I DO NOT OWN THE TRANSFORMERS! OR THE HOTEL! PLEASE ENJOY! And due forgive me for I am still new at this! Later! –Radioactive


Techno Club+Blitzwing=Want Some Autobots?

After stopping three times and dealing with a whiny Sunstreaker about how slow humans drive and all the bugs on his windshield they had finally made it to Las Vegas, Nevada. Just outside the strip they pulled into the covered parking lot of the Bluegreen Hotel 36. Prowl and Sunstreaker parked on opposite sides of the RV as the girls came out carrying small suitcases.

"We are staying here for a couple days, okay? In a few hours we will come back down and go to my uncles club. Just relax for a bit until then. Later!" Emma told the autobots as she followed the other girls.

"Why this hotel Emma?" Kaylee asked.

"It has a complementary spa! Besides, this is to help you relax after all your training. It is only for a few days then we are heading to Wisconsin and Mall of America for some fun and terror." Emma stated.

"Ugh, fine but we're still going to that club right?" Kaylee huffed.

"Yeah yeah. Hello, I'm Emma Moon and co. we have reservations." Emma said to the desk worker.

"Yes, we have you right here. Here are your room keys and numbers, passes to the spa and your uncle called asking if you arrived should I call him back for you and inform him or should I just leave that up to you?" He asked.

"I shall call him from our room, thank you very much." Emma said with a sweet smile as she and the others turned to head for the elevator.

"What kind of rooms do we have?" Keely asked taking her key.

"Keely, you are with Darcy. Shadow and Alyssa are in this room and me, Brooke and Kaylee are in the last room. These three rooms take up the whole 25th floor, wow." Emma said passing out the keys and spa passes.

"What! Emma, just how much are you spoiling us with?" Keely asked rising an eyebrow.

"Not much, just the necessary stuff. Get settled and then we will head out, it is six so let's get some food and then head out to the club in two hours. Break!" Emma said like a football coach rushing to her room right as the doors opened.

"EM!" Keely and Darcy yelled but were cut off as Shadow, Alyssa, Brooke and Kaylee raced by trying to get to their rooms first. The elevator doors started to close as Darcy and Keely slipped out. They headed for their room and walked in seeing a tray of dinner food already in their room with a note saying 'called in early and order some food that would hold the alcohol if we have any. Enjoy –Emma'

"Emmy. So should we eat it?" Darcy asked turning to Keely who had walked into the room she would be staying in.

"I guess we don't have much of a choice in the matter. I still can't get over that we have transformers with us! I bet Emma and Kaylee are plotting pranks to pull on them the second the let their guard down." Keely said taking a tray and turning on the TV.

"Yeah and I bet they will sucker us into helping them ha!" Darcy said taking her tray and sitting on the couch next to Keely. The rooms had a living room area that out looked the strip and two adjoined rooms and a small kitchen with two giant bathrooms. Shadow and Alyssa had started eating right away and had moved onto dessert and talking about music and the transformers. They had accepted them after a little while with them and thought that it was cool. After half an hour of talking and watching boring TV they passed out on the couch with empty ice cream bowls on the floor. With Brooke, Emma and Kaylee they were finishing eating and watching TF: Prime on the TV.

"Ya know I am sick of Sunny's whiny once we return them to the others we should do an ultimate prank on them." Emma said with a mouth full of ice cream.

"Totally, but what?" Brooke asked polishing off her delicious frozen treat.

"SSHHHH! They could be listening to us!" Kaylee hushed holding a finger to her mouth wide eyed. The TV played 'DUN DUN DUUUNN!' right after that and the girls turned to it mouths opened. Then they started cracking up.

After getting all cleaned up and dressed nicely the girls exited the hotel. Brooke in a cool blue silk off the shoulders t-shirt and long black dress pants with sensible black shoes and her hair ironed. Keely was in a silky long sleeved white blush with navy blue dress pants and white flats along with her usually hair in a bun. Darcy was wearing a soft magenta t-shirt with a dress skirt and black dress shoes that had bows on them with her hair is a slight curl thanks to Keely and Emma bonding her to a chair to hold still. Shadow was in a red silk short sleeved short with a black hem and black dress pants along with red flats with her hair up in a high up pony tail. Kaylee was in a sleeveless black silk shirt with white long dress pants that had a flame pattern on the bottom in blue and black dress shoes. Alyssa came out in a silver off the left shoulder top with red dress pants and red shoes with silver swirl pattern. Emma came out in a silver silk neck strap shirt with dark purple dress pants and silver dress shoes. They approached Prowl and Sunstreaker and Emma put her hands on her hips.

Her bangs fell in waves in front of her eyes as she said, "Who rides with whom?"

Sunstreaker visually perked up, "Well which of you wouldn't want to ride with a sweet machine like me?"

"Prowl, Kaylee, Brooke, and Darcy can go with you. I will go with Shadow and Alyssa with hot head here, is that okay with you?" Emma intervened before Kaylee could kick Sunstreaker. He had been bugging her about his alt. mode and paint job plus threats of blackmail with her sleep talking he had overheard the night at the park.

"That sounds reasonable but are you sure you wish to go with him?" Prowl asked calmly.

"Yeah, I can take him. Used to it from my younger brothers." Emma said brushing it off like it was nothing. She thought it was funny how highly he thought of himself, just the mech to face her wrath in a prank he would never forget.

After driving for half an hour fighting over where the place was, they finally pulled into a ground pounding, music blaring club. Multi-colored lights flashed out the windows as techno music reached the ears of the egger ladies as they rushed in giggling like school girls leaving two confused bots behind to wait until they had to drag the girl's drunk afts back to the hotel.

Unknown to them a tank that kept changing into a jet was behind the club in a deserted parking lot area. The decepticon Blitzwing had turned on his holoform which looked like a military tuff guy in purple and tan cameo and was dancing in the club or walking around looking angry at the humans. This went unnoticed to the girls who were laughing and dancing like maniacs on caffeine.

"HEY! UNCLE! Could you get the volume any louder I don't think I can hear it?" Emma teased to her uncle who had joined them in dancing.

"Did you call your parents?" He shouted over the music.

"Yeah, gave them the down low and stats of everyone. Hey does any couple that comes her ego by the name of Lennox or Epps?" Emma replied keeping up with the fast beat better than the others as she twirled and spun without breaking a sweat.

"Oh yeah, the Lennox come here every week when the wife comes to visit him at work." Her uncle said sashaying off the dance floor to greet some other guest.

"Hey, girls! We might be lucky, my uncle says they come here every now and then so pray to primus we came at the right time or we have to make the call." Emma told her friends. She started running to the stairs case as Shadow and Alyssa tried dunking her with their drinks.

"You'll never catch me alive copERS!" she squealed as she fell down the steps. Her friends rushed to the staircase and leaned over the side rail to see Emma lying on top of Blitzwing caught in a classic trip-fall-lip lock.

"You would fall down stairs and get your first kiss like that Em." Keely said shaking her head.

"Hey isn't that Blitzwing's holoform? Oh my Primus! Emma you're kissing Blitzwing!" Kaylee said squealing.

Emma's eyes shot open as she stared into blood red ones that shared her shock. She bolted up right as she heard what Kaylee said. A brief pause passed then she jumped up and two steps at a time climbed the steps and ran across the club. At that moment Major Will Lennox was helping his wife Sarah into her chair when Emma ran by screaming,

"I AM LOYAL TO THE AUTOBOTS! PRIMUS SAVE MEEE! WHY DO YOU HAVE SUCH CRUEL HUMOR! PROWL! SUNNY! BLAST THE CON! OFFLINE HIM THE SLAGGER! HE STOLE MY FIRST KISS! OFFLINE HIIMMM!MMFFHHH!" she almost made it to the doors as Blitzwing's hand covered her mouth.

"Now vhat vas rude femme. I happened to like vhe vhat vou humans call kiss. No need to call vor help." He sneered as he attempted to drag her back to the dance floor releasing her mouth. He never should have done that for a stream of Cybertronian cusswords came out.

"SLAG! Let me GO! FRAG! You slagging glitchheaded scrap head of a slaggard! You son of a glitch femme-creator fragging dipstick! Let go! You fragging mech-creator fragging scrapping fraggit of a femme's glitch! You OW! HEY!" she shouted as he froze in place dropping her.

She rushed to get up but banged her head on the Lennox's table.

"OW! Thanks Murphy!" she muttered and looked up to see the shocked faces of Will and Sarah Lennox then turned towards the door to see Prowl and Sunstreaker's holoform's shocked looked.

"Hello Major Lennox, would you like to take two autobots off our hands? ehehe" she said with a shrug.

"Slllaaggg! She could out cuss Ironhide with that mouth!" Sunstreaker said in awe his hair was brown with yellow highlights and was wearing dark jeans and a yellow almost gold shirt under a black leather jacket that had the autobots symbol on the back.

"Soap would be good for it as well." Prowl added crossing his arms over his black leather jacket, which also had the autobots symbol on it and white under shit, he also wore nice dress jeans. The classic anime sweatdrop appeared above Emma's head but quickly turned to shock as Blitzwing's holoform disappeared.

"I guess I offlined him, maybe?" Emma said timidly as Keely, who was scolding her for her language, and Kaylee, who was laughing so hard she almost fell, helped her up.

"So where's my drinks Em?" Kaylee asked completely changing the subject as they took the Lennoxs' to the girl's table with the autobots.

Later, 'CLANK!'

"NEXT!" Emma yelled to the waitress.

"So far Emma: 122 now 123 alcoholic beverages, Kaylee: 110, Alyssa and Shadow both at: 16 and Brooke at 19 leaving me and Darcy with zero." Keely stated drinking her nonalcoholic drink. Emma and Kaylee had a drinking war and downed 50 drinks in less than 5 minutes. Emma grabbed Prowl and attempted to drag him to the dance floor where he just stood there like a statue as Emma and Brooke danced around him. Shadow and Alyssa were ready to go back to the hotel and sleep feeling groggy and Kaylee was half asleep on Sunstreaker who was freaking out because of that.

"Will someone get the human femme off me? Please!" He groaned as Kaylee moved in her sleep whacking him in the head.

"I know what will get her up." Alyssa said as she walked over. "Oh my god! Is that Optimus Prime!" she gasped.

"WHERE? Where….oh….heeeeyyy thank wasn't nice." Kaylee slurred after jerking up and wildly looking around in vain for Optimus Prime receiving laughs from the others.

Emma and Brooke were dragged back by Prowl who said,

"I believe it is time we took these younglings back to the hotel." Which everyone groaned in unison expect for Sunstreaker who jumped with glee,

"AAAWWwwww do we have to?"

"Yes. Major Lennox we will see you tomorrow afternoon at the Bluegreen Hotel 36." Prowl advised.

"See you then." Lennox replied as he and his wife got up and headed to the exit. After much force the two Autobots literally dragged the girls out of the club saying good bye to Emma's uncle who took pictures of everything they had done in the club that night for Emma's scrapbook handed the camera back to the girls. Kaylee was draped over Prowl's shoulder with Shadow in under the free arm, Emma and Alyssa were under either of Sunstreaker's arms as he mumbled about how stupid humans were. Brooke was leaning on Keely and Darcy as they made it back to the vehicles and to the hotel where they sluggishly almost crawled to the elevator and into their rooms where they crashed on the beds.