"California. California. California."
Why me?
"California. California. California."
Why did I get stuck with these knuckleheads?
"California. California. California."
Why would America do this to me?
"California. California. California."
Did I do something wrong to him?
"California. California. California."
… I can't think of anything I've done recently to him.
"California. California. California."
Maybe he's still mad about me and a couple of the other states prank calling him.
"California. California. CALIFORNIA!"
I turned to the irritated Southern Italian that had been calling my name the entire car ride to their home.
"What is it, Romano?"
"What's your real name?"
Enjoy you awesome readers! Don' t forget to make to pasta, not war~!
