Disclaimer: Yeah, ok so I don't own Naruto. Ok happy now? So can the person in the giant gorilla outfit please return my magic ring that makes me invisible? The tiny people that live in my sock drawer (don't care that it is spld wrong) are getting mad.
Oh, and I really don't care if my spling is a lil off. Don't tell me that I spld something wrong, unless it is completly the wrong word, but not if its like I spld the wrong too. If you get what I mean then who cares.
"Who are you?" the boy asked suddenly.
'WTF?' Sasuke thought
"I'm Sasuke Uchiha, the kid that's living with you now." Sasuke said with annoyance clearly in his voice.
"Well you don't have to be so mean about it bastard." Naruto said as the creature jumped from arms and scurried away to the porch.
"My parents where happily married thank you very much." Sasuke said with a smirk.
"Teme." Naruto said again.
"What ever dobe." Sasuke said as he walked into the family room to see his brother on the couch with what looked like Iruka sitting next to him. Naruto had followed Sasuke into the family room.
"So, your Sasuke? Its nice to meet you." Iruka said with a smile and held out his hand.
"Welcome to Bemidji." he said and shook Sasukes hand when he held it out.
"So you and Naruto-kun getting along?" Itachi asked sitting back and smiling at his brother.
"Kun?" Sasuke asked looking at Naruto.
"Yes, while you were downstairs me and Naruto were getting along very well." Itachi said with a smirk at his brothers reaction.
"Right Naruto-kun?" Itachi said with a sly grin at the boy the boy looked confused.
Sasuke saw this and grabbed Narutos arm and drug him out the porch door saying something about a tour.
Iruka turned to Kakashi on the couch and whispered "Do you think this boy can help him?" Iruka asked.
"Maybe, he seems to like him good enough." Kakashi said sitting back in the chair.
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Once outside in the light of late afternoon sun Sasuke let go of the blonde with a slight blush.
Naruto didn't notice. He just flung his arms behind his head as they walked along the small path behind the house.
"So Sasuke teme, how do you like Bemidji so far?" Naruto asked.
"Its small. But what is that little shack thing done by the edge of that hill?" Sasuke pointed.
In the backyard it dips down a steep slope about 30 yards from the house. Around the whole thing, except for the front yard, and at the bottom of the slope is immediately the waters edge. There were trees everywhere in the back yard growing right over the edge so you would never know its there until you fell in.
There was a wooden stairs at the top of the hill that went straight into the dock that went out a good ninety feet into the water. There was a large flag pole to the right of the dock.
Then far off to the right of the dock was this tiny shack.
"Oh that? Its just an old long abandoned house. Nothing really."
Naruto said with a sad look on his face, but it quickly disappeared and he ran off suddenly and made a jump. 'Now that was weird' Sasuke thought as he walked around a tree, only to be almost hit by the blonde. "Watch outཀ" Naruto laughed and then disappeared again into the trees as Sasuke fell to the dirt and leaf infested ground.
One thought going through the Uchihas head. 'He can fly?'
Once Sasuke got his barrens he looked up and saw that Naruto was hanging onto a tire swing that was tied to two trees, it had two different ropes that came together to form one rope about four yards above Narutos head. Big trees, key word. Apparently there wasn't any good branches.
"Watch out teme." Naruto yelled because he really did hit Sasuke this time and they both fell to the ground, Naruto because he lost his grip of the rope, and the tire swing god decided to be mean today.
They landed on the ground with a thump.
"Naruto you dobe! That fucking hurt." Sasuke said rubbing his head, but then he felt a wait on the lower part of his body, and groaned when said object decided to move.
"Gahཀ Theres a stick poking my ass, moveཀ" Naruto said as he tried to move away from the 'stick' and ended up more on top of Sasuke. Sasuke held in a moan as the dobe accidentally put more pressure on 'the stick'.
"Hey Naruto Sasuke I nee- oh sorry am I interrupting something?" Itachi asked as he walked lazily across the deck and leaned against the rail to give a perverted smirk at the two.
"What noཀ" Sasuke said as he shoved Naruto off his lower half, but immediately missed the contact. Naruto then stood up and rubbed the back of his head and grinned at Sasuke, his eyes closed. "Sorry Sasuke, I guess the tire swing likes you." Naruto said as he stuck his arm out for Sasuke to grab and pull himself up.
"Hn, its fine. I'm gonna take a shower." Sasuke said ignoring the hand held out to him and stood up and went inside. But before he reached the door he heard Itachi say to him.
"Remember Sasuke, he's not technically related to us." Now normally Sasuke would have ignored that comment, but he had a little problem in the lower half of his body, and the fact that Itachi said this with the most perverted smirk in the world on his face.
"Shut it. I know where you sleep." Sasuke said between clenched teeth and glared daggers at the older male.
"Well, no I can't. I AM related to you." Itachi said with another one of those oh so glamorous Uchiha smirks present on his face. He then jumped off the deck before he was nailed in the face by Sasukes fist.
"Bastard." Sasuke said as he saw his brother land safely on the grass just below him.
"Hn." Sasuke said not wanting to waist any of his needed strength on his brother, and made his way quickly into the house.
"God, what's his problem?" Naruto asked as he dusted off his ripped jeans.
"That, Naru-chan, is called sexual frustration." Itachi said as he headed off into the drive way.
"What?ཀ Where are yo going? Its nightཀ" Naruto yelled.
"I still have an hour. I want to go into town. Kakashi was telling me about ths nice blonde man that works in a flower shop down the road. I thought I would pay him a visit." Itachi called to Naruto.
"You mean Deidara? Hes Inos brother. Shes my friend so don't hurt him or she'll hurt you!" Naruto called back.
"Tell Iruka that I took the truck." with that Itachi was gone in a dirt cloud. Leaving Naruto to tell Iruka that their new son had left.
"Crap. Wait is he my brother?" Naruto asked himself, but then jumped when he heard a voice.
"Technically no. He's just a gay mans son." Kakashi said from behind him suddenly.
"Whoaཀ Kakashi, how long have you been there?" Naruto asked spinning around.
"Long enough." with that he disappeared in a cloud of smoke.
"Wow, Kakashis a ninja." Naruto said out loud amazed.
"No, Itachi just forgot his wallet." Kakashi said appearing from the smoke/dust. He hadn't even moved from his spot.
Itachis truck appeared out of the cloud of smoke and Itachi got out and grabbed his wallet that was on the fence post. Why it was there, noone knows or cares.
"Oh." Naruto then walked into the house to get away from the crazy people. Or it was just him.
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Sasuke had just 'taken care' of his problem and had just walked out of the bathroom on the first floor. It was now dark outside and his brother hadn't returned home yet.
'Probably fucking someone.' Sasuke thought as he walked around the house.
"Hey have you seen my brother?" Sasuke asked as he walked into the family room only to see Kakashi reading from a orange book. He had a small pug lying next to his feet.
"Kakashi?" Sasuke asked as he walked over and shook a hand in front of the mans face.
Nothing. Sasuke was about to grab the book when Naruto walked in.
"I wouldn't do that. He gets zoned out when he's reading his perverted books." Naruto said swinging an arm around Sasukes neck.
"Really?" Sasuke asked like a small child and looked closer at the man. Forgetting about their previous encounter with the tire swing, he was more interested in the zombi man in front of him.
"Yeah, watch this." Naruto said and copped his hands over his mouth and yelled.
"Kakashiཀ The house is on fire againཀ" nothing, unless you count the fact that Sasukes ears are now ringing.
"See." Naruto said crossing his arms and sitting down.
"Again?" Sasuke asked raising an eyebrow.
"Yeah, I don't cook anymore." Naruto said with a grin.
"How do you get him out of it?" Sasuke asked looking at the blonde.
"Oh, that's easy. Kakashi." no answer.
"Iruka is missing his boxers and is currently going commando."
swosh
Kakashi was out of the room looking for Iruka.
"Hahahahaha. That's the funniest! I love doing that." Naruto said laughing and falling on his ass.
"Haha, but I'm going to bed." Sasuke said getting up to leave, he was about to head downstairs when the front door burst open and in came a panting Iruka and Itachi.
"Where were you?" Sasuke asked Itachi who had small bite marks on his neck, and his cloths were ruffeled.
"Found a new friend. -pant- in town -pant- met him later." Itachi said between pants.
"What the hell happened to you two?" Naruto asked. He walked over to Sasuke and was peering over his shoulder.
"Move it teme I cant seeཀ" Naruto said trying to see over Sasukes hair.
"Deal with it, I am." Sasuke said smirking at the blonde.
"Fineཀ" with that Naruto jumped on Sasukes back, making him tip over almost.
"Haཀ Now I can see." Naruto yelled triumphantly.
Sasuke just growled but otherwise did nothing, he wasn't going to give the blonde the satisfaction of seeing him fall.
"Kakashi pant tried to rape Iruka and me." Itachi said as caught his breath he had his back up against the door trying not to die from the long run he made from the garage to the house without being molested. The main reason he wasn't currently making fun of his brother for having a giant blonde leach attached to his back.
"He didn't do that to you did he?" Sasuke asked disturbed. "No, I'm guessing Diedara did that." Naruto said as he tried to look over Sasukes hair.
"Diedara?" Sasuke asked. "My friend Inos older brother." Naruto asked but then Iruka began to speak. "Kakashi was yelling something about commando. You two wouldn't have anything to do with it would you?" Iruka asked, his hands on his hips giving him a very feminine appearance. (Is that a word? Oh well my storyཀ
"Nopeཀ By Iruka, Itachiཀ" Naruto yelled as he grabbed Sasukes wrist and dragged him downstairs. Naruto threw Sasuke into their bedroom and onto the bed and then slammed the door shut and leaned against it.
-Silance-
-Silance.-
Then a scream that sounded like Itachi "Don't you touch me you fucking rapist!" Sasuke and Naruto sweat dropped.
Then there was the sound of running and then Iruka screaming again. Then thumping of someone tripping down the stairs then hitting the door like he fell. And finally the slam of Itachis bedroom door.
-Silance-
Thumping could be heard from upstairs.
"Oh dear god." Sasuke said outloud.
"Yeah, you don't want to know what they are doing." Naruto said climbing over Sasukes bag to his stereo and turning it on to block out the noise from above them.
The last sound they heard before the blasting music was "Oh God Kakashiཀ"
"Ew, didn't need to hear that." Sasuke said as he shoved his face into his pillwo. Naruto climbed ontop of the bunk above him.
A couple of minutes of music and otherwise silence between the two Naruto decided to talk to Sasuke.
"Hey, teme?"
"Hn" Sasuke replied as he cracked one eye open. He was currently trying to sleep since it was 12 am.
"Whats it like in a big city?" Naruto asked as he leaned over the side of the bed to look at his roommate.
Sasuke closed both his eyes and then opened them and sat up, using his arms to support him as he leaned back against the headboard.
"Loud, smells like shit, really crowded, and really busy."
There was a pause from his friend. 'I guess were are friends now right?' Sasuke asked himself, and then smiled at the thought.
"Do you like it here?" Naruto finally asked, he had turned off his radio cause the upstairs was now quiet, and he had turned off the light before he got back onto the bed. The only light in the room was now coming from the moon shining through the window.
Sasuke sighed and rolled over on his side to look out the small window at the clear moon.
"I guess when I first came here I didn't like it. But now I guess I could get used to this simple life."
Sasuke then decided to be social since he decided he and Naruto are friends.
"So how long have you been here? With Iruka I mean." Sasuke asked looking up at the bunk above him.
Naruto was quiet before he spoke, "Well, Iruka has been here with me for about 7 years maybe? But I used to live with this creepy old couple ten years ago. They had monotone voices and had a walk out basement that I lived in, yes I lived in the basement. They supposedly were bakers and were never home at night cause they were 'baking'. But it was weird cause at night I would hear footsteps above my ceiling, and then the organ on the second floor could be heard playing at all hours of the night when the couple was supposed to be gone, and the door to my room would always swing open at night but never during the day. I would literally be sitting on the edge of my bed and watch as the door, even if it was almost shut, begin to swing completely open to reveal the dark basement in front of my room. Oh and they had a dog named Satin." Naruto added.
Sasuke twitched.
"That's disturbing, how long did you live there?" Sasuke asked brining his arms behind his head.
"For about a month, then I ran away. This girl named Sakura, yeah she and her dad helped me out of there, and then the social services moved me to a new home."
"Who's Sakura? You still friends with her? And does she live around here?" Sasuke asked.
"What you interested in her?" Naruto asked with a laugh.
"No, but if she helped you out then she can't be that bad. I just wanted to meet the person that saved you from becoming a Satinest." Sasuke said with a smirk.
"Aw, Sasuke I didn't know you cared." Naruto said sweetly sarcastically.
Sasuke twitched again, but let it go.
"Anyway, that's good, cause she doesn't ride the straight and narrow, if you know what I mean." Naruto said with a smirk on his delicate features.
"And that would be...?" Sasuke said dragging the last word.
"She's hitting it off with a blonde girl named Ino you know the sister of the guy that Itachi is banging? Her mom owns the flower shop in town. Sakura and Ino are a cute couple, but if you ask to watch them make out, they will kill you. They don't openly show their affection in public cause of all the times that guys stop and stare at them." Naruto said with a smile that had taken over the place of the smirk. The smile fit Naruto better.
"So you got anyone back home? A girl I mean." Naruto asked softly into the night air.
"No, not really. She was more of a stalker." Sasuke said smirking at the memory of her face when he said he was moving. It was just priceless.
"What was this stalkers name? Hm..?" Naruto said as he jumped down from his bed to crouch in front of Sasuke.
"Her name was Karin. She was in the foster care program like me. I met her when I was with my social worker. Ever since she saw me walk through the law office building she would always walk really close to me. And then she would proclaim me as he boyfriend if there where any female, OR male people around, she would also molest me all the time. I punched her in the face cause she grabbed my dick one time in front of a bunch of people. I even caught her starring at me when I was in the hospital cause they sent me there for therapy, saying something about that incident causing my emotions for my parents to come out. But I just really hated her. But she wasn't as bad as my social worker." Sasuke said and grimaced at the memory.
"Dear lord, what happened?" Naruto asked leaning in, his bright eyes shining in the pale moon light.
Sasuke sighed and lifted his head. "His name was Orochimaru. He wasn't a very good person for that job." Sasuke said with a frown.
"And why would that be?" Naruto asked and cocked his head to the side.
"I swear to god he was a pedofile. He would always stare at me. And then about two months ago he made me get this weird ass tattoo on my neck. He said it made me look sexy. I was really creped out." Sasuke said with a shiver.
"What is it? The tattoo I mean." Naruto said leaning over on his heels.
"Its on my neck, but you can only see it if I take off my shirt."
"Well then off with it Mr modist." Naruto said with a smirk.
Sasuke blushed, but you couldn't see it due to the shadow of the bed above him.
"No, I-I think we should get to bed." he said turning over.
"Oh come onཀ" Naruto said "You used all that stuff about your past and this tattoo and your not even gonna show me?ཀ" Naruto whined standing up.
"No, I don't want to, just forget it."
"No wayཀ" Naruto said as he glomped Sasuke and began to try and remove his shirt.
"Gah! Kakashi Narutos trying to molest me" Sasuke yelled when heas tackled.
-Silence-
When Naruto jumped Sasuke he accidentally hit the remote that he set down by his feet. It sent a single to the radio to play a CD. And what better song that could have turned on then.
You didn't guess it but 'La Bomba' by King Africa. It means 'Sexy dance'. (If you can speak spanish, listen to this song when you read, you'll laugh your ass off.)
It started playing when Naruto took off from the ground.
Naruto was wrestling with Sasuke, he had his hand on Sasukes head, while he was straddling his waist. Sasukes hand was resting on Narutos hip trying to push him off.
Naruto grabbed his shirt and began to pull it up, but Sasukes hand caught it and pulled it back down. Naruto just growled and grabbed Sasuke and then they rolled off the bed onto the floor.
Now Sasuke was on top trying to pry Narutos hands from the collar of his shirt, but was only hit in the thy. It was directed to a more sensitive area, but Sasuke move his leg, so now it was trapped between Sasukes thys.
Finally Sasuke got Narutos hands off of his shirt and pinned them above the blondes head.
Naruto looked shocked, and then a smirk crossed his face.
"Why Sasuke, I had no idea you swung that way." Naruto said with a dirty grin..
Sasuke then looked down at the boy below him, and noticed that he was straddling his waist, and his leg was between his thy's. So he moved his leg so he was kneeling between his legs and laying on the blonds stomach slightly to keep him from getting his legs out.
But what surprised Sasuke the most was that there was something sticking up, pushing against his inner thy.
So he smirked and leaned down and got close to Narutos ear, and didn't miss the dark blush that was present on the boys face as he brought his lips to the shell of his ear and said "I didn't know you swung that way either." he then licked the outer part of the ear.
"Sasukeཀ" Naruto yelled, and tried to get out from under the older boy, but found that his wrists were still trapped by the dark haired boys iron grip.
"Naruto, do you still want to see the tattoo?" Sasuke purred into his ear.
Naruto shook his head vigorously.
"Good." Sasuke then got up off Naruto and walked back onto his bed and laid down.
Naruto stayed on the ground, still stunned at what just transpired, but then after a couple of minutes he shot up and started yelling. "TEMEཀ"
"Well, I don't call you dobe for nothing." Sasuke said, he then turned over and went to sleep
