As the attack on the city continues, Spider-Man and Deadpool were eating at a pizza restaurant aka Dominos aka buy Dominos aka I'm not paid by Dominos to do thi-

Spider-Man: You know, it's pretty nice of you to pay the food for me. What's with you being nice?

Deadpool: ...wait I was paying?

Spider-Man: *sigh* I knew it...for being a city constantly attacked, everyone here seems pretty chill.

Deadpool: Maybe they're used to it? Like how used I am to you people NOT believing me when I said we're fictional characters?!

Spider-Man: Again with the fictional characters! Look, I get we're not exactly what you can call 'normal' people but saying we're just characters made by someone named 'Stan Lee' is just ridiculous.

Deadpool: Spidey, listen to me buddy. Have you ever met the same old man that's been stalking all of us? The Avengers? The Fantastic Four?

Spider-Man: ...now that you've mention it-

Deadpool: IT'S STAN FRICKIN LEE! He's keeping his eyes on us to keep it all in order! *eats a slice of pizza* Gat ay ih ag hick!

Spider-Man: ...please eat with your mouth closed.

Deadpool: *gulps* What are you? My mom? I can do whatever the hell I want!*puts his legs on the table*

Spider-Man: Suuure... so how's the X-Men? Heard you tried to join them...?

Deadpool:...who? No one knows them Spidey! They only remember the Marvel Cinematic Universe! The MCU! Speaking of the MCU, nice movie Spidey! But not as good as mine muahaha!!

Spider-Man: Reasoning with you is just impossible. Why was it a good idea to try and get you back to reality?

Deadpool: Because you liiiike me?

Spider-Man:...even with that mask, I can somehow feel like you're winking at me.

Deadpool: Oh you just know me too well~

Spider-Man: I wish I haven't...

Deadpool: *laughs* Say, is it just me or is that flaming skeleton dude is coming right here?

Spider-Man: Flaming what?*spider sense tingling*

CRASH!!*

Both Spider-Man's and Deadpool's table was quickly turned into a fiery blaze when a chain whip lashed onto the furniture.

Spider-Man jumped out of the oncoming whip as soon as it was in his side while Deadpool got hit directly by the attack. He groaned in pain but got up as it was nothing. Many people got out of the restaurant and ran for their lives away from the attacker.

Ghost Rider: WAAAAAAAADE!!!

Spider-Man: You could've killed these people! *webs Ghost Rider's face but got turned to ashes in seconds* Okay bad idea.

Ghost Rider*wraps Spider-Man with his chain whip*

Spider-Man: OH MY GOD I AM ON FIRE!!

Ghost Rider: *smashes Spider-Man into the floor with incredible force*

Spider-Man: Aaargh, that hurts.

Deadpool: Eh, it does at first. Eat bullets ya looney! *shoots Ghost Rider with both of his bullets*

Ghost Rider: You do not have the right to say such ludicrousy! *uses his own gun to shoot Deadpool*

Deadpool: Oh come on! Yours are on FIRE! Cheater!

Spider-Man: Says the one with Healing Factor.

Deadpool: Quiet junior! The grown-ups are talking!

Ghost Rider: You shall burn in the deepest depths of Hell!

Deadpool: Eh, school was worse. *uses his katana to slice off Ghost Rider's head off*

Spider-Man* webs Deadpool's katana away*

Deadpool: Hey!

Spider-Man: No killing!

Deadpool: Oh yeah, forgot that you were a total sissy. You should totally try it sometimes! *gets grabbed by Ghost Rider* AAAH ITAI!

Ghost Rider: LOOK INTO MY EYES!!

Spider-Man: *webs Ghost Rider's eyes somehow with his web* STOP IT! BOTH OF YOU. Don't you guys know that the real villains are everywhere in this city?! Why the hell would you two try to kill each other?!

Ghost Rider: Wade has killed many innocences and he shall pay for his sins!

Deadpool: Sooo how much?

Ghost Rider: YOUR LIFE!

Deadpool: Pppfff, someone hasn't watched Death Battles recently. Newsflash Skeletor's edgy brother, I'm immortal.

Spider-Man: He does have a point.

Ghost Rider:...What?

Deadpool: You can shoot me, slice me into pieces or even turn me into goo. I will regenerate soooo the whole killing thing ain't happening buddy. *pats Ghost Rider's shoulder*

Ghost Rider: I rode my motorcycle all over here just for nothing?!

Deadpool: Pretty much.

Spider-Man: Why not you help us fight the bad guys instead? They're all over the city but can get difficult to find. Like Wesker.

Deadpool: Good old Wesker. Always trying to mutate people into monsters for world salvation!

Spider-Man: You mean world domination?

Deadpool: Nah Spidey, he's saving it.

Spider-Man: Urgh, I'm having a migraine just by talking with you.

Ghost Rider: Can I still take him to Hell?

Spider-Man: I told you I- ...Whatever. Go for it.

Deadpool: Wait I'm immortal!!

Spider-Man: Yeah but it doesn't mean you don't feel pain.

Deadpool: Why Spidey whhyy?! I thought you loved me man!

Spider-Man: See ya.

Deadpool was then dragged by Ghost Rider into the deepest depths of Hell while shrieking like a little girl.

Spider-Man: I'M FREE! FREEDOM!!

Waiter: Uh,sir? Aren't you going to pay for the pizzas? It was like 50 pepperoni pizzas.

Spider-Man:...*swings away*