CHAPTER TWO: Mayhem And Madness (or Everybody's Pranking)


A/N: THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN. I SHALL WORK ON HYPER AND THE MEW GANG.

Anyway, haters gonna hate. If ya didn't want me working on these, ya should have voted.

I think only one person voted lol


Storm woke up to a complete mess.

Standing in front of her were Diamond and Pearl, dubbed "The Mayhem Duo" after the Yard Incident.

"OK, WHAT THE HELL. I WAS SLEEPING."

Pearl shrugged. [Not my fault.]

Diamond stared at him. [You were the one using Flamethrower on the lamp.]

[Well, you were the one using Thunder on the rest of the stuff.]

[Only because you left me nothing else!]

[YOU WERE LITERALLY THUNDERING THE ENTIRE ROOM.]

"A-hem."

Both mews looked at Storm. [Yes?] Pearl answered.

"I would like to break this argument up by saying SHUT THE HELL UP, IT'S BOTH OF YOUR FAULTS."

Diamond stared at her. [No, it's Pearl's fault.]

[Totally Diamond's fault.]

[No, it wasn't!]

[It totally was!]

They started arguing again.

The argument soon devolved into a slap fight, which devolved into them smacking each other around.

Storm sighed. This was gonna be a long day.


Mew giggled.

She'd spotted Gary getting ready to do...something, so she was gonna play a prank on him!

She giggled again as she pulled out a bucket of water.

[This will be fun!]


Gary sputtered as he had an entire bucket of water poured on him.

Keep in mind, he was in his mew form, so that was essentially like pouring a gallon of water on him.

"What the hell was that for?!" He yelled at Mew.

Mew giggled. "Nothing. You were there."

"I hate you so much right now."

Mew made a derp face. "No you don't."

"I really do, Mew. I really, really do."

"No you don't. You loooooove me."

"I DO NOT."

"Denial makes it worse."

"Shut up."

"But it's truuuue~"

"Shut. Up."

"You loooooove me~"

"SHUT UP."

Mew shut up.

Gary sighed. "Finally."


Silver glanced around, looking for any sign of anyone at all.

He was feeling very antisocial today. Especially after he'd heard Storm screaming at Diamond and Pearl in her room.

At 3 AM.

And calling it "morning".

And then, thirty minutes later, it seemed that Gary and Mew had the same idea.

And then he'd gotten up and went outside to stay away from all the insane that was apparently floating around in the air.

There was a rustle in the bush behind him.

He quickly snapped around to stare at it.

A few minutes later, he turned back around and sighed. Since when was he so paranoid?

A few seconds after that, it became apparent that he should have checked under the bush.

"Ok, WHAT. THE. HELL. I did not ask to have paintballs thrown at my head. I came out here for privacy. Now GO AWAY, DAMMIT."

Max blinked. "Wait, what? That wasn't me."

"Then why were you under the bush, throwing paintballs at my head?"

"I wasn't throwing paintballs at your head. I was hiding from all the insane people."

"Then who threw paintballs at my head?"

[I would look behind you.]

Silver snapped around...

...and got met with another paintball.

[SURPRIZ, SUCKAH!]

Silver growled. "Nope. Nope nope nope nope. You're on your own, Max." After saying that, he quickly teleported away.

Max burrowed deeper underneath his bush. "NO WAY IN HELL AM I COMING OUT NOW."


Storm sat on her bed, staring at the laptop she'd found.

Its memory had been wiped, and she'd had to reset everything (and panicked several times), but it was hers now.

As she wondered what to do with it, a paintball hit her.

"AW, C'MON! I JUST CLEANED THIS SHIRT!"

She whipped around and threw a Shadow Ball at the window.

A few seconds later, there was a loud thump.

"Ow... A "voice" said, sounding a lot like...Gary? ...I'm ok...don't do that again, kay?"

Storm rolled her eyes. "Only if you don't throw paintballs at me again."

"...deal."

"Good. Now get out of the flower garden." Storm said, turning back to her laptop.


Max crawled out from under the bush.

Seems like the coast is clear.

He glanced around, looking for anything that could hide someone.


Storm looked out the window.

"Not again..."

She stormed out to fix the flaming lawn.

"ALRIGHT, WHO'S FAULT WAS IT THIS TIME?!"

Mew giggled from behind her. [Everybody's!]

"Nope. Somebody set the lawn on fire. Therefore it's someone's fault."


Max stared at Storm, who had just finished lecturing him about not setting the lawn on fire, even if everybody else in the house was insane.

"...I think I added too much fire. I was aiming for an equal amount of water, fire and lawn."

"That's your own problem."

"Just explaining the flaming lawn. I was trying to flush them out, not set them on fire."

"You failed. Gary got caught on fire. And the lawn is wrecked. And I think Silver got caught on fire as well."

"...that's good, I guess...relatively..."

Storm rolled her eyes. "You mean it's better them then you."

"...pretty much, yep."


Gary snickered, holding a bucket of water.

Time to pay back Mew.

He grinned, hefting it into the air with Psychic.


Mew sputtered as a bucket of water was poured on her head.

She whipped her head around. [THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!]

Gary snickered. [You know exactly what that was for. I'm not gonna tell ya.]

[ASSHOLE.]

[Stop. You're starting to sound like a game player that really doesn't like the rival.]

[Well, you just took unnecessary revenge.]

[It was totally necessary!]

[Was not.]

[It was so. You did it to me too.]

Mew shook her head, then growled. [I REGRET NOTHING.]

[I DO TOO.]

They both stormed off.

A snicker came from the corner.

Heh. That was fun, Pearl thought. Wonder how they'll react when I tell them I caught the entire fight on camera...


A/N: That...

...that was really fun to write!