Person: Kaldur

Prompt: "Like a 'G'"

Rating: K

Genre: Humor/Romance

Warning: Slash pairing.

Disclaimer: I do not own Young Justice, the comic or the show, or any of the characters associated with it. I make no profit from this work of fiction; it is purely for entertainment purposes

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Conner hummed softly, no real tune on his lips though he'd noticed M'gann doing it on several occasions and it was soothing to his ears. His features relaxed as the simple action kept him in a fairly neutral or, dare he say it, good mood. The taste of strawberry fizz on his tongue contributed to the anomaly, and though he'd been told on several occasions that soda wasn't healthy he still indulged in the bubbly sweet. As he rounded the corner to the kitchen, Robin and KF popped up as if from nowhere and Conner jumped, nearly choking on an icecube.

"W-what the-"

"Supey, hey, you got a call from Kaldur!"

"I... what?" Conner was confused. A call? What?

A cellphone was thrust in front of the clones' face, red, blue, and gold with a picture of Kaldurs' backside as the wallpaper. Conner stood awkwardly in the doorway, eyes wide and unblinking. He'd never seen the device in his life though he could guess from the ribbon tied around the top that it was a gift. A tiny light was blinking on the screen and under it the word 'Kaldur' was glowing neon.

"Conner?" The older teens' voice sifted through courtesy of the speaker function, and Conners' brows furrowed. Wasn't Kaldur on a trip back to Atlantis?

"Kaldur? But... you're underwater aren't you? How-"

"Waterproof," Robin chimed in, smirking smugly. "Custom made. What, you think it's impossible?" The clone merely shook his head, glancing back at the phone. Well, he had been feeling an odd twinge in his stomach and suspected it had something to do with the aquatic boy. Speaking to him again did feel nice.

"Well Kal, go ahead." Conner looked at KF questioningly. Go ahead with what?

"Do I have to? This all seems very unnecessary an-"

"YES, YOU HAVE TO!"

"Okay, okay."

The twin shout prompted a wince from Conner, an annoyed shushing coming from the phone.

"Baby, I know that you like me, you my future wifey, Aqualad tell 'em yeah you can be my Soupey, I can be your Kal, you can be my wife, text me, call me I need you in my life yeah all day and every day I need ya and everytime I see ya my feelings get deeper, I miss ya I miss ya I really wanna kiss ya but I can't."

Robin and Kid Flash suddenly broke in, shouting in Conners' face.

"SIX SEVEN EIGHT TRIPLE NINE EIGHT TWO ONE TWO!"

Conner blinked. "Uh... were you just singing?"

The two shorter boys before him were grinning wide, nearly on the verge of giggles, though the question prompted them to cast a glance at one another. It was obvious by the silence on the other end of the line that Aqualad had to be blushing. Mischievous eyes settled on him and Conner could tell it wasn't over just quite yet.

Kaldur sighed, voice deapan. "Baby, you know that I miss you, I wanna get wit you tonight but I can't now babyboy and that's the issue. Boy you know I miss you, I just wanna kiss you, but I can't right now so baby... kiss me through the phone."

There was a click, and the long silence that followed made the underwater coral cliff Aqualad had hidden himself behind to make the call in the first place seem all the more lonely. Instead of a dial tone, however, there was a light shuffling and then a distinctly smoochy noise. Conners' soft chuckle soothed his clenching stomach and he smiled.

"See you when I get home."

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Song lyrics are from Soulja Boy's song Kiss Me Through The Phone