"Yeah, live with it. Zuko goes next" Toph said, smirking at Sokka victoriously.

Zuko glared.

"If you must know, I kissed Katara. Once."

Aang choked.

"THAT'S IT?!!" Suki yelled.

"Yes"

Aang choked more, his face purple.

"Dude, you fail. No story even? Do you respect Katara at all?" Toph said, glaring at him as she leaned against a tree.

"Not really"

(Insert punching sound)

"That's it! Last time I sleep with you!" (Bet you can guess who said that)

Sokka choked, his face matching Aang's.

"You (Gasp) Did...WHAT???"

"Slept. With Zuko"

"In the same bed?"

"Duh"

THUD

"Sokka, you ok?"

"..."

"Uh, Katara. He's passed out"

"Thanks Toph. Let's strip him to his underwear"

''That's gross"

"I know"

Katara straightened up and glared at Zuko.

"You better tell the story, or i'm going to pummel you"

"You're violent, you know that?"

"Yep"

And so...

Zuko was training in a clearing, his body shiny with sweat.

Katara snuck up and watched quietly from behind a tree.

Then, he straightened up.

"I know you're there Katara"

She crept out, coming to stand in front of him.

"Is this over yet?"

"Shut up Toph"

"Can you teach me that move you just did?"

"No"

"Please?"

"All right"

They practiced for a while, then as Zuko made an attacking move, Katara parried, then slipped on the gravel.

Katara fell headfirst into Zuko, his strong arms catching her.

Then, he was falling too.

"Here we go again"

"I told you to shut it Toph"

"Bu-Holy crap, what's happening to Aang?"

"I think he might be having a seizure"

"Do something"

"No"

His back hit the ground, and Katara slammed against him, her lips meeting his.

"Zuko, Aang's choking"

"Why do I care?"

At first, he made the motions to puch her off him, but he couldn't do it, he was so caugh-

"Blah Blah Blah"

"Shut. Up."

"No"

He was so caught up in the taste and smell that he pushed himself into he-

"You're as bad as Sokka!"

"Am not, I bathe more"

"Shut up. You're making this into porn too"

"No i'm not"

"Yes you are, that's too graphic for small children"

"Oh come on. I didn't mean it like that"

"Whatever. Aang gets to go next"

"I wasn't finished"

"I don't care"

"UM, Zuko and Toph, I don't mean to interrupt, but I think that Aang may have had a heart attack. Or lung failure, either way"

"Probably Lung failure, but I don't really care"

"ZUKO"

"Don't give me the scary look Katara"

"GRRR"

"Not scared"

"AHHHH!"

"Still not scared"

THUD

"Bruised, but not scared"

"Then just shut up, we need to do CPR on Aang"

"Make Toph do it"

"ZUKO!!!!"


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