Yo, sup ppl, well, the next two chappies are gonna focus mostly on my two new buddies, so they seem like, more real, this is for you u hentai buddy!!!!!!

Burmese Bombshell, Siberian Silhouette: Predators of Fire and Ice

By: ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S RIGHT!!!!!!!!!! ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ieisha stood in her new room and looked around. It was simply furnished; a bed with a blue coverlet, a desk, and a chair both made of a wood she had never seen before, not as though she had seen much real wood in Moscow.

She sat down on the bed and flopped back, thinking in Russian, 'I don't want to be here. Why couldn't we have stayed in Russia? I know Rieju hated being there, and working for them, but at least we were allowed to make them afraid of us, instead of having to be all buddy-buddy with the people here now…'

She reached into her pocket and unfolded the old, faded picture of her mother from when she was a little girl, 'Mama looks so happy there, before she was burdened with us…I wonder what her life would have been like if she hadn't have been cursed with us…'

She growled and hit the mattress with her fist, making the whole structure jump under the sudden shock. 'It's not fair! Why did she have to die and leave Rieju and I to struggle on our own? I know she didn't mean to, but…' Her eyes glowed with the sudden, violent fit of emotion that she was prone too, then she threw back her head and screamed.

When she opened her eyes she found the weird guy with blue fur sitting on her bed next to her, she had been screaming too loudly to hear the BAMPH noise he made when he teleported.

He tilted his head to the side, "Are you all right?"

She hissed softly and crawled away from him on the bed, "Vhat are you doing here?!"

He shrugged, not in the least disturbed by her anger, "I heard you scream."

"So?"

"Vell, I don't know how it vorks in Russia, but here, vhen somevun screams, people come to help."

She rolled her eyes and fluidly got up off the bed and was across the room to open the door and tell him to leave, when she noticed the door was locked, and remembered that she had locked it once she had gotten inside.

"How….how did you…."

"Get inside? I teleported seelly."

"Tele…. vhat is word?"

"Teleported, I can go from vun part on Earth to another at will, in a blink of an eye."

"How?"

He shrugged, "I'm not too sure, it's part of my mutant povers."

Her eyes grew really wide, "So you are a mutant!"

His eyes practically bugged out of his head before he wrapped his arms around his stomach and laughed until it hurt, "Of…of course I'm a mutant, isn't it obvious?" He wiped a tear from the corner of his eye as he finished with a chuckle or two.

She sat pack on the bed and well, invaded his personal bubble, getting this close away from his face, "I've known people who did things like this to their bodies on purpose, I couldn't tell."

He arched a brow and leaned back a bit, but she followed, keeping the same amount of distance between them. Her intense scrutiny of his face was starting to freak him out; he gulped, looking away, "Vhy vould they do such a thing? Vhy vould they vant to look like this?"

Now she was confused, she leaned back a bit and frowned, "Vhy vouldn't they? Vhere I come from, the people vould mutilate themselves to look like the god or entity they emulated. Some did look like you." She reached over and picked up his hands from where they sat in his lap, "They even did this as vell. Are you some sort of god?"

He shook his head, making the blue locks float about, and in Ieisha's still kittenish mind, she wanted to bat at them, "No…I'm no god, this is how I was born…"

"……"

He looked at her again, there was a very strange……humming sound coming from her, and was once again surprised to see her veeeery close to his face, but she wasn't really looking at him, she was looking at his hair, "Um….vhat are you…AH!" He cried out in surprise when the part between her knuckles split and three long, curved claws came out when she made a fist, and batted at his hair softly.

She blinked and retracted her claws, "Vhat is wrong?"

"You…you….vhat vas that!?"

"Oh, these?" She let her claws come out and let him look them over, "They came after I hit pube……pube…"

"Puberty?"

"Yes, thank you, after puberty."

"Don't they hurt?"

"No, they have a natural lubrication, see?" She rubbed one sideways against his fur, and even through it he could tell it was think and slick.

He nodded and she put them away, "Um…..Ie….?"

She giggled, people always had a hard time with her and her brother's names, "Ieisha."

"Thank you, Ieisha. Vhy vere you screaming earlier?"

Her happy, bubbly emotions quickly deflated, she narrowed her eyes and growled, "That is none of your business, now get out of my room before I eat you."

It was said so severely and yet so devoid of emotion that Kurt, even without thinking, went BAMPH and it still took him a few moments after materializing in his room to get over her mercurial change of mood, 'Is it just me, or is she completely crazy?

No Kurty-honey, she's competely psycho!!!!!!! Well, bueno or muy sucky?