Chapter 3 – Skittles, Dumbledore and a Divorce?
Sorry I havn't updated in like...forever but life has been hectic at the moment and I couldn't think of any ideas and yeah...
Bella- StupidLamb
Edward-SickMasochisticLion
Alice-piXie
Jasper-SoldierBoi
Emmet-SexyButt
Rosalie-IceRose
Carlisle-VampDoc
Esme-Momma~Esme
-All signed in
SexyButt-Yo peoples, wossup
SickMasochisticLion-Are you feeling okay?
piXie-Edward, Emmet's never okay
SickMasochisticLion-Point made
VampDoc-Ok, I want everone to be honest... WHO THE HELL GAVE EMMETT SKITTLES?
-Tumbleweeds blow in the distance-
SexyButt-WHOOOOOOOOOOO! Who said skittles?
SoldierBoi-Uh Oh...SUGAR RUSH!
StupidLamb-Evacuate!
PiXie-Take cover, this could get ugly!
SexyButt-Where's my skittles T_T
SoldierBoi-I know, I know!
SexyButt- Ya?
SoldierBoi-At the Volturi's castle!
SexyButt-ROSE! GET THE JEEP! WE'RE OFF!
Momma~Esme-Jasper! That was a horrid thing to do!
SoldierBoi-Are you seriously telling me that your gonna miss him?
Momma~Esme-Well...
SoldierBoi-Esme, you're have been disowned by the Cullen family!
Momma~Esme-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
SoldierBoi-Admit it then
Momma~Esme-Er...I'm glad that my son's about to get killed by ravenous vampires?
SoldierBoi-I rest my case.
PiXie-Edward, get the freakin door
SickMasochisticLion-Huh...But no one's at the door...
piXie-EDWARD ANTHONY MASON CULLEN! IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR BUTT AT THE FRONT DOOR WITHIN THE NEXT 2 SECONDS, I WILL PERSONALLY-
SickMasochisticLion-Okay, Okay...I get the message.
SickMasochisticLion-No one's at the door!
PiXie-THEY WILL BE!
SickMasochisticLion-NOOOOOOOOOO!
StupidLamb-What is it honey?
SickMasochisticLion-Emmett's alive
StupidLamb-UH OH!
SexyButt-Hey all!
SexyButt-I said HEY ALL!
piXie-Go and kill yourself Emmett
SexyButt-I would but-
SoldierBoi-Carry on
SexyButt-THE VOLTURI ARE AFTER MY SKITTLES!
SickMasochisticLion-Dear God, Emmett you need help!
SexyButt-I know!
PiXie-Wow...Emmett has finally realised how mentally deluded he is.
SexyButt-I meant, I know that I need help in protecting my babies!
VampDoc-Your babies?
SexyButt-Yessums...My precious skittles.
Momma~Esme-Carlisle, call the shrink.
SexyButt-Yeah Carlisle, go call Dumbledore
Vampdoc-Dumbledore?
SexyButt-Yeah! The old guy with the beard and sparkly cloak. Wow, I can see a bright light! Come here my little light, come to Uncle Emmett.
StupidLamb-Emmett, Dumbledore's not a shrink
SexyButt-He is too. NO ONE CAN DENY OUR UNDYING LOVE!
SoldierBoi-Woah! You're serious, your emotions are hitting me intense!
SexyButt-Thats cause our love is strong and true
SickMasochisticLion-Wha-? You're in love with Dumbledore?
SexyButt-WOOOOOOOOH! I'm in love with Dumbledore!
IceRose-Everyone is Emmett, Everyone is..
SexyButt-Really? I'm not the only one?
IceRose-Oh my God Emmett! SARCASM!
SexyButt-sulk sulk. You hurt my feelings.
IceRose-Emmett...You don't have any feelings
SexyButt-I do too! Like my love for Dumbledore which can never be denied
IceRose-Why, oh why did I marry you?
SexyButt-Because I have a sexy butt!
IceRose-That was a damn rhetorical question you idiot!
SexyButt-A what?
IceRose-You weren't meant to answer it!
SexyButt-Then why did you ask?
IceRose- …..I want a divorce.
