Act I, Scene III

James: *goes up stairs into the boys dorm* HEY GUYS! YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED!

Sirius: *sirius comes out from under the bed* What mate?

James: EVANS JUST KISSED ME! I MEAN, SHE ACTUALLY KISSED ME! Ummm... what were you doing under the bed?

Sirius: Just looking for something. And WOW!

James: I KNOW RIGHT! I told you she fancied me! Even asked me to come for a walk and everything!

Sirius: Can I tell you a secret really quick?

James: Sure... wait, you don't like Evans do you, I mean come on mate, you know I've been in love with her since first year-

Sirius: I don't like Evans…Come sit down and I'll tell you the secret.

James: Alright then... *sits down next to Sirius*

Sirius: *puts his hands on your shoulders and wispers* I enjoy payback.

James: What?

Sirius: *pushes down hard on his pressure point* See you when you wake up.

James: *Blacks out*

Sirius: HAHA! Oops. *walks down into the common room proudly*

Lily: Well black? Had your revenge?

Sirius: I sure have. Thanks Evans.

Yeah...I'm going to be increasing the price to four weeks of James, I mean Potter free life. Good luck keeping him restrained after that kiss by the way. oh, and you owe me.

Sirius: Owe you what? I'm gonna get enough payback from James when he wakes up.

Lily: Yea, but you didn't have to KISS him. Next time I need a favor, you're gonna help me and the girls out.

Sirius: Fine.

Lily: *Holds out hand for a shake*

Sirius: Well if you'll excuse me I'm going to hide from James. *shakes your hand*

Lily: Pleasure doing business with you Black. See you around. *smirks and leaves*

Sirius: *runs out and goes into the library's restricted section* Please don't look here...