"I can't get any peace, can I?" sighed Toshiro. "This prank war is making it very hard to do paperwork!" So far, Toshiro had been hit by three water balloons, shook hands with 10 people who had electric buzzers on their hands, and had taken a shower and promptly gotten his hair dyed Yachiru pink. Oh yeah, and people had glued his paperwork to the ceiling.
"You ok so far?" Ichigo asked the shinigami. "No one's managed to prank me yet!"
"Do I look ok to you?" Toshiro glared coldly at Ichigo.
"Yeah, you seem fine..." mumbled Ichigo.
"Have you seen my hair?!" Toshiro demanded, angrily gesturing to his pink hair.
"Pfft!" Ichigo cracked up laughing.
"Ugh..." the captain face palmed and sighed. Just at that moment, the boys heard a buzzing noise. Toshiro looked around, and noticed a group of Easter eggs at his feet.
"Oh, shit!" he dove into a stack of wooden crates. As he did so, the eggs exploded right next to Ichigo. Smoke puffed everywhere!
Toshiro coughed and swiped at the smoke with his hand.
"Ichigo, are you o- pfffttt!" Toshiro saw Ichigo standing, glaring, and covered in streaks of colourful paint. On his forehead sat a tiny white rabbit.
"What. The. Heck," Ichigo growled. "Who the Hell did that?!"
There were small giggles coming from the pile of boxes. And they were right next to Toshiro.
"What the-!" Toshiro stumbled out of his hiding place hurriedly.
"Shhh..." Ichigo put his index finger to his lips. "Listen."
Both shinigami quieted down, listening for any noise at all.
Nothing.
"Maybe they snuck off...?" Ichigo wondered.
"Maybe..." Toshiro trailed off. Things were getting annoying, fast. And it wasn't even lunch yet!
"Well, lunch is in an hour. What do you want to do?" Ichigo asked.
"I guess we could walk around and see what the others are doing," suggested Toshiro. "However, it may be a bit too... Risky."
"Too risky?"Ichigo scoffed. "Let's do that! I'll show you how 'risky' it is!"
...
As Toshiro and Ichigo were walking down a hallway in Squad Five, several Shinigami were lining along the sides of the hall and whispering. Most of them seemed to be chuckling about something stupid as Toshiro passed them. At first, the captain thought that it was no big deal... But then, as he passed Momo, she laughed. Loudly. And that seemed to cue everyone around her to laugh, too. Whilst Momo's laughter was full of glee and mischief, everyone else's laughs were mocking and taunting laughs. Toshiro stopped by a tall man.
"Is there a problem?" he demanded.
"Um, no sir!" the man replied, almost choking from supressing his laughter.
"What. Is. It?!" Toshiro grabbed the man by his collar and glared up at him through narrowed eyes.
"You're taking this a bit far, Toshiro!" Momo called out. "Let him go."
Toshiro closed his eyes and took a breath, then released the man from his grip.
"Can't you tell me what's so funny?" he asked.
"Just um... Touch your back." Momo grinned.
Slowly, Toshiro reached behind him and touched his back. He heard a papery noise.
Shit.
He tore the paper from his back and read the words. They were messy and written with a red marker:
DRUNK HOOKER!
The paper even smelled of alcohol.
"Hey Ichigo..." Toshiro groaned. "I know who turned you into a walking Easter egg."
