Disclaimer: I do not and never will own Hetalia or the characters.

Today's Guest, France!

Me: Heya France!

France: Bonjour Monsiuree, You are as beautiful as a rose, and just as sweet ;)

Me: Er...yeah...ok moving on... We have today's question from Inuppe

Bonjour Monsiuer ^^

do you mind FrUK? and why do you have a rose on your crotch? *inocently curious*

Me: o3o That's some question. Ok so we shall start with the first half of the question, do you mind about the fangirls going all crazy over you and Iggy?

France: Non Non~ In fact, England is hopelessly in love with me.

Me: Really?

France: Oui! He gives me roses everyday and when my little nephew is asleep, he comes by to visit-

England: HOW DARE YOU SPOUT LIES ABOUT ME YOU BLOODY FROG?

Me: Security! Please handle this man until furthur notice.

England: GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF OF ME THIS INSTANCE!

-Security drags a struggling England out-

Me: Ok...looks like I'll need to get a new door.

France: Wee madame monsiruee~

Me: Second question, why do you cover your...-ahem- with a rose when you leave the rest of your body exposed? Also, why do you strip everytime you get the chance?

France: Because everyone should see my beautiful body. Afterall, nature made our body to be exposed in the first place wee? So we should show off at every chance we have!

-France takes off his shirt-

Me: o3o'''' Please put your shirt back on before some of the fans get a nosebleed...Oh wait, too late.

France: Non! We should all show off our fantastic bodies!

Me: Er..I prefer to keep mine hidden.

France: Suit yourself.

Me: So why is your special part covered with a rose?

France: That part is private and can only be seen with the one I love, so I cover it with a rose because it's just as beautiful. I also change the rose to provide varieties, in fact-

Me: Ok enough information.

England: Who would honestly want to see your disgusting rose in the first place?

France: You. Remember last week?

England: SHUT UP FROG

Me: o3o what happened?

England: NOTHING OF YOUR CONCERN

France: Iggy's face went as red as one of Romano's tomatoes. It was so cute wee?

England: I SAID SHUT UP YOU BLOODY FROG OR SO HELP ME I WILL SHUT IT UP FOR YOU

Me: No blood in the studio please.

-France and England continue their very unpleasant and quite vulguar bickering-

Me: Well thats all for today I guess, since the two of them practically rolled out the door. Submit your questions! ^^

I had so much fun typing this XD sorry for any odd spellings here and there o3o