Underwear

Inspired by nothing apparently. This one is actually 100 words because I had no idea how I was going to handle the prompt 'underwear'. I hope it didn't turn out that badly. ; Enjoy! RR!


"Why do you want all of the female personnel to wear miniskirts when you become Fuhrer, sir?" Riza asked one afternoon out of, if anything, sheer curiosity.

"So I can catch glimpses of your underwear when you're in combat." Roy replied nonchalantly, eyes still on his paperwork, his fountain pen lazily scrawling his signature across the page, even humming a little.

She gave a small, miniscule twitch as she removed her pistol. And then she sent the sidearm flying straight for his head, the butt of the handgun coming in contact with his skull accompanied by a loud crack.