Hehehehehehehehe. . . I almost feel bad for Havoc.

Havoc: What did I do?

Me: Nothing, sweetie, I'm just evil.

Disclaimed.

Roy: . . . That was quick.

Me: Shut up, useless.

Roy: *growing mushrooms in the corner* Useless. . .

What If. . . Havoc was actually good with the ladies?

Havoc pranced into the room looking like he had swallowed the sun: he practically glowed, exuding confidence.

Roy blinked. "What happened, Havoc?"

Havoc laughed. It sounded melodious and enticing, and Hawkeye perked up at her desk.

"Oh, nothing," he purred, before sending a smirk Riza's way and winking. Roy's eyes narrowed. He'd never heard Havoc sound like that. Hell, Havoc had never acted so brash around women, especially not the Lieutenant. And was she. . . blushing? It looked and sounded like he had swallowed Roy's seductive voice, adopted Roy's charms, and made both his own, and Roy was having none of it.

"What did you do, Havoc?" he growled.

Havoc grinned. "Nothing, really," he replied mellifluously, smirk widening. "I just have a lunch date with the most gorgeous woman in the world. And after that, I'm meeting a lovely young lady for a casual dinner date. And Colonel," he added, looking maliciously towards Roy, "you know that Jessica girl? The one who was so excited for your date?" He laughed lightly. "Yeah, she's the dinner date."

Roy turned white

and he broke.

"WHAT?!"


"Sir, you seem to be in therapy quite often these days."

"Havoc stole my date. . ."

"We noticed, sir."

"He stole my date. . ."

"Well, he did look rather nice today, so it's no wonder."

"YOU TOO?!"

"I can't control my hormones, sir."

"But you're MY Lieutenant, Lieutenant! NOT HAVOC'S FOR THE TAKING, YOU HEAR ME! MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!"

"With all due respect, you should get over it, sir."

Roy fell to the ground and did not get up for three days.


"Brother, maybe you shouldn't have controlled your temper that day. You appear to have started something."

"That wasn't my fault, Al! I wasn't in the mood for ranting!"

". . ."

". . . Shut up, Al."

"I didn't say anything, Brother."

"Still!"

"*sigh* I have a feeling this is going to be a really strange year."

"Again, not my fault!"

End

LOL, Havoc can't get a date unless it's Rebecca. HAVBEC FOREVAAAAA!~

Havoc: What?! That's a thing?!

Me: Well, duh.

Rebecca: Seriously? I do want to find a man, but I'm not THAT desperate. . .

Havoc: HEY!

Me: XD I do it for the LOLz.

RFF!

Love ya! lulu