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Ch.3- Mission Imposible 4
Sakura stared at Itachi who was still headbanging.
'Oh...Crap.'Sakura thought.'What am I going to do?'Sakura continued thinking.
Itachi finally felt someone's presence. "Come out, whoever you are."Itachi said harshly.
Sakura felt shivers ride up an down on her spine.
'Oh shit! I'd better leave now!"Sakura thought scared of what would happen if Itachi caught her.
Sakura did a hand sign and dissapeared with a few flowers suronding her twirling rapidly.
Just as Sakura dissapeared Itachi walked over to the window."Must of been my imagination."Itachi muttered darkly.
"What was your imagination nee-san?"A little Sasuke-kun asked behind Itachi. "Nothing."Itachi said putting two fingers
together and poking him on the forehead. Sasuke's hand flew to his forehead with a smile spread across his young face.
"Sasuke-kun! Itachi-kun! Time for dinner! Come on!"Itachi and Sasuke heard their mother Mikoto calling them.
"Coming!"Little Sasuke-kun rapidly replied running out the room and for the kitchen.
Itachi soon followed only walking casually unlike Sasuke who was having a race to the kitchen.
When Itachi entered the room Sasuke came running up to him. "I beat you nee-san!"Sasuke exclaimed happy at his accomplishment.
"Beat Itachi at what?"Fuguraku asked appearing at the doorway. "I beat Itachi in a race to the kitchen!"Sasuke said ever so proudly.
"Oh...I actually thought you did something meaning full."Fuguraku replied sitting down.
Sasuke's face dropped. 'I'm never appreciated.'Sasuke thought sitting down. Itachi stared at his brother.
Itachi was pissed off.He glared at his father and sat down grumpily. Mikoto served their food and they ate in a
quiet akward silence.
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With The Girls:
"Itachi has your iPod!"Ino blurted out surprised. "Yeah."Sakura said nodding her head.
"How are you going to get it back?"Hinata asked.
"I have a plan, don't worry!"Sakura said back to Hinata.
"Do you want us to help?"TenTen asked.
"Yeah we'll totally kick his pretty boy ass!"Temari said clenching her fist together.
"No. I got it! Don't worry!"Sakura replied smiling.
"More importantly did you guys get jobs yet?"Sakura asked everyone except Hinata.
"Errrr...No, but we will soon!"TeTen replied hastily.
"Hinata and I are working at the ramen bar."Sakura replied.
"Oh."Temari replied. "We can work there also!"Ino happily chirped.
"No you baka! If we work at the same place and people become suspicious it will be easier for
the ANBU black ops ninja to track us and capture us!"Sakura said holding her finger out telling Ino.
"Oh...Well where are we going to work?!"Ino blurted out.
"SHHHHH!!!!!"Temari said covering her big mouth with her small hand.
Movements were heard upstairs. "What was that honey?"Mrs.Yamanaka asked.
"I don't know dearest."Ino's father replied.
"Do you know Ino?"The father asked little Ino.
"Nope!"Little Ino replied oddly happy. Little Ino threw her hands in the air.
"I have great news though!"Little Ino yelled.
"What is it honey?"Mrs.Yamanaka asked Ino.
"I met a little girl with odd pink hair who's really pretty! She's shy,timid, and low on confidence but I consider
her my best friend forever!"Little Ino said practically yelling it out.
"Oh is this so? How nice."Mrs.Yamanaka replied.
"So how's the future husband of my little child doing?"Mr. Yamanaka asked nudging little Ino.
"S-S-Shikamaru i-is p-perfectly fine!"Little Ino replied stuttering shyly while blushing. They could tell she
was blushing because Ino had stammered greatly and the Ino they were down in the room with
was blushing like a ripe tomato! The rest of the girls were snickering.
"Thats good."Mr.Yamanaka replied smirking. Teasing his daughter was very funny.
The first time Ino had told him about Shikamaru he started teasing Ino and she
was very flustered.
The past Yamanaka family ate their dinner and went to bed.
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2 Hous Later- The secret room:
"Thats SOOOOO KAWAII!!!!"Hinata whispered hyper. They were still talking about the little chat they heard earlier.
"SHUT UP!!!!!!!"Ino whispered harshly to Hinata. Hinata pouted.
"I was just kidding!"Hinata muttered still pouting.
"Come on girls! Stop fighting! We have a long day tommorow!"Sakura whispered to them all.
The girls nodded and headed for bed.
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The Next Day:
"Shit we're late!"Sakura yelled running out the door of the secret room, Hinata following.
Sakura and Hinata ran through the streets. Hinata inserted chackra into her feet and was running way faster than Sakura.
"WAIT UP DAMNIT!"Sakura yelled to Hinata who was still gaining speed. "Insert chackra into your feet then smart one!"Hinata
yelled still WAY in front of Sakura. 'She's going to hurt someone if she keeps running that fast!'Sakura thought
hoping no one would fall victim to Hinata's stampede. As if on cue a little boy ran in front of Hinata.
"I can't STOP!!!!! AGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!"Hinata yelled. She tripped over the little boy and the both went tumbling down.
"Hinata!"Sakura yelled worried about her friend and the little boy.
Sakura ran over. "Are you okay?"Sakura asked both of them. The little boy stood up.
Hinata stood up slowly after him. "I'm sorry!"Hinata quickly said. "It's okay!"He replied.
Sakura and Hinata looked at him. Blonde hair and a blue ahirt with a design on it with white pants
and the classic blue ninja shoes. "Whats your name?"Hinata asked the little boy.
"Naruto Uzumaki! The future hokage of Konoha! Believe it!"He replied happily.
Hinata and Sakura sweat dropped. 'He's acts like he's on MORE steroids when he's younger, oh terrific!'Sakura thought.
'I'm in love with someone who's even on crack or steroids one of the two, oh boy... LONG years coming up
for me.'Hinata thought sourly. Little Naruto walked over to Hinata.
"Hey your REALLY pretty you know that?!"Little Naruto said to her excited.
"Ummmm... Thank you, I think?"Hinata replied. Naruto smiled a huge disturbing smile.
He clapsed his little hand over Hinata's femine ones.
"Then it's settled we're going to marry and have 7 to 8 children who all love ramen and have great looks! Just like their daddy!"
Naruto yelled happily at Hinata. "WHAT?!!?!?!?!?!"Hinata yelled. She fell over from shock and was twitching.
Sakura fell over a LONG time ago. Sakura regained her composure and walked over to the stunned Hinata and the
over the counter drug user little Naruto. "Ummmm...Naruto-kun we have to go to work!"Sakura said to him.
She grabbed Hinata and ran like hell. "Hey! WAIIIITTT!! We need to discuss our wedding plans!"Little Naruto
yelled attemting to chase after them. Fortunetly someone came up behind Naruto.
"NARUUUTOOOO!! Why aren't you in class?!"A dolphin haired man yelled at Naruto.
"Iruka-sensei I uhhhh... I saw a ninja monkey from another demension who cuts himself glide down this street and I HAD
to see him!!!!!!"Naruto yelled scratching the back of his head. Iruka slapped his face.
'I'm always in charge of the dumbasses.'Iruka thought ticked off. He took out a 32 foot rope and tied Naruto up
like a dog and dragged him back to the Academy. "Lets GO!!"Iruka yelled tugging at the rope.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I have to see my wife damnit!!!!!!!!!"Naruto yelled tugging his end of the rope.
"Don't say damnit your too damn young!"Iruka yelled at him and he tugged harder on his end of the rope.
That is what started the 8 hour tug-a-war session between Iruka and Naruto.
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At The Ramen Bar:
"OMFCARROTS!! What just happened?!"Hinata demanded.
"Oh nothing, just that... NARUTO FRICKIN PROPOSED TO YOU AND YOU PRACTICALLY SAID YES DAMNIT!!!!!!"Sakura yelled at
Hinata. Hinata fainted. 'Looks like I'm doing double time today.'Sakura thought.
Sakura put on her work uniform and begen working.
2 Hours Later:
Sakura's shift almost was over. Sakura was pretty pissed off though.
23 pervets, 5 most likely insane pervets, and 90 visits from Naruto asking wheere his 'wife' was.
Hinata stirred behind Sakura. Sakura looked back.
"Finally awake?"Sakura asked. Hinata nodded.
"I had the scariest frickin dream though, Naruto and I became married in some random street and you were there. The scariest part though
was when I turned to Naruto to say I do I looked at him and it turned out to be Neji with his head and hair only while the rest of
him was a PetCo hamster! Scary right?"Hinata asked.
"Hinata... Naruto proposed to you I WAS there he was perfectly normal though except he was 5 to 7 years old."Sakura calmly
informed her. "OMFCARROTS!!!! MY MIND HAS BEEN TAINTED!!!!!!!! TAINTED I TELL YOU! TAINTED!!!!!!!!!!!"Hinata yelled out
their customers were ALL very frightened of her.
"Are you done spazing out yet?"Sakura asked her. Hinata looked at her. "Ehhhh... Sorry!"Hinata said scratching the back of her
head. Sakura sighed. "Okay then, Hinata I have to go steal my iPod back from Itachi so YOU have to run the bar. Okay?"Sakura said
plainly. Hinat gaped. "Your so calm! Usuallly your spazing out1"Hinata replied.
"Thanks Hinata! Thats JUST the support I need!"Sakura said sarcasticly.
Sakura waved Hinata goodbye and left.
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The Uchiha District- With Sakura:
Sakura snuck around back. She looked for Itachi's house. 'Oh...CRAP! I forgot which house is their's! NOOOOOOOO! This is going to take
forever!!!!!!!!!'Sakura thought panicking.
Lets leave our little Sakura to find the RIGHT house if possible.
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With Itachi:
Itachi had ANOTHER pain in the ass day. 'Stupid fuckin day! Stupid fuckin village! Why the fuck do I even live here!
This village DESERVES to die!'Itachi thought pissed off. His father had made him get up at three in the morning to do
some worthless mission. He even promised Sasuke he help him practice with real kunais all of that missed just so
he could get stabbed in the shoulder, break his promise with his brother, disapoint himself, get himself in a crappy
mood, and get nagged by his father about how much he sucks just because he was stabbed ONE time in the shoulder
when all the other ninja on the team were in the hospital in deadly status. Itachi entered the house.
He immediately went to his room. He didn't even bother closing the door. He turned on that girls iPod and sighed.
Itachi lied on his bed his hands folded behind his head.
He was listening to a random playlists. Korn was currently on with his oh so favorite song
DEAD BODIES EVERWHERE! Itachi smirked. 'Too bad this isn't reality.'He thought.
The song soon ended to Itachi's distaste. The next song came on. Itachi hauled himself off his bed.
The song began to play...
Be my bad boy! Be my bad boy! Be my weekend lover just don't be my friend!
Cascada sung. Itachi began walking slowly over to the iPod to change the song.
Fugaku just happened to walk by the Itachi's room which the door was open.
Be my bad boy! Cascada sung.
Fugaku froze with his left foot sticking out in front of him ready to walk.
The lyrics echoed over and over in his head.
Fugaku looked in Itachi's room.
He coughed. Cascada sung in the background. Itachi looked at him hate in his eyes.
"Two sticks don't make an Uchiha. Remember that Itachi."Fugaku said and left.
Itachi's mouth fell to the ground. 'Did he just... MAKE A SEX COMMENT!!!!!!'Itachi thought his mouth still glued to
the ground.
Itachi QUICKLY changed the song. 'I can never sleep at night now. NEVER.'Itachi thought.
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With Sakura:
Sakura finally found the RIGHT house. Sakura missed our little father son moment though.
Sakura peeped in on Itachi's room. Itachi was just lying on his bed. Sakura saw his parents
leave the house a short time ago. 'Time to put my plan into action. Sakura disguised
herself as a man with brown hair green eyes who was going around selling 'stuff'.
Sakura made a shadow clone of her regular self next and began her elaborent plan.
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With Itachi:
'KNOCK KNOCK' Itachi heard. Itachi walked over to the door and opened it.
"Who are you?"Itachi asked.
"I am..."Sakura tried to think of something. 'Oh shit! I forgot to name myself! Uhhhh... CAL! Yeah thats what I'll call
myself!'Sakura thought frantacilly.
"You are..."Itachi asked.
"Cal. The names Cal just Cal."'Cal' replied.
"Okay Cal why are you hear?"Itachi asked.
"I'm here to... sell. Yeah SELL!" 'Cal'(Sakura) replied.
"We don't want any."Itachi said back to her and began closing the door.
'Cal' (Sakura) stuck her foot in the doorway.
'I need to give my shadow clone time to retrieve my iPod!'Sakura thought.
"You buy now or I'll rape you!"'Cal' (Sakura) said to her actual determination in her face.
"You'll WHAT?!"Itachi demanded his eyes widened slightly.
Little Sasuke walked up behind Itachi.
"Nee-san, who is he?"Little Sasuke asked pointing to 'Cal' (Sakura).
"No one important!"Itachi replied rather quickly.
"You buy stuff now! Or I'll devirginize the kid!"'Cal'(Sakura) said pointing to Little Sasuke.
"YAY! I'm being devirginized! What does being devirginized mean Itachi?"Little Sasuke asked his
'big' brother.
Itachi's eyes widened in horror.
'Cal' (Sakura) looked behind the two brothers. She saw her shadow clone doing the Macarena victory Dance with
her iPod in the shadow clone's hand. 'Oh yeah! Score!' 'Cal' (Sakura) thought.
Sakura's inner was also doing the funky Macarena. 'Just a little longer!''Cal'(Sakura) thought.
"Come here lover! Time for a kiss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"'Cal' (Sakura) said. She grabbed Itachi's head and began pulling it
towards her. "I lovah you!"'Cal'(Sakura) exclaimed. 'SHIT! This dude is trying to k-i-s-s me!'Itachi thought.
'Cal'(Sakura) averted her eyes her shadow clone was out of the house just in time also.
Itachi pushed 'Cal' (Sakura) off of him.
"Stay the fuck away from here! You homo! Next time you come around here I'll kill you."Itachi yelled at our little friend.
'Cal' (Sakura) shrugged. "See ya tonight lovah!"'Cal' (Sakura) yelled at Itachi waving her hand goodbye.
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With Sakura:
Sakura met her shadow clone. "You got the goods?"She asked her shadow clone.
The shadow clone nodded and handed her the iPod. "Thanks!"Sakura said and ddismissed her shadow clone.
Sakura smiled. 'I finally got you back!'Sakura thought happily.
Sakura ran back to the hidden room.
"Everyone I got the iPod!"Sakura yelled to the girls.
"Did you really?!"Temari asked.
"Believe it!"Sakura said sticking her thumb out like Naruto in a victory stance.
"THATS NOT FUNNY SAKURA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Hinata yelled from her room.
Sakura smiled cheekily."I K-N-O-W!"Sakura said sing song like.
The rest of the girls had to hold Hinata back from tearing Sakura's head off and throwing it around like
hot potato. Sakura started playing a dance song. The rest of the girls sighed and began dancing.
'Another day another mistake!'Sakura thought wearily.
'Oh joy there's still tomorrow I have to survive also!' Sakura thought.
The girls continued dancing for awhile and then they went to bed.
To Be Continued...
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"I can't believe we were caught!"Ino whispered frantically.
"Me either!"Sakura reponded.
"Bring them in!"A voice boomed from behind the door.
The ANBU pushed them into the room. They all hit the floor.
"Now we will descide your punishment and were you will live!"The voice boomed.
The girls were fearfull. 'Shit! We're being seperated!'Sakura thought.
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