Hummel went to. I was worried you'd come back gayer than when you left."

"Well actually Azimio, I am gay."

"You're… you're…?"

"Gay. Say it with me now. Gaaaaaaaaaaaaay." He said using his hands to make Azimio form the word. "As in I like dudes. You got a problem with that?"

Azimio stared at his friend who still looked tough as ever and just shrugged. "Guess I really don't care who you're screwin. You're my boy. Been since second grade," he said as they both smiled and bro-hugged, which was so much manlier than a real one. "But if you get a crush on me, I WILL cut off your nads."

"Agreed," Dave said smiling, just glad he had his one true friend back. Santana's cool, but only hanging with a girl makes him feel like a stereotype.

"Football season's over so it's too late for you to get your letterman jacket back."

"I know. I don't need that. He likes nice clothes anyway, usually design…" he cut himself off. Noticing his slip-up, he looked up at Azimio in hopes that the other boy had not caught it.

"Oh no. No. Pleeeeeease do not tell me you're crushing on Homo Hummel." No such luck.

"Could you like… not call him that?"

Taking that comment as confirmation, Azimio launched into a full on rant, "How the hell am I supposed to deal with that? You couldn't have had feelings for anybody else? What about Ronny from the swimming team? He's pretty queer."

"Will you shut up for ten seconds? Look ok, yes I like Kurt."

"Oh lord! Now we're calling him by his first name too? What next?!"

"Shhhhhhhhhh. Mind shutting the fuck up? I'm kinda on the DL about this."

"Oh good. So he doesn't know right?"

"Well I might have told him…"

"Oh lord."

"Shut up! But it doesn't really matter anyway cause he said he only likes me as a friend."

"And you got rejected by him too? Please tell me I'm on some new reality show where people reverse roles and I'm gonna walk away from this having either met a hot celebrity or won a new car."

"You really never do shut up, do you?"

"I think it's the diabetes medication."

"Well anyway, point is I don't really stand a chance with him."

"Now look who needs to shut up. You know you could tap that anytime you want to."

"He has a boyfriend."

"That well-dressed midget? Please, if he spent half the time he spent gelling his hair on paying attention to Girly-boy… I mean Kurt," he corrected himself after a glare from Karofsky, "then maybe. But if you're really willing to put your reputation on the line for him, then I'm behind you seventy percent."

"Why not one hundred?"

"Cause I support you completely in your quest to pursue the fair...Kurt."

"That reminds me, how's the math tutoring going?"

"Great, I'm almost passing."

"That's awesome man."

"Yeah, well I better get to class. See ya man!"

"Peace out my brother!"

"Don't try to act black."

"Noted."

I thought Dave and Azimio needed a reunion. I see Santana and Azimio as being sort of Dave's own Rachel and Mercedes. Let me know what you think?