"Well, as much as I want to continue this lovely chat, there are Mexic... I mean terrorists to beat up, yes?"

Lexxa nodded and said, "To the Batmobile!"

Edward looked at her and asked, "Batmobile?"

"Oh... we don't have a Batmobile? Okay..."

"Who wants to walk on the top of the train!" Tina grinned.

Lexxa jumped up and down.

"I do, I do!"

Edward cast Lexxa a sideways glance and muttered, "Crazies... crazies everywhere..."

"And we wouldn't have it any other way. To the top of the train!" Tina looked around the car.

"...How do we get up top?"

Lexxa jumped.

"My plan failed."

Edward just looked at the people that he was now stuck with. The only thing he could think was, "These people must not reproduce..."

"Hey Ed, know a way up?"

Edward was still thinking. Alphonse, ever the sensible one, (sensible? In this group? HA!) shook Ed a bit.
"Brother?"

Ed came to his senses, "Oh, right. Al, stay here." He looked at the two girls reluctantly, "The way up's this way. Follow me."

Everyone followed Edward, who took them up to the roof as promised. Once on the roof, Lexxa found it necessary to point out that there was bird poop up there. And, of course, Tina felt the need to scream something about aliens and conspiracies. Edward, sick of hearing the girls' random bickering, turned around.

"That's it! I've had enough of your—"

A tree popped up out of nowhere, knocking Ed off the roof of the train.

"Ooh!" Lexxa exclaimed. "More perfect timing! Excellent!" She then ducked before a different tree could hit her. Tina dodged the tree, laughing to her heart's content.

"See Ed, this is what happens when you yell at us. Something hits you. Next time it might be a shoe..."

"Shut up!" Edward yelled while standing. Lexxa looked at him like she didn't understand.

"Don't look at me like that, demon!" he yelled.

Lexxa burst out into fake tears shouting, "Don't yell at me!"

Alphonse turned to his brother and looked at him like he didn't know what to do.

Tina glared at Ed, "You made Lexxa cry! Meanie!"

"I didn't..." Ed was hit across the face with Tina's shoe.

"I tried to warn you Ed. I told you what would happen if you yelled at us!"

"Brother!" Alphonse yelled.

"What's wrong with you?!" Ed yelled at Tina. Lexxa kicked Ed in the face.

"Shut up about Tina!"

Suddenly, a Mexican head popped out of a trap door and looked at them.

"What are you guys doing?"

"Planning on how to kick your arse," Lexxa said smoothly.

Tina kicked the guy in the face, sending him back from wherever he came from.

"Stupid Mexican. Trix are for kids!"

Ed rubbed his face, "What are Mexicans, anyways?"

"Do you really want to know?"

Ed shook his head and said, "No. Hey Lexxa, shouldn't Mr. Picture be here somewhere?"

Lexxa slapped Ed.

"What was that for?!" he yelled.

"Do. Not. Break. The. Fourth. Wall!" she yelled back, slapping him in between each word.

"The what?"

Hughes came out of the train and sat down.

"'Sup?"

"I didn't say his name. For all they know, it could be Slender Man!"

Hughes looked at the odd scene in front of him. A girl with... purple and brown hair? was slapping Edward silly. Alphonse looked a bit lost, and the other girl extended her hand towards him.

"Hi! I'm Tina, and the girl slapping Ed is Lexxa. It's nice to meet you, sir."

Lexxa looked at Hughes.

"Heya, dude. Want some candy?" Lexxa held out a candy bar.

"This is no time for candy!" Ed yelled.

"Brother..."

Lexxa gave Ed a glare.

"It's always time for candy."

Hughes looked at Lexxa, then at Ed, then at Al, then at Tina.

"Uh...the threat is mostly gone anyways…"

"Aw, we did basically nothing?" Lexxa asked. "I wanted to kick some arse..."

"You could always kick Ed's," Hughes offered helpfully. Lexxa looked at Ed.

They all went back into the train.

"You know, I feel like we forgot someone..."

Suddenly, Tina was sent flying across the room. Behind where she stood was a large man in a cloak.

"Ouch..."

"Aw HELL naw!" Lexxa yelled. "Hold my earrings! Shit's about to go down!" She handed Ed imaginary earrings and went up to the man.

Tina stood up, brushing herself off. "What the hell Calvo! I didn't deserve that, you stupid Mexican!"

He looked at the girls strangely, both of them advancing towards him. "What are you talking about?"

"LET'S GET HIM!"

Ed just looked at the two while they tackled the man that the shorter one had called Calvo.

"This is going to be a long day," he muttered.