Ok this chap's kinda sucky. Im sorry D': I kinda wanted to set a little bit up for the future ^^. The next chapter will be WAY better. I PROMISE! Please forgive me

-I dont own Tokyo Mew Mew as much as I wish I did

I heard a voice. It stopped for a second, then something shook my shoulder and I just groaned and rolled over. The voice got louder, and I groaned louder and pulled the pillow over my head. I heard a sigh, and another shake of my shoulder. I pulled the pillow closer to my ears. Suddenly the pillow wasn't there. I groaned against rolled over… off the bed. My eyes flew open and I sucked in a choked breath as my body came into contact with the cold, hard, painful floor. I wasn't really ready for that, so I just groaned again.

"Kisshu will you please get up?" Pai asked in a tight voice. I rolled so I was on my stomach and stuck my arms under my head. I heard Pai's growl and felt a sharp pain explode on my side. I groaned, and clutched at the spot, shutting my eyes shut again.

"Pai…" I said, attempting to pry my eyelids open again, but I absolutely didn't want to. The dream I was going to lose if I opened my eyes was so perfect. It was so sweet, and… yummy. I didn't want to let Ichigo go, but Pai was waiting, and I didn't really want another kick to the side. As soon as I was actually awake everything from yesterday came rushing back into my head. I rolled onto my back and sighed happily. Pai looked more than a little shocked.

"That's a genuine smile," he said raising his eyebrows at me, "I presume that when you ran off with Ichigo yesterday, everything went well?"

"Better than well, better than good, better than amazing" I said, flopping my arms out beside me. I had a chance to win Ichigo, and right now she was technically mine. I was her boyfriend. I WAS DATING ICHIGO! Oh god, just the thought was enough to make every little cell in my body shout for joy. I felt like dancing, singing, doing back flips, giving hundred dollar bills to random homeless people. I smiled hugely like an utter moron, and Pai rolled his eyes at me. His face tightened, and I realized what he was thinking about immediately. Dang, why didn't he just ask her already? God. He was so dense sometimes! I rolled my eyes at him.

"What was that for?" He asked like he just could not believe I rolled my eyes at him.

"You didn't ask her, did you?" I asked, giving him a disapproving look. He blushed, just barely, but I could catch it because I knew him so well. So that was a no.

"No you infuriating twit, I did not," he said, and sat on the edge of my bed with a heavy sigh, "I am such a coward."

"Not really, but a piece of advice? Don't let the chance go. That sucks a lot worse than it does now," I said, and I got up to sit next to him. God these two were perfect for each other! These nerds were head over heels for the other, but neither had the guts to confess. I knew because I'd caught Lettuce watching Pai one day, and teased her about it. The poor green girl had burst into tears and ran out of the room. I'd just stared after her, shocked, and looked around. The mews had been oblivious, so I followed the girl, and let her spill her heart out to me. It had taken every ounce of self control not to say 'he loves you too Greenie!'. But, they would kill me later on if I said that to either of them. I was pretty sure they wanted (when I say this, I mean Pai's included, not just Greenie) a romantic relationship. If I told them, then they would think I spoiled their 'romantic meeting'. And that, ladies and gentleman, is how well I know Pai. So, I had to torture myself and just urge them to confess to one another. That was not the easiest thing I've ever had to do. I've never been good at controlling myself.

"You would know," he said, letting his face drop into his palms.

"Usually I would be insulted by that, and coming from anyone except you, I would be no matter what. But since it is you, you're right," I shrugged, "I do know. So go and confess already. I think I've been dropping enough hints lately that all those thick headed humans are starting to understand."

"I told you not to!" He moaned.

"Someday you will thank me for this. Hopefully," I said uncertainly. There had been a couple times now where I'd totally slipped and said something along the lines of 'you two morons! Kiss and get together, you love each other!', and I'd been extremely lucky no one had heard. I wasn't going to be able to stay in control much longer. Dang it was going to be such a relief when they finally decided to get together.

"Ya right," he punched my shoulder. I just rolled my eyes.

"You forget who has the insider info," I said, then smirked at his expression. He'd obviously been caught off guard. I teleported to the living room and dropped onto the couch, turning the TV on to MTV. I don't know why, but I kinda liked the channel. I spread out against the cusions, thinking as the TV talked at me. I looked around the house we shared, and remembered when we'd first come back to Earth. I'd forgotten how absolutely irritating those two were. At first there was constant fighting. And when I say constant I mean constant. Like, I'd teleport in and immediately there'd be a three-way fight. Insults and profanities flying around the room. It had taken awhile to get over it for all of us, but we eventually managed to. With the help of the mew mews. Without them to calm us down, and give us a reason to get out of this place we'd probably have strangled someone. I remember how Taruto and I were bored so we were laying into each other at that park. We were being seriously rude, and loud, and that little monkey found us. It had been one of those moments where everyone just stares at each other, like 'o.m.g. no freakin' way' until the girl attacked Tart. It had been hysterical, I'd floated from the ground laughing so hard I thought I was going to start coughing up blood. Tart had looked surprised, and when he started blushing I laughed even harder. The kid was attempting to pry the monkey from around his waist, but wasn't doing very well as I floated on my side, watching them. Then something collided with me, and brought me to the ground- me breaking their fall with my back. That had hurt. The stupid purple wolf girl had tackled me to the ground. She had her fist raised threateningly, so I raised my hands in surrender. She was the only one who'd thrown any punches all those years ago, and of course I was the one to take it. I seem to be the only one to ever get hurt, and I'm pretty sure had gotten the worst deal out of everyone. No, wait, I swear I did. It's annoying. The purple mew had glared menacingly like she meant to actually hit me, so I smiled sweetly and said something close to what I'd said to Ichigo all those years ago.

"If you wanted a kiss you could have just asked. Did you miss me that much?" I asked, and her fist connected with my eye. I teleported and she transformed as I held my eye. God, why the heck did she hit me? I wasn't doing anything wrong! I still don't get it. I don't get her at all anyway. She was so… purple. I didn't get purple either. How could people like that color? I preferred green. It was the best.

"Why are you here?" She asked, holding that whip thing of hers towards me.

"Are we not allowed to come for a friendly visit?" I asked her, and she looked like she doubted me.

"You are malicious and toy with people. Why should I believe you?" She asked, and the rest of the mew mews arrived. Except Ichigo. I'd hated calling them the 'mew mews' without her. It just didn't seem right.