Ethan was the kind of kind of person who had quite a temper. He killed animals and people and had been to jail several times. He was hardcore to the maximum. He thought he could handle Bob, but ohhhhhhh was he wrong.

"Sup Bob," Ethan said as eh came into his 'house yard'.

"ELLO ETHAN HOW IS YOU TODAY!" Bob screamed.

Wendy walked out of the other room.

"Bob has been having some problems with his hearing after the Lofty incident. Lofty kinda, erm, well, he blew up after being lit on fire. Bob can't hear very well and he's a little more psycho than usual, so watch out"

"Eh, fuck that bitch"

"Okay…but don't say I didn't warn you"

Wendy walk out hoping bob will kill Ethan (don't we all)

"Bitch," Ethan mumbles.

"ETHAN DID YOU KNOW THAT PEOPLE LIVE FOR AN AVERAGE OF 80 YEARS?!

"No Bob I did not know that"

"WHAT?!?!?"

"NO BOB I DID NOT KNOW THAT!"

"OH OK, WELL IT IS THE AVERAGE……………I THINK!"

WELL I'M GONNA GO CHILL WITH THE MACHINES OKAY?!"

"OK, TELL ME IF THET BEING ASS HATS AND I'LL COME AND WHOOP THERE ASSES!"

"SURE THING BOB, Fucktard"

Outside in the house yard

"Hola my machine friends!"

"Hi Ethan," the machines cheered in unison.

"I-a-heard about Rolly and Lofty, I'm sorry about that"

"That's okay! We hated those dumbfucks anyways."

"Well okay then"

RANDOM ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bob runs outside with two machine pistols in his hands.

"Ah!!!!!!!!!! Fuck you all!"

Machines scatter everywhere. Ethan runs behind the house.

"Oh Shit. I'm gonna get killed", Ethan panted out of breath (he had to run in circles for a couple minutes) "Damn, damn damn damn!"

Fwahahahahahaha," Bob laughed shooting randomly.

None of machines got hurt badly, hell they were metal and all that shit.

" Score!" Ethan cheered" I gotta machete in my back pocket!"

Ethan runs up to bob and tries to stab him

"Ha ha! Mother Fucker!"

Bob has shot Ethan before he could stab him.

Ethan will be recognized as gone, but not missed or mourned or any of that shiz nitz.

Yea I know that sucked. Eh, at least it was longer than one and two.