[A/N: now for some popular fanmade ones involving Hermione]


Dramione:

Hermione: I believe we went through this already.

Me: ...So? Gets me more reviews.

Hermione: *Shakes head*

Some random dude who supposedly works for me: Boss! People liked the sedcustion part last time!

ME: Draco, get seducing.

Draco: I don't even have to try.

Me: Get the reviews up.

Draco *Trademark smirk* will do.

Hermione: What is wrong with you?

Me: Reviews=Right to boast.


Tom RiddleXHermione

Hermione: *Turns green*

Tom: NOT THE MUDBLOOD!

Hermione: Bloody time travel fics


VoldemortXHermione

Hermione: That's even worse than the one before this.

Voldemort: Excuse me?

Hermione: At least you were somewhat good looking back then...


HarryXHermione

Harry: ...

Hermione: ...


SnapeXHermione

Hermione: *rushes out of room*

Snape: *Drinks draught of living death*


Any Weasley or than Ron XHermione

Hermione: I"M STRAIGHT

Fred/George: *looks through site* WOOOOOWWWWW~

Hermione: DONT LOOK AT IT!

Ginny: *Lookiung green* Sorry Mione


Sirius BlackXHermione

Hermione: REALLY?

Sirius: She's my godson's best friend...


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