This is an iCarly Interview

Summary- This Is An iCarly Interview, if you didn't guess, ask the iCarly gang and their friends and family crazy questions and dare them insane dares-they'll do 'em-trust me!

Disclaimer-Nope

Chapter 3

Andrea-Yo, yo, Andrea here!

Sophia-And I'm Sophia!

Sam-And I wanna go home!

Andrea-And nobody cares!

Sophia-*Starts laughing*

Andrea-What?

Sophia-We are doing this dare first.

Spencer-What is it?

Andrea-*grabs clipboard from Sophia* Ooh, let's see! From DaydreamKid

Sam-Of course! Doesn't this kid have a life!

Andrea-I don't know, now shut up!

Sophia-From DaydreamKid

I dare Gibby not to take off his shirt for 15 chapters

Gibby-That's not fair!

Andrea-Yes it is! You agreed to do this interview!

Gibby-No I didn't! You threaten us to come here every day!

Andrea-Oh yeah

Sophia-Just keep your shirt on boy!

Carly-Looks like Andrea isn't the only one who has moments.

Sophia & Andrea-SHUT UP!

Andrea-Another question from DaydreamKid

I dare Spencer to give the details on how you met Socko

Spencer-You are going to have to change the rating.

Andrea-Whisper it in my ear.

Spencer-Ok *Whispers in her ear*

Andrea-*Screams repeatedly and runs out of room*

Carly-How about we don't mentally scar the rest of the readers.

Sophia-Ok next one from DaydreamKid

Sam, why's the real reason you don't like Melanie? (Must be set up on a lie detector)

Sophia-BUTCH!

*Football team comes and sets her up to a lie detector*

Sophia-Sam…

Sam-Cause she's an annoying little prissy. She always got everything I ever wanted. She is always so perfect. And cause she's a skunk bag.

Sophia-That's not nice.

Sam-I'm not nice.

Sophia-Well she wasn't lying so let's move on. From DaydreamKid

Sam-Of course

I dare Crazy not to be protective of Freddie for 10 chapters

Freddie-YES! Thank you DaydreamKid! You rock!

Sophia-Butch!

Butch-*runs in* Yes mam!

Sophia-Get Crazy, and strap her to that chair.

Butch-Yes mam! *Brings Crazy in and ties her to a chair*

Sophia-Crazy, you can't be protective of Freddie for 10 chapters.

Crazy-What?

Sophia-You can't be protective of Freddie for 10 chapters.

Crazy-I got it the first time dummy!

Sophia-I'm not a dummy I'm stupid!

Sam-Oh my God

Sophia-Ooh, here's another one from DaydreamKid!

I dare Seddie to slow dance to 'Two is better than one'

Freddie-I take it back. DaydreamKid you suck. (A/n just kidding! Love you DaydreamKid you are just on Seddie [And Gibby's] bad side.)

Sophia-Wempe put the song on!

Zach-Whatever *puts song on*

Seddie-*Starts slow dancing*

Sophia-*Pulls out video camera*

Carly-What are you doing?

Sophia-Videotaping this so Andrea can see it later, duh

Guppy-This is already being videotaping, duh (A/n I know it doesn't make sense but he's like 4 so he doesn't know proper grammar)

Sophia-Shut it Gippy!

Carly-It's Guppy

Sophia-Oh, shut up!

Carly-*Rolls eyes*

*Song ends*

Seddie-*pulls away*

Andrea-*Walks back into room*

Sophia-Where were you?

Andrea-Throwing up my insides.

Spencer-Was it fun

Andrea-No!

Spencer-I was just asking.

Andrea-Ok, next dare from DaydreamKid

Gibby since Carly is dating Griffin, are you jealous?

Gibby-Not really, I got Tasha

Andrea-Who is all you'll ever get so love it while she's there.

Gibby-What does that mean?

Andrea-It means you'll probably die alone!

Sophia-This is from irockanddontuforgetit

Crazy would you freak out if Freddie dated Sam?

Crazy-No Comment

Andrea-What do you mean no comment?

Crazy-It depends

Everyone-On What!

Crazy-If he really loved her. If he really loved her I would be ok with it.

Everyone-WHAT! WHY!

Crazy-I want him to be happy! Now read the next question.

Andrea-Well then! Next one from irockanddontuforgetit

Carly, would you get angry if Spencer sets your hair on fire?

Carly-YES!

Andrea-Smart answer! Next from irockanddontuforgetit

I dare Crazy to sing the fast food wrap while juggling open cans of mustard on a skateboard. NO safety chiz! PS. Is his name really pronounced Wimpy?

Everyone except Crazy-*Bursts into laughter*

Andrea-What are you waiting for? Do it! Oh, yeah, it is pronounced wimpy-I think it's funny too.

Crazy-You are a rude child

Andrea-Why thank you! BUTCH!

Butch-*gives Crazy all of the stuff she needs for the dare*

Crazy-*Starts doing the dare*

Andrea-No fair! She can juggle!

Crazy-*Finishes dare* Happy, sweetie?

Andrea-No, absolutely not! Sit down Crazy!

Carly-Another moment?

Andrea-YES! Next dare. *Starts laughing uncontrollably*

Sophia-What?

Andrea-*Starts hyperventilating* Freddork come here!

*Freddie and Andrea walk outside the studio and start talking*

Sophia-Ok let's read another dare while they are talking. This one is from irockanddontuforgetit

I dare Freddie to tell Crazy that he's pregnant. Crazy can't hear this dare. Only Fredward can.

Sam-You dummy-You just ruined the dare.

*Andrea and Freddie walk in*

Andrea-Hey, Crazy Freddie needs to tell you something.

Spencer-To late Sophia ruined it.

Andrea-You dummy!

Freddie-Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Andrea-Whatever, next dare from irockanddontuforgetit

I dare Gibby and Guppy to have a sword fight with hotdogs and sing Single Ladies by Beyonce.

Gibby-Yes! Irockanddontuforgetit you do rock and I won't ever forget it! *Takes shirt off*

Andrea-*Tases Gibby*

Gibby-*Recovers* WHAT WAS THAT FOR!

Andrea-You aren't allowed to take your shirt off, remember? Now put it back on.

Guppy-*Takes shirt of then points at Gibby* Ha, ha!

Andrea-*Pats Guppy's head* Good shirtless boy.

Gibby & Guppy-*Does dare*

*Everybody watches and is very amused*

Gibby & Guppy-*Finishes dare*

Andrea-Wow, that was fun! Next dare-From Coketree20

Q for Freddie- Now that we all know you love Sam, and she loves you, have you asked her out yet!

Note: If the answer is no, I dare him to ask her out and have them go on a date right now!

Andrea-Have fun on that date! Oh, here's one from Seddie star

I dare Sam and Freddie to go on a double date with Carly and Gibby.

Andrea-So go on that date with Carly and Gibby.

Carly-I don't wanna go on a date with Gibby!

Andrea-Why do you people keep telling me what you want and don't wanna do? As if I asked!

Sophia-Just go.

Seddie & Cibby-*Leaves and goes to Cheesecake Warehouse.*

Andrea-*Jumps and lands on a beanbag chair*

Sophia-*Does the Sam as Andrea*

Spencer-What are you doing?

Andrea-We set up cameras in the Cheesecake Warehouse

Griffin-Why'd they order one cheesecake?

Andrea-They're all sharing it?

On screen-*Sam eats cheesecake in about 5 seconds then they all leave*

Andrea-What the chiz was that?

Spencer-What a rip off!

Seddie and Cibby-*Walks in*

Andrea-What the chiz was that guys?

Freddie-You didn't say we had to talk or anything.

Andrea-Ok, if you want Seddie to go on a date WITHOUT loop holes please dare them! Oh, and just for that here's a dare from Lovin'Seddie

I dare Sam and Freddie to make out on video…

Sophia-You didn't read the rest

Andrea-This is going on the iCarly website anyways.

Sophia-Oh

Guppy-OH!

Andrea-Well, make out.

Seddie-*Makes out*

Andrea-*Smiles* Another dare from Lovin'Seddie

I dare Carly and Gibby to kiss.

Carly-*Gives Gibby a kiss on the cheek*

Andrea-I suppose that counts…

Seddie-*Still making out*

Sophia-Here's another dare from Lovin'Seddie

Freddie to write a love poem for Sam.

Seddie-Still making out.

Sophia-You'd think they'd get tired of doing that eventually but nope, they're still going strong.

Andrea-He can't write poetry while he's making out with Sam.

Carly-Just get one from his notebook from Mr. Howard's class.*Hands notebook to Andrea*

*I just got this from a song cause I am NOT about to write some poetry-but I changed the lyrics a little =D Oh, I know it's not the best song choice but I was listening to the song so, yeah =D*

Andrea-*Grabs notebook* Lemmie see that.

I'm still alive but I'm barely breathing

I'm praying to a god that I don't believe in

I'm falling to pieces

'Cause I got time while she got freedom

'Cause when a heart breaks it doesn't break even

I'm falling to pieces.

They say bad things happen for a reason,

But no wise words gunna stop the bleeding.

I'm falling to pieces.

What am I supposed to do when the best part of me is always you?

What am I supposed to say when I'm all choked up and you're ok?

I'm falling to pieces

Andrea & Carly-AWWWWWWWWW

Sophia, Spencer & Gibby-I don't get it.

Seddie-*still making out*

Andrea-WOULD YOU GUYS CUT IT OUT!

Seddie-*Pulls back and blushes*

Andrea-*mumbles* You'd think you'd need more air

Sophia-Freddie, Lovin'Seddie wants you to take your shirt off

Seddie-Why?

Sophia-IDK it just says-

I dare Freddie to take his shirt off (YUMMY!)

Sam-Yummy? What is wrong with this dude

Andrea-Chick

Sam-What

Andrea-Lovin'Seddie is a chick

Gibby-Why is a baby chicken on fanfiction

Andrea-*Slaps forehead* Moving on! *Reads next dare. (My dare is without Freddie or Sam's knowledge to set it up- so Freddie has to save Sam. And somehow their heads get pushed together, and they kiss.) Smiles*

Sophia-What?

Andrea-*Throws clipboard at Sam*

Freddie-*Pushes Sam out of the way, landing on top of her. They get closer and closer and then they start making out on the ground*

Andrea-You guys are gross. STOP IT!

Seddie-*Pulls back, blushes, and sits back down*

Andrea-Thank you!

Spencer-There are no dares about me!

Andrea-You asked for it! From irockanddontuforgetit

Carly I dare you to give Sam a giant ham and then I dare Spencer to grab it and eat it

Zach-*Gives Carly a ham*

Carly-*Gives Sam ham*

Sam-Yay! *Grabs ham and starts eating it*

Spencer-*Grabs ham and runs faster than man has ever seen before*

Sam-Ham! My ham's gone!

Andrea-Ok, we'll see you later, before Sam kills Spencer, BYE!

You know what to do, so do it, please! If I didn't do your question or dare I'll do it in the next chapter, this one was just getting too long=D

LOVE ALWAYS,

-randomness