[A/N: now for some popular fanmade ones involving Hermione]
Dramione:
Hermione: I believe we went through this already.
Me: ...So? Gets me more reviews.
Hermione: *Shakes head*
Some random dude who supposedly works for me: Boss! People liked the sedcustion part last time!
ME: Draco, get seducing.
Draco: I don't even have to try.
Me: Get the reviews up.
Draco *Trademark smirk* will do.
Hermione: What is wrong with you?
Me: Reviews=Right to boast.
Tom RiddleXHermione
Hermione: *Turns green*
Tom: NOT THE MUDBLOOD!
Hermione: Bloody time travel fics
VoldemortXHermione
Hermione: That's even worse than the one before this.
Voldemort: Excuse me?
Hermione: At least you were somewhat good looking back then...
HarryXHermione
Harry: ...
Hermione: ...
SnapeXHermione
Hermione: *rushes out of room*
Snape: *Drinks draught of living death*
Any Weasley or than Ron XHermione
Hermione: I"M STRAIGHT
Fred/George: *looks through site* WOOOOOWWWWW~
Hermione: DONT LOOK AT IT!
Ginny: *Lookiung green* Sorry Mione
Sirius BlackXHermione
Hermione: REALLY?
Sirius: She's my godson's best friend...
MORE IDEAS!
