Dude: And let the battle begin!

Lil Nick: Ill go first, since i got some thing important to say Too bad we just met, but i know you're Yusu-kay I went home last night and guess what i found?
Your momma, ass up, face on the ground.
How can i say no to that The woman was desperate as a matter of a fact After all, your father, we all know hes asian Even some women with that get unpatient So i had to do her a favor, therefore i tapped that Then flipped her ass up...

Dude: Alright then! Time's up! Give it up for Lil Nick!

Crowd: Applause shout, noise, noise applause, noise shout

Dude: Wow man, how can you recover from such fatality? Anyways...

Yusuke: Run the clock man, i got something to say too Its a very deep confession that really concerns you This bitch be talkin about my mom, like he aint got one What im about to say might disappoint you, and im not done I did your mom too Exactly nine months before giving birth to you So what does that make you?
You were right however, she did offer herself out Came back home disappointed, and there is no doubt Brag all you want bro, but its still a fact My father's too inch is still longer than that points at nick's crotch

Dude: Time!!!

Crowd: OOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOo Mother fucken burnt!!!

Lil Nick: Man fuck you!walks up to Yusuke

Yusuke: I beat you fair, step back before there is a disadvantage for you

Lil Nick: beat this mo'focka! threw a punch at Yusuke's face

(Yusuke slightly leaned his head out of the way)

Yusuke: Shot gun!! Punched Nick right on the stomach, and thats all yu need to know

Crowd: ooooOOOooooo... 5 sec silence APPLAUSE SHOUT NOISE NOISE!!

Dude: It seems we got an obvious winner! Give it up for Yusuke!

Crowd: Shout shout!! Applause noise shout noise!!

(Yusuke walks off the stage)

Yusuke: (to himself in the restroom) Damn, i thought he had me

Kurama: You did well Urameshi. I researched for you

Yusuke: What

Kurama: Your next battle is tomorrow at 5:50pm

Yusuke: Really...

Kurama: Bad news is, yur going against last year's champion

Yusuke: ...

Kurama: Yup, red Rapper...

Yusuke: Fuck...

(Yusuke went home and drank beer and ate cheap chips for the rest of the night)

The next day came...

Hiei: Yo Detective, go get yo ass whooped, i aint missin it

Yusuke: (wakin up) Get off my damn window man

Hiei: Yu'll be late... ha ha ha!

Yusuke: (looks at the clock and notices its 4:30pm) Oh shit!!!

(Yusuke went quickly to get dressed, had something to eat, and went directly for the showoff)

2BC... ( Yeah iknow i took forever to upload, i hope my original lectors come back T.T)