Everybody assembled at the break room at the time that Grissom said to assemble. Grissom and Sara were fashionably late even though they were only in Grissom's office. Everyone was looking forward to a day full of whatever they were going to do that day. Greg had provided a very bright and colorful shirt to dress the evil Spork in.
They encountered a problem however, just who was going to dress the evil Spork? It was a job no one really wanted and it was certainly not one anybody signed up for when they became a CSI. Nick and Ecklie were exempt from dressing the evil Spork. It was as if both being bald gave them a reason to talk and as they began talking while the argument went on Nick decided it would be a good moment to begin waxing his head. Ecklie very politely asked if he could borrow some of the head polish as he had left his at home. Nick was only too happy to allow this to happen and they both began polishing their heads. Fortunately they didn't get to the point where they would polish each others heads. That would just be creepy. They polished their heads so hard that the light reflected off them and blinded them all.
"You win Nick and Ecklie, I'll do it so we can just get out of here and try to save our eyes," cried Hodges and he grabbed the shirt from Greg's hands and quickly shoved it on the evil Spork over the shirt she was already wearing. Nobody needed to check whether or not she actually wore underwear.
"To the coroner van so we can dump the body somewhere and get as far away as humanly possible," said Grissom and there was a rush to get out of the lab, not only to dispose of the body of the evil Spork but also before they all went blind due to the enormous amount of light being reflected off the heads of Nick and Ecklie.
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They drove around Vegas randomly for over an hour trying to find a place to dump the body. They encountered a problem in this though. Vegas was a very bright town they learnt. The light continued to shine off of Nick and Ecklie's extremely bald shiny heads. Before he went completely blind Doc Robbins handed out latex gloves to both Nick and Ecklie so they could stick them on their heads. It made them look like weird chickens so everyone laughed at them. Ecklie just gave them an evil glare and threatened them all with suspension without pay for one week so they all shut up.
"Where the hell are we going to dump the body Griss, it's starting to smell," whined Greg. He hated the smell of decomp in an enclosed space. Nothing would get rid of it except lemons.
"How about on a park bench at the Bellagio?" Grissom said. "It is high traffic…"
"Fine whatever let's just dump the body and run," said Super Dave, he for once was getting very annoyed with the smell of decomp.
"Run where Super Dave?" said Nick as he was the one who first used the phrase Super Dave. "I don't know if you've noticed but we're going to be the ones who investigate this case."
"Well we can still run back to the coroner van and sit in it so it looks like we had nothing to do with it at all," Super Dave said in defense.
"And I shall find myself a random table at the buffet," said Brass.
"Do you think we can get a hotel room at such short notice?" Grissom asked hopefully. "We've got what? By my calculations, I say we have about an hour."
"I doubt it Griss," Sara said in response
"Oh…" and Grissom's face went from a smile to a frown.
"But there is nothing stopping us from trying," Sara said.
"Yay!" cried Grissom.
"I think I liked it better when you two were awkward with each other," said Warrick, not without a hint of complaint in his voice.
"Same here," agreed Nick.
"I must agree with the other guys," said Greg. "I am honestly getting sick of these sexually suggestive moments between the two of you. I will most likely have nightmares tonight."
"As I have power in the lab I must say that I don't approve of inter-office relationships but because I am desperate for one I can't complain," said Ecklie. "Please continue to have as many sexually suggestive moments as you want as long as you try to save poor little Greggo's virgin mind." With this Ecklie put his hand suggestively on Greg's knee.
"Get your hand off my knee. The only person who I will allow to do that to me is Nick but as he has shaved all of his hair off I don't know if I will ever love him again," said Greg.
"Is the hair that bad honey?" asked Nick
"I'm sorry but yes."
"I will try and grow it back but it could take a while," said Nick.
"That's okay Nick, I'm certainly not going anywhere," said Greg and he winked in Nick's direction.
Before Grissom or Sara could say anything about the sexually suggestiveness of it all Brass said something wise, "Look we're here."
"Took us long enough," grumbled totally awesome Archie. "Hey Bobby Dawson, Hodges, you wanna go to a bar and get drunk? We're lab techs, we don't really need to be here or nothing."
"Sure," said ultimately cool Bobby Dawson.
"I'm up for it," said Hodges.
"Make sure you're come when we page you," said Grissom.
"Fine," said Hodges and the three men ran out of the van to find some random bar so they could get drunk.
"I'll dump the body," said Doc Robbins. "I mean who will question a guy with crutches. I shall look completely innocent."
"Everyone spread out around the strip and wait for the call," said Brass.
"Race you to check in," said Sara and Grissom and Sara went off sprinting to see who would get there first.
"You can find me at the slot machines," said Warrick and walked off in the general direction of the casino.
"Nick where should we go?" asked Greg.
"Don't know. How 'bout we just walk the strip?" Nick replied.
"Sounds good to me," said Greg and they walked off arm in arm.
"Buffet for me Al and Super Dave," and Brass walked off to the buffet.
"Wanna help me here David?" asked Doc Robbins
"Sure."
"Then if you're lucky I will in fact buy you an ice cream cone," said Doc Robbins.
"Yay!" cried Super Dave and he and Doc Robbins tried to be as unassuming and unsuspicious as possible even though they were dragging a body through the Bellagio that was dressed in an outfit of very bad taste.
