Authors notes:

1) I put too many of these notes in.

2) I apologise for not explaining earlier I am a girl. If you are one of the fans who made the mistake of calling me he I don't mind, but please refrain from it in future.

3 )In the last chapter it was supposed to be beauty hurts not pain that was a really stupid thing to put, but I do assure you that it was an accident.

4) Sorry for changing the rating people but I got told that if there was sexual content and major swearing it had to be changed to an M, I thought I'd better do it now than later.

Any way…

Harry was attacked!

Brown mush was plonked in massive blobs onto both of his cheeks then at least two and a half pairs of hands began to soil him with what he assumed was some kind of face cream.

The hands stopped smothering him and he heard a voice.

"Foundation all done, now for the eyeliner!"

Harry braced himself. He was right to; both his lower lids were brutally pulled down, he couldn't see, he could feel a hard lead stabbing the inside of his lid.

"Arghh! Why the fuck are you trying to blind me!?"

"Pansy, if you would stop shrugging away it wouldn't hurt so much. Right, bitchs, eye shadow."

Harry's lids were suddenly released, he closed them to try and coax his eyes back to their natural position.

Hey, this is weird, why are they stroking my eyelids? Oh well, it feels nice.

The stroking stopped, he opened his eyes.

"NO! CLOSE YOUR EYES!" Jasmine barked at him. This girl definitely has a case, thought Harry as he reluctantly closed his eyes. What weapon of torture will they use now?

His eyelashes' were being pulled apart, one by one being separated from the others then left to hang helplessly all alone.

The tweaking stopped half way over his eyes.

He suddenly felt a clump of his eyelashes being pulled from their respective eye.

Harry must have screamed and tried to run or something, but he was suddenly pinned down with a girl shrieking in his ear for him to…

"FUCKING CALM DOWN!"

Harry was more scared than he had ever been in his life. He was struggling but his limbs and torso were being restrained.

He couldn't move, it was like a straight jacket…

He tasted cheese…

Wait a second… WTF?!

He opened his eyes…

One of the girls had stuffed a sock in his mouth, and the others had entangled him in a bed sheet. He was lying nose down on the cold stone floor.

"Pansy there's something that is wrong with you! You just completely cracked! We're worried about you, therefore because we are good friends we're going to finish off the make over with you in this state."

(i.e. unable to move.)

Harry was picked up and laid on the bed facing the ceiling.

"Now, where were we?" asked Jasmine.

"Oh, I remember…" cackled Jade, as a piercing scream filled the castle.

Ok I know this is a short chapter and the author's note is probably longer than the story, but I had to get it posted before I went home today because the chapter is on the school system, (which I obviously can't get to at home.)I will post the 4th chapter probably some time today or tomorrow.

Peace out, Jiggy.