Chapter 3 – Skittles, Dumbledore and a Divorce?

Sorry I havn't updated in like...forever but life has been hectic at the moment and I couldn't think of any ideas and yeah...

Bella- StupidLamb

Edward-SickMasochisticLion

Alice-piXie

Jasper-SoldierBoi

Emmet-SexyButt

Rosalie-IceRose

Carlisle-VampDoc

Esme-Momma~Esme


-All signed in

SexyButt-Yo peoples, wossup

SickMasochisticLion-Are you feeling okay?

piXie-Edward, Emmet's never okay

SickMasochisticLion-Point made

VampDoc-Ok, I want everone to be honest... WHO THE HELL GAVE EMMETT SKITTLES?

-Tumbleweeds blow in the distance-

SexyButt-WHOOOOOOOOOOO! Who said skittles?

SoldierBoi-Uh Oh...SUGAR RUSH!

StupidLamb-Evacuate!

PiXie-Take cover, this could get ugly!

SexyButt-Where's my skittles T_T

SoldierBoi-I know, I know!

SexyButt- Ya?

SoldierBoi-At the Volturi's castle!

SexyButt-ROSE! GET THE JEEP! WE'RE OFF!

Momma~Esme-Jasper! That was a horrid thing to do!

SoldierBoi-Are you seriously telling me that your gonna miss him?

Momma~Esme-Well...

SoldierBoi-Esme, you're have been disowned by the Cullen family!

Momma~Esme-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

SoldierBoi-Admit it then

Momma~Esme-Er...I'm glad that my son's about to get killed by ravenous vampires?

SoldierBoi-I rest my case.

PiXie-Edward, get the freakin door

SickMasochisticLion-Huh...But no one's at the door...

piXie-EDWARD ANTHONY MASON CULLEN! IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR BUTT AT THE FRONT DOOR WITHIN THE NEXT 2 SECONDS, I WILL PERSONALLY-

SickMasochisticLion-Okay, Okay...I get the message.

SickMasochisticLion-No one's at the door!

PiXie-THEY WILL BE!

SickMasochisticLion-NOOOOOOOOOO!

StupidLamb-What is it honey?

SickMasochisticLion-Emmett's alive

StupidLamb-UH OH!

SexyButt-Hey all!

SexyButt-I said HEY ALL!

piXie-Go and kill yourself Emmett

SexyButt-I would but-

SoldierBoi-Carry on

SexyButt-THE VOLTURI ARE AFTER MY SKITTLES!

SickMasochisticLion-Dear God, Emmett you need help!

SexyButt-I know!

PiXie-Wow...Emmett has finally realised how mentally deluded he is.

SexyButt-I meant, I know that I need help in protecting my babies!

VampDoc-Your babies?

SexyButt-Yessums...My precious skittles.

Momma~Esme-Carlisle, call the shrink.

SexyButt-Yeah Carlisle, go call Dumbledore

Vampdoc-Dumbledore?

SexyButt-Yeah! The old guy with the beard and sparkly cloak. Wow, I can see a bright light! Come here my little light, come to Uncle Emmett.

StupidLamb-Emmett, Dumbledore's not a shrink

SexyButt-He is too. NO ONE CAN DENY OUR UNDYING LOVE!

SoldierBoi-Woah! You're serious, your emotions are hitting me intense!

SexyButt-Thats cause our love is strong and true

SickMasochisticLion-Wha-? You're in love with Dumbledore?

SexyButt-WOOOOOOOOH! I'm in love with Dumbledore!

IceRose-Everyone is Emmett, Everyone is..

SexyButt-Really? I'm not the only one?

IceRose-Oh my God Emmett! SARCASM!

SexyButt-sulk sulk. You hurt my feelings.

IceRose-Emmett...You don't have any feelings

SexyButt-I do too! Like my love for Dumbledore which can never be denied

IceRose-Why, oh why did I marry you?

SexyButt-Because I have a sexy butt!

IceRose-That was a damn rhetorical question you idiot!

SexyButt-A what?

IceRose-You weren't meant to answer it!

SexyButt-Then why did you ask?

IceRose- …..I want a divorce.