Sorry for being gone so long, but i'm baack!
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Chapter 3: The fight
As me and my sister where watching Yugioh with the cyberchase characters for a second day in a row as Matt, Inez, Jackie, Digit, Dr.Marbles, Officer Judy and Judge Trudy went up to Hacker's mansion (formerly Pegasus' mansion), Matt shouted:
"HACKER, GOT YO GREEN GODDAMN ASS DOWN HERE!!!"
"Shut up!" Ordered Officer Judy
"Listen you old contruy bitch, don't fucking tell ME to shut up. Look, just because you're a damn officer in Stupid Flats doesn't mean you can fucking boss me around, and besides, I don't listen to purple people like yourself. I'm Matt Washington, so watch yo back, i'm from the ghetto!" Matt leactured.
"Excuse me?" snapped Jackie, grabbing Matt by the collar. "i'm from the ghetto, not you. Say one more thing about ghettos and black people, i'm gonna shove your white ass down Washington Blvd. to the CHA housing where I live and i'll have all the black people beat the crap outta you, got that white-boy? Damn racist!" Jackie continued, putting Matt down.
"I think you're the racist, Jackie." said Dr. Marbles.
"You know something, Dr. I lost my Marbles? I would shut up before I throw your French ass down Logan Blvd. and let all the hispanics beat your stupid ass. No, actually, go home and pack your stuff, then go back to France." Jackie said.
"I never said anythin' to Matt, so i'm gonna say it now. Matt, you a son of bitch who acts like some hickey punkass tryin' to ruin Senseible Flats with your stupid litt' stuff 'gainst Hacky, so shut your little behind up, 'kay?" Said Officer Judy.
"EVERYONE STOP FIGHTING FOR CHRIST SAKES!" Yelled Digit.
"Shut the hell up you holy bird," said Jackie.
"At least I go to church and worship our lord and saviour Jesus Christ, unlike you, roaming the streets all day and all night, with your ungodly self," replied Digit.
"You ugly bitch!" Matt yelled, punching Officer Judy.
"He bitchslapped her!" Inez cheered.
Meanwhile, inside Hacker's mansion...
"What the hell is going on outside, Buzz? I hear screaming, yelling and punching alot," Hacker said.
"I'll go outside and check," said the midget.
"Take Delete with you. DELETE, GET YOUR SHOES ON AND GO WITH BUZZ OUTSIDE!" Hacker said, then screamed.
"Coming boss!" Delete said.
"Buzz, please just don't go out there to do whatever, but check what's going on," Hacker said calmy.
"Alright. Come on, DeDe," Buzz said, going outside with Delete.
"Wicked, you can come in now, you hotass," Hacker said, flirting
"Alright bebe. Let's get it on," Wicked said, getting on top of Hacker.
"Yummm," Hacker said.
The two made love for about 5 minutes in the living room, then went to Hacker's bed, where they made love all night long.
"So you're telling that Hacker got laid and I didn't, Inez?"
"Yeah Matt, that's what i'm saying,"
"Hey, about you lay me, Nezzie?"
"DON'T CALL ME NEEZIE, and no, i'm with Slider, you playa,"
"Fuck you then you whore,"
"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE THEN!"
"Fine!"
And with that, Matt left her house, glaring and walking fast all the while.
