Disclaimer:I don't own anything from Harry Potter or his world
A/N:I changed my mind about Archive of our own, it's simpler than I thought, the first chapter of Harry's sexy year is up there and my username is mi9999. I'll add the other chapters over the next few days.
This chapter is set twenty years after the events of Deathly Hallows.
Ch.3 WOMD
Harry James Potter had broken his Phoenix feather wand, again and had decided to visit a pair of sisters named Krysty and Mysty, who had just opened up their shop when Ollivander died.
"Welcome, may we-"
"Help you, today?"
Fuck, why do twins have to fucking do that fucking shit? Harry thought.
"Yeah, I broke my other wand and I'm here to replace it."
"We can help-"
"You with that, Mister Potter."
FUCKING MERLIN! EVERY FUCKING TIME I GO SOMEWHERE, SOMEONE HAS TO RECOGNIZE ME. He roared inside his head.
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An hour later, after what felt like thousands of wands were waved, the twin shopkeepers had an idea.
"Will it work for him?"
"Will he be okay with it?"
"Only one way to find out!"
The two women came out with one of them carrying an ornate jewel-covered box.
"This is the best we've got, sir."
Mysty took the wand out and handed it to him.
Harry took it and felt a warmth stronger than he had felt with both the Elder wand and his Phoenix wand.
Just then, three Death Eaters who evaded capture walked in and aimed their wands at the three.
"We call this wand WOMD." Krysty told him, ignoring the Death eaters.
"WOMD?" Harry asked, also completely ignoring them.
"Wand Of Mass Destruction." The twins said, at the same time.
"Hey, don't ignore us!" Lucius Malfoy whined, stomping his foot like a petulant child.
"Yes, you see that Giant outside our door?"
"Yep, kinda hard to miss, that is."
"May I?" Mysty asked, holding out her hand so she can demonstrate.
"Sure. This I gotta see!" Harry answered, briefly handing the wand back.
The woman aimed the wand at the Giant.
"Ha! Good luck using a-." Another Death Eater began.
"BOMBARDA!" The Blasting hex fired in front of the smug dark wizards toward the magically resistant creature.
Its entire upper half exploded in a sea of blood and guts.
"This one's on the house for you, treat it well." Both twins said, together.
"Oh yeah Hail to the King Baby, Ash Williams eat your heart out cuz I got my own Boom stick" Harry cheered, then he Apparated away.
One of the Death Eaters looked first at their dead Giant, then to his recruits. "I THINK I JUST SHIT MYSELF!" The other two agreed that they did, too.
A/N:Another suggested by ShadowLord1329, hope it's what you enjoyed.
