A/N: Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own Les Mis.


Javert: I know where you're hiding.

Jean Valjean: How? And why are we even friends?

Javert: You friended me, remember? Anyways, it says it on your profile dumb ass.

Jean Valjean is offline.


Cosette: MARIUS!

Marius: WHAT?!

Cosette: I HAVE TO MOVE TO FUCKING ENGLAND!

Marius: WHY?

Cosette: This cop guy who is out to get my Dad, finally found him!

Marius: *Goes and cries in a corner*

Cosette: Wow.

Cosette is offline.


Marius: *Crying*

Éponine: What happened this time?

Marius: Cosette's moving to England!

Éponine: That sucks.

Marius: You're not good at comforting people, are you?

Éponine: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

Marius: Nothing, I just mean... um

Éponine is offline.


A/N: I know this is kind of a crappy chapter, but review!