A/N: I would just like to say in response to some rather negative feedback on this story that it is certainly not meant for everyone, but only the intellectually enlightened. littleapprentice851, equal in many ways to Buddha, has shown me the way to awakening by liberating me from the lures of indulgences like punctuation and correct spelling and allowing me to exist in an intellectual Nirvana. For those of you who cannot yet accept The Way, please attend your english classes, read some classic literature, ask your teachers about the meaning of dramatic irony, and meditate peacefully upon your findings. Ohmmmmm.

Phaythe was a good persone sometimes even tho she was a bad bad gurl when it came to sexy men like cheshire but he was irrestible like nothing else too so that was okay she really was a good person so she felt scared for her cousing alice when she had got a phone call from alice saying "phaythe its alice I need your help im in trouble help me" alice had sound real scared and phaythe liked alice enough that she thought she maybe should go help. "cheshire babe" she said I hafta go help alice shes in trouble you understand right? Alice is your friend"

Alice and Cheshire had known each other before phaythe had known Cheshire because alice was the first one that had discovered wonderland phaythe had never been there before, before now. Cheshire thought about alice and if she was in trouble should phaythe help her? Alice was cheshires friend for a far time but he looked at phaythe and she had really nice soft boobs and really pretty eyes they looked like snowflakes when he looked at them and she was so pretty he didn't care about alice if she was dead it was okay with him then. "no babe just stay here with me. Im a dangerous cat I cant just go saving my friends it would damage my rep"

Phaythe thought about this. She thought about this real hard. "please babe" she said "im way dangerouser than you and you're so write. Who cares about alice if she was cool like us she could save herself it cant be anything that bad.

Anyway so phaythe and Cheshire were about to go into his place so that they could do naughty things while alice was in trouble cuz they were dangerus and stuff and Cheshire had opened the door for her cause even though he was dangerous he was a really gentleman (or gentlecat!!!!) and wanted to make phaythe feel happy in more than one way and was just about to guide her in when her phone had rung so now he guided her in with his paw all smooth just like he psychically knew phaythe had always wanted cause he was so sexy and awesome that he could read phaythes thoughts it was amazing they were so perfect together this way he could always give her everything she wants right now she wants him really a lot which he knew and he was going to let her and it would be super sexy cause he was a sexy cat and so he took her phone and put it down and then took her hand and said "baybee I want you" so they starting taking each other clothes off and then, well, let's not get too descriptive here because I mean seriously, he is a cat and bestiality is gross and no one should ever want to read about stuff like that on the internet. Anywhoodle, afterward phaythe was laying in cheshires manly strong furry comforting safe beautiful muscly toned arms and thinking about how awesome averything was when someone stared banging. They were banging and banging on everything the door the windows and phaythe was so worn out from their previous activities that she couldn't get strong enough to go see who it was Whos that Cheshire? She asked I dunno babe" he said maybe ill go look in a second but dayum baybe you really wore me out theyre youre so good. I know I am phaythe said woud u belive that was my first time 4 reallz?? Cheshire asked, astonish. Dayumm I didn't know I was.....corrupting you. Baby you can corrupt me anytime phaythe said looking at him seducing-ly with her smoldering snowflake like eyes that were really hawt and turned him on and stuff.

"Rarrrr" he said, whipping her with his tail. "naughty girl I would like to punish you."

"me?"whyever would you? Phaythe said blinking at him inoocently he loved that he loved how she could go from smoking hot to totally innocent in like 5 milliminutes it was so sexy it blew his mind she was a great actress BANG BANG BANG The door opened and who stormed in? It was alice. She had heard cheshire's sexy purring in the backround when she had been talking to phaythe so she knew she was there she was so mad her eyes weren't like snowflakes (gentle and beautiful and stuff) but they were like icicles (angry and hard and cruel and icy) "how could you, Cheshire?" she screamed "we were in love? HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME AFTER I LET YOU HAVE EVERYTHING."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" PHAYTHE YELLED BACK SHE WAS CONFUSED AND THOUGHT SHE MAYBE SHOULD BE ANGRY "ALICE CHESHIRE WAS NEVER YOURS HE WAS ALWAYS MINE YOU NEVER HAD HIM?"

"OF COURSE I DID WHAT DID YOU THINK I DID WHEN I WAS IN WONDERLAND ALL THE TIME DUMMY YOUR SO STUPID I CANT BELIVE IT WOW YOU ARE AN IDIOT"

'CHESHIRE IS THIS TRUE?" PHAYTHE SAID YEAH BABE BUT IT WAS BEFORE I MET YOU CHESHIRE RESPonded. "alice you were pretty good in bed but your not nearly as sexy as phaythe with her really soft boobs and her snowflakey eyes your eyes are like icicles theyre too cold for me. I don't want you anymore I want phaythe she wears low cut tops and really tight leather pants and you just wear that stupid blue dress its so ugly and your really flat chested so I could never love you.

Phaythe stared at Cheshire adoringly she had never been more turned on but they were so b usy gazing into each others eyes that they didn't even notice that alice had pulled out a knife.......