FoxNews

Glenn Beck

"We all know that President Bing is no more than a puppet! A facade put up by the Democrat underground. Conspirators seeking to erradicate the right! Well I say the line must be drawn here no further! We cannot let them take over. The-the consequenses are to dire. Dire indeed!"

White House Clinic

The man cut off the screen.

"Dribble. Pure dribble." said Ross Geller who sat buy Monica's side flipping through his science boy artwork.

"Well that's FOX for you. All flash no substance. Then they say we don't do anything productive." Dr. Burke said.

The door crashed inward and President Bing stampeded through with Mike following on his heels.

Monica stirred.

"Careful Mon." Chandler said sitting at her side in the chair Ross had vacated.

He produced the plastic bag with the paper and handed it over, "You recognize this?"

She nodded.

"W-wait! We all remember this even though it was such a minor event! It just seems so-so inprobable!" Ross began to rant.

"C'mon Ross its called suspension of disbelief. Just go with flow." Chandler said.

Ross stood with a disoriented look, and turned around, doing a slow 360, "1,2,3... the fourth wall is broken!"

"What?" Chandler asked.

"Nothing"

"If I may... What the hell is so important about this paper?" the doctor asked examining it.

"Shut up Richard." Chandler said. "How did you get me to hire him anyway?" he asked looking at Monica.

"It was kind of a consolation prize for me forfeiting the Senate race." she said.

It was a known fact that Monica lost however they all let it go when she claimed otherwise.

"Well back on the subject at hand." Chandler began, "Mike the man you're looking for is Julio..." Chandler left the room.

He darted back in then gave the last name before leaving.