Best Friend Dragon

Summary: Once, 2 thousand years ago, an egg, a whole foot long, cracked. And out of the cracks came a crying new born baby girl. The loud cries reached the ears of a middle aged farmer. And that, my friends, is where our story begins.

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach.

Urahara Shoten

Two Days Later

"Urahara, Yoruichi, who are these children?" Byakuya Kuchiki asked the platinum blond man sitting next to the one woman he had ever tried to over come in his entire afterlife.

A few feet away a Chinese samurai was sitting on a yellow cloud next to a short brown haired girl a red head girl and a dark haired boy. They were watching another red head with what looked like dragon wings fight a dark haired girl that seemed to be a Quincy.

Urahara just smiled at the cold voice of the noble head and answered, "These children are friends of Kurosaki Ichigo, and they're training to help fight against Aizen. And I'm sure you won't object seeing as we could use all the help we can get." All the while they were talking, Yoruichi called the two girls fighting to where everyone else was.

"Tatsuki, Ryo, Chizuru, Michiru, Keigo and Mizuiro these are the thirteen Court Guard Squads taicho and fuku-taicho." Yoruichi made the introductions. "And Hanataro Yamada. Say 'hi', kids."

"Hi, kids" Keigo tried to joke which caused the small dragon beside him to smack him upside the head while the other humans sweat dropped at his stupid antics.

Tatsuki, not wanting the taicho to think lowly of them took the lead and bowed saying, "It is a pleasure to meet you," her friends taking her lead all bowed as well making a chorus of "Hai!"

"Urahara, did you set up the fake Karakura as I asked?" the old taicho of the first division questioned the ex-taicho.

Hiding a smile behind his ever present fan, he replied, "Of course, sou-taicho. I would never leave anything undone."

"Umm… And how did you find time to train the children? Yoruichi cannot possibly train all of them by herself." Yamamoto asked skeptically. The girl with the dragon wings seemed familiar, yet not. The girl was a total stranger to him. Little did he know that two other people were having the same feelings.

"It was quite simple, actually," Urahara replied smiling happily, snapping his fan closed. "I was already almost finished setting up fake Karakura before they came. So I just needed an hour more before I joined Yoruichi for training."

"They are quite talented; they didn't need as much training as Chad and Orihime. Their powers are based on their strongest aspect. After three hours, all of them mastered their abilities, and since then until now, they were just practicing." Yoruichi added. "They could easily match a third seat or some of the weaker fuku-taicho," look at Omaeda.

Omaeda is clueless. "What? Why is everyone looking at me?" and overly dramatic, as usual. Stupid Omaeda.

"Anyways," Yoruichi continued, unintentionally drawing attention away from the fat man (*1). "Some of the taicho and fuku-taicho will be assisting you in Hueco Mundo. Now we nee---"

"Wait, we're helping them? Aren't they helping us?" Zaraki asked. For a second, he actually sounded smart, but that's just a mistake.

"Nah-uh. You're helping us get our friends back," Keigo argued, "Aren't you?"

Sensing a possible fight, the little winged girl cut in, "Look, no one is helping anyone with anything. We're all just going to help the idiots in Hueco Mundo bust out of that hell hole. Okay?"

Every one there could agree with that. They were idiots.

"Now we just need to figure out who goes and who stays… I'm going to open the gargantuan. It'll take about half an hour, so I'll see—"

"Now you wait." Yoruichi interrupted. "If it takes so long, why didn't you open it before?"

"Umm…" wait for it, wait for it, wait for it, got it! "I thought the kids could take the chance to change into something more comfortable to fight in…?"

"Good save." Yoruichi said sarcastically. "I'll take the girls to find something not-a-skirt." Looking at Tatsuki she added, "And something thicker than two thousand year old kimonos." Using shunpo, the feline woman darted towards the ridiculously long ladder.

Spreading her wings, Tatsuki flew of after Yoruichi, the other girls running as fast as they can behind the small dragon. The two human boys just blinked at their retreating backs.

With The Girls Upstairs

Few Minutes Later

"Okay, girls, the shower's over there when you're done I'll find you something to wear. Hopefully something fit for combat," Yoruichi directed walking off in search of some clothes.

Apparently, the tub was big enough to fit all of them and the people in the basement. They agreed to save water and time and took a bath together, though they had to put up with Chizuru's constant groping of their breasts every chance she got. After a grudging fifteen minutes, they got clean and dried; though they could have been faster if Chizuru stopped trying stuff and Tatsuki stopped stomping on her head.

Walking out of the bathroom, clad in nothing but towels, they were met with three sets of neatly folded clothes and a sewing set. A particular sight was what caught the four girls' attention though. Yoruichi was looking under a table with her butt in the air and she was muttering curses to herself about not having any more clothes and a cheep Urahara.

Ignoring the clothes, sew kit and curses, Ryo questioned, "Yoruichi, what are you doing?"

The sudden noise caused the woman to look up; constituently bumping her head on the underside of the table she was looking under.

"Oww…" cursing some more, she rubbed her head as she got out from under the short table and replied, "Nothing, just looking for some clothes."

"Found some!" Chizuru cried loudly pointing at the three bundles of clothes on top of the table Yoruichi was under moments ago.

"I meant another set that I've not already found." Yoruichi deadpanned. How stupid is this girl? "Unless one of you are willing to wear an extremely skimpy outfit and risk making it easier for your opponent to kill you, that's your choice."

The girls were silent and grabbed a set of clothes. Tatsuki, however, didn't get to the clothes as fast (*2) and since there were only three sets, there weren't any clothes left for her.

The other three, upon getting their clothes, dropped their towels and started putting on the clothes. It was a good thing Yoruichi had threatened everyone downstairs their lives if they came up.

Now Tatsuki was laughing her ass off. The three girls looked ridiculous wearing the clothes, they were so lose their chests were showing and they could easily trip, fall and get stabbed if they wore that to battle.

The elder, woman on the other hand, rolled her eyes at their lack of use of their brains. "Good, now you three stay here and try to fix the clothes to fit you properly." Yoruichi pointed at Ryo, Chizuru and Michiru. Turning to Tatsuki, she continued, "You, come with me, we'll go get you the skimpy clothes," at that, Tatsuki instantly stopped laughing.

"You mean there really was a skimpy one?" eyes pleading she asked to confirm her fears, "It's not a very reveling outfit, is it?"

"No. It covers your breasts and legs. Your stomach and arms won't be covered though."

Getting up, the two walked into another room while the other three started cutting and sewing their clothes.

The room they were in was very dark and small. There was only a drawer and what looked like a kitty bed. The feline shinigami walked to the drawer and pulled out four objects. Turning to face the red haired dragon, she saw it was red armored undies and matching thigh high boots lined with gold.

"Here. These should do the trick," she handed the armored stuff to the girl. "The lack of cloth should make it easier to fly and use your tail."

Taking the amour, she dropped the towel and started to dress herself in the amour that, surprisingly, matched her hair and wing color. (*3)

Basement

Half Hour Later

"So, we all know what to do, correct?" Yamamoto looked at all his taicho and fuku-taicho who all gave a nod, looking at the two human boys, they also gave a nod.

Seconds later, Urahara appeared and asked, "Is everyone here?"

Obviously not yet, because, not a second after he finished his question, Yoruichi appeared followed closely by Tatsuki, Michiru, Chizuru and Ryo, who replied, "Hai!"

"Good, now someone tell the girls what they missed, while the gargantuan opens." Five seconds later, it opened and the respective shinigami/humans posted in Hueco Mundo jumped through.

WAWAWA333: Sorry it took so long to update. My laptop shutdown on me and deleted the story, then I had a whole lot of homework to do, so I couldn't re-write it until now.

(*1): I don't like calling people fat, but o-beast sounded weird in that situation.

(*2): Remember, Tatsuki has wings and a tail, it would take a while to get used to walking with a tail. Otherwise she would have been the first to get a set of clothes.

(*3): Tatsuki stole a hair-tie from Yoruichi and has it braided around her head a few times before letting it fall to her hips.