A/N: Hey all! Thanks so much for reviewing! Here is chapter three of Cullen Musical. The 'texts' are in Bold.

Alice POV

Bella and I were dancing with the stars on our new Wii, or rather I was dancing and Bella was…falling with the stars when I could hear an indistinct voice coming from upstairs.

Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blond tramp,
and she's probably getting frisky...

I paused the game and turned to Bella. "Bella, do you hear that?"

"No? What am I suppose to be hearing?" she asked me. What a stupid question! Of course she couldn't hear that.

Right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...

I listened harder and noticed it was getting louder and clearer.

Bella giggled. "Is that what you're talking about?" she asked, and pointed upstairs.

"Let's go investigate," I said while putting my hands together to form a gun, humming the mission impossible theme song, and walking stealthy up the stairs, Bella following my lead.

"Who is that?" she asked.

I whipped out a cell phone and typed on it:

Txt instead of talking…sum1 mite hear us…Idk who it is.

Bella nodded and took then phone from my hands.

OK. Let's go!

Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo...

giggle I rele do hope its rose singing. Bella typed on my cell phone.

Xcept rose's voice is rele hi pitched. Loi. I replied.

We continued up the stairs, and down the hall, stopping at each door, listening for the singing.

After we had ruled out my and Jazz's room and Rose and Emmett's room, I typed:

giggles I think its coming from your fiancé's room

Bella's eyes grew huge and quickly grabbed the cell and typed:

Shakes head vigorously No! Edward hates county…especially Carrie Underwood. It must be Carlisle or Esme?

I laughed out loud, then clamped my hand over my mouth, and grabbed the cell phone.

Carlisle or Esme? Are you kidding me?! It has to be Eddy.

As we approached Edward's room, the volume of the singing increased immensely, as if the singer was getting more into the song…sounding awful, I might add.

And he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,

carved my name into his leather seats...

I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,

slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Bella and I could tell by now that it was indeed a male voice, Edward's to be exact.

OEC!!!! It IS Edward!! How did you know? Bella text-ed to me.

laughs hysterically you forget young cricket, I know all!! Mwhahaha

We listened more at Edward's door trying to keep in our laughs.

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Right now, she's probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania karaoke..
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo...

I hear that Edward was not facing the door, so I quietly opened it and Bella and I snuck in.

And he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,

carved my name into his leather seats,

I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,

slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

I couldn't stand it anymore, so I burst out laughing, Bella laughing as well.

Edward, hearing us, spun around with a horrified look on his face. In the process of walking forward and spinning around, Edward's feet got tangled in a fallen blanket and he fell backward, causing Bella and I to laugh even louder.

"Bella, I think it's your turn to do the catching rather than the falling," I said between laughs causing Edward to glare at me.

"I think you're right. Edward, I thought you hated country music…" Bella finally managed to say.

"I do!" He protested.

"Sure you do Edward…" I put in sarcastically.

"I do! It's just that song plays over and over and over on the radio and it just sticks in you head! And you can't get it out!! Then to top it all off, EVERYBODY sings it! Whether it's in their head or out loud, and I just can't get it out of my head!" Edward spurted out, causing Bella and myself to laugh even harder and Edward to glare at us once again.

I finallymanaged to gain control of my laughter and left Edward and Bella alone and went to find Jazzy.

A/N: First off, we have nothing against Carrie Underwood, in fact we love her! And second thanks to our Betas!! And our wonderful reviewers!! If you would like another chapter anytime soon though, you know what you have to do!! Review!!!

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