This is an iCarly Interview
Summary- This Is An iCarly Interview, if you didn't guess, ask the iCarly gang and their friends and family crazy questions and dare them insane dares-they'll do 'em-trust me!
Disclaimer-Nope
Chapter 3
Andrea-Yo, yo, Andrea here!
Sophia-And I'm Sophia!
Sam-And I wanna go home!
Andrea-And nobody cares!
Sophia-*Starts laughing*
Andrea-What?
Sophia-We are doing this dare first.
Spencer-What is it?
Andrea-*grabs clipboard from Sophia* Ooh, let's see! From DaydreamKid
Sam-Of course! Doesn't this kid have a life!
Andrea-I don't know, now shut up!
Sophia-From DaydreamKid
I dare Gibby not to take off his shirt for 15 chapters
Gibby-That's not fair!
Andrea-Yes it is! You agreed to do this interview!
Gibby-No I didn't! You threaten us to come here every day!
Andrea-Oh yeah
Sophia-Just keep your shirt on boy!
Carly-Looks like Andrea isn't the only one who has moments.
Sophia & Andrea-SHUT UP!
Andrea-Another question from DaydreamKid
I dare Spencer to give the details on how you met Socko
Spencer-You are going to have to change the rating.
Andrea-Whisper it in my ear.
Spencer-Ok *Whispers in her ear*
Andrea-*Screams repeatedly and runs out of room*
Carly-How about we don't mentally scar the rest of the readers.
Sophia-Ok next one from DaydreamKid
Sam, why's the real reason you don't like Melanie? (Must be set up on a lie detector)
Sophia-BUTCH!
*Football team comes and sets her up to a lie detector*
Sophia-Sam…
Sam-Cause she's an annoying little prissy. She always got everything I ever wanted. She is always so perfect. And cause she's a skunk bag.
Sophia-That's not nice.
Sam-I'm not nice.
Sophia-Well she wasn't lying so let's move on. From DaydreamKid
Sam-Of course
I dare Crazy not to be protective of Freddie for 10 chapters
Freddie-YES! Thank you DaydreamKid! You rock!
Sophia-Butch!
Butch-*runs in* Yes mam!
Sophia-Get Crazy, and strap her to that chair.
Butch-Yes mam! *Brings Crazy in and ties her to a chair*
Sophia-Crazy, you can't be protective of Freddie for 10 chapters.
Crazy-What?
Sophia-You can't be protective of Freddie for 10 chapters.
Crazy-I got it the first time dummy!
Sophia-I'm not a dummy I'm stupid!
Sam-Oh my God
Sophia-Ooh, here's another one from DaydreamKid!
I dare Seddie to slow dance to 'Two is better than one'
Freddie-I take it back. DaydreamKid you suck. (A/n just kidding! Love you DaydreamKid you are just on Seddie [And Gibby's] bad side.)
Sophia-Wempe put the song on!
Zach-Whatever *puts song on*
Seddie-*Starts slow dancing*
Sophia-*Pulls out video camera*
Carly-What are you doing?
Sophia-Videotaping this so Andrea can see it later, duh
Guppy-This is already being videotaping, duh (A/n I know it doesn't make sense but he's like 4 so he doesn't know proper grammar)
Sophia-Shut it Gippy!
Carly-It's Guppy
Sophia-Oh, shut up!
Carly-*Rolls eyes*
*Song ends*
Seddie-*pulls away*
Andrea-*Walks back into room*
Sophia-Where were you?
Andrea-Throwing up my insides.
Spencer-Was it fun
Andrea-No!
Spencer-I was just asking.
Andrea-Ok, next dare from DaydreamKid
Gibby since Carly is dating Griffin, are you jealous?
Gibby-Not really, I got Tasha
Andrea-Who is all you'll ever get so love it while she's there.
Gibby-What does that mean?
Andrea-It means you'll probably die alone!
Sophia-This is from irockanddontuforgetit
Crazy would you freak out if Freddie dated Sam?
Crazy-No Comment
Andrea-What do you mean no comment?
Crazy-It depends
Everyone-On What!
Crazy-If he really loved her. If he really loved her I would be ok with it.
Everyone-WHAT! WHY!
Crazy-I want him to be happy! Now read the next question.
Andrea-Well then! Next one from irockanddontuforgetit
Carly, would you get angry if Spencer sets your hair on fire?
Carly-YES!
Andrea-Smart answer! Next from irockanddontuforgetit
I dare Crazy to sing the fast food wrap while juggling open cans of mustard on a skateboard. NO safety chiz! PS. Is his name really pronounced Wimpy?
Everyone except Crazy-*Bursts into laughter*
Andrea-What are you waiting for? Do it! Oh, yeah, it is pronounced wimpy-I think it's funny too.
Crazy-You are a rude child
Andrea-Why thank you! BUTCH!
Butch-*gives Crazy all of the stuff she needs for the dare*
Crazy-*Starts doing the dare*
Andrea-No fair! She can juggle!
Crazy-*Finishes dare* Happy, sweetie?
Andrea-No, absolutely not! Sit down Crazy!
Carly-Another moment?
Andrea-YES! Next dare. *Starts laughing uncontrollably*
Sophia-What?
Andrea-*Starts hyperventilating* Freddork come here!
*Freddie and Andrea walk outside the studio and start talking*
Sophia-Ok let's read another dare while they are talking. This one is from irockanddontuforgetit
I dare Freddie to tell Crazy that he's pregnant. Crazy can't hear this dare. Only Fredward can.
Sam-You dummy-You just ruined the dare.
*Andrea and Freddie walk in*
Andrea-Hey, Crazy Freddie needs to tell you something.
Spencer-To late Sophia ruined it.
Andrea-You dummy!
Freddie-Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Andrea-Whatever, next dare from irockanddontuforgetit
I dare Gibby and Guppy to have a sword fight with hotdogs and sing Single Ladies by Beyonce.
Gibby-Yes! Irockanddontuforgetit you do rock and I won't ever forget it! *Takes shirt off*
Andrea-*Tases Gibby*
Gibby-*Recovers* WHAT WAS THAT FOR!
Andrea-You aren't allowed to take your shirt off, remember? Now put it back on.
Guppy-*Takes shirt of then points at Gibby* Ha, ha!
Andrea-*Pats Guppy's head* Good shirtless boy.
Gibby & Guppy-*Does dare*
*Everybody watches and is very amused*
Gibby & Guppy-*Finishes dare*
Andrea-Wow, that was fun! Next dare-From Coketree20
Q for Freddie- Now that we all know you love Sam, and she loves you, have you asked her out yet! Note: If the answer is no, I dare him to ask her out and have them go on a date right now!
Andrea-Have fun on that date! Oh, here's one from Seddie star
I dare Sam and Freddie to go on a double date with Carly and Gibby.
Andrea-So go on that date with Carly and Gibby.
Carly-I don't wanna go on a date with Gibby!
Andrea-Why do you people keep telling me what you want and don't wanna do? As if I asked!
Sophia-Just go.
Seddie & Cibby-*Leaves and goes to Cheesecake Warehouse.*
Andrea-*Jumps and lands on a beanbag chair*
Sophia-*Does the Sam as Andrea*
Spencer-What are you doing?
Andrea-We set up cameras in the Cheesecake Warehouse
Griffin-Why'd they order one cheesecake?
Andrea-They're all sharing it?
On screen-*Sam eats cheesecake in about 5 seconds then they all leave*
Andrea-What the chiz was that?
Spencer-What a rip off!
Seddie and Cibby-*Walks in*
Andrea-What the chiz was that guys?
Freddie-You didn't say we had to talk or anything.
Andrea-Ok, if you want Seddie to go on a date WITHOUT loop holes please dare them! Oh, and just for that here's a dare from Lovin'Seddie
I dare Sam and Freddie to make out on video…
Sophia-You didn't read the rest
Andrea-This is going on the iCarly website anyways.
Sophia-Oh
Guppy-OH!
Andrea-Well, make out.
Seddie-*Makes out*
Andrea-*Smiles* Another dare from Lovin'Seddie
I dare Carly and Gibby to kiss.
Carly-*Gives Gibby a kiss on the cheek*
Andrea-I suppose that counts…
Seddie-*Still making out*
Sophia-Here's another dare from Lovin'Seddie
Freddie to write a love poem for Sam.
Seddie-Still making out.
Sophia-You'd think they'd get tired of doing that eventually but nope, they're still going strong.
Andrea-He can't write poetry while he's making out with Sam.
Carly-Just get one from his notebook from Mr. Howard's class.*Hands notebook to Andrea*
*I just got this from a song cause I am NOT about to write some poetry-but I changed the lyrics a little =D Oh, I know it's not the best song choice but I was listening to the song so, yeah =D*
Andrea-*Grabs notebook* Lemmie see that.
I'm still alive but I'm barely breathing
I'm praying to a god that I don't believe in
I'm falling to pieces
'Cause I got time while she got freedom
'Cause when a heart breaks it doesn't break even
I'm falling to pieces.
They say bad things happen for a reason,
But no wise words gunna stop the bleeding.
I'm falling to pieces.
What am I supposed to do when the best part of me is always you?
What am I supposed to say when I'm all choked up and you're ok?
I'm falling to pieces
Andrea & Carly-AWWWWWWWWW
Sophia, Spencer & Gibby-I don't get it.
Seddie-*still making out*
Andrea-WOULD YOU GUYS CUT IT OUT!
Seddie-*Pulls back and blushes*
Andrea-*mumbles* You'd think you'd need more air
Sophia-Freddie, Lovin'Seddie wants you to take your shirt off
Seddie-Why?
Sophia-IDK it just says-
I dare Freddie to take his shirt off (YUMMY!)
Sam-Yummy? What is wrong with this dude
Andrea-Chick
Sam-What
Andrea-Lovin'Seddie is a chick
Gibby-Why is a baby chicken on fanfiction
Andrea-*Slaps forehead* Moving on! *Reads next dare. (My dare is without Freddie or Sam's knowledge to set it up- so Freddie has to save Sam. And somehow their heads get pushed together, and they kiss.) Smiles*
Sophia-What?
Andrea-*Throws clipboard at Sam*
Freddie-*Pushes Sam out of the way, landing on top of her. They get closer and closer and then they start making out on the ground*
Andrea-You guys are gross. STOP IT!
Seddie-*Pulls back, blushes, and sits back down*
Andrea-Thank you!
Spencer-There are no dares about me!
Andrea-You asked for it! From irockanddontuforgetit
Carly I dare you to give Sam a giant ham and then I dare Spencer to grab it and eat it
Zach-*Gives Carly a ham*
Carly-*Gives Sam ham*
Sam-Yay! *Grabs ham and starts eating it*
Spencer-*Grabs ham and runs faster than man has ever seen before*
Sam-Ham! My ham's gone!
Andrea-Ok, we'll see you later, before Sam kills Spencer, BYE!
You know what to do, so do it, please! If I didn't do your question or dare I'll do it in the next chapter, this one was just getting too long=D
LOVE ALWAYS,
-randomness
