Disclaimer: I don't own POT and the Pair Puri books.
Warning: Hints of Ryosaku since I love Ryosaku too much. They're so cute!
A/N: I'll update this when I feel like it. Sorry. I'm kinda hooked on my other story xD
Chapter Three: Pair Puri 3
"Pair Puri Volume Three." Ryoma muttered as he read the title.
"Pair Puri Volume Three?" The rest repeated.
"Yeah. Pair Puri Volume Three. Are you all deaf?" Ryoma asked, annoyed. The rest just sweatdropped.
"We're only repeating it to add to the drama that we found the book you know nya." Eiji cheekily said.
"Anyway, let's open it! I can't wait to see the juicy secrets behind that book." Momo shouted as he somehow drooled over the book.
Members of Room 206 except Kintarou and Momo and Eiji crowded around the book. Ryoma flipped to a certain page and they found themselves on the character profile.
Oshitari Yuushi
Favorite Type: Someone with pretty legs
"..." was their reaction.
"Oshitari-san's..." Ryoma started.
"He's a pervert huh." Momo finished.
Oshitari Kenya
Allowance Spending Habits: money for buying hair bleach
"..." was their reaction again.
"Shitenhouji's Oshitari..." Eiji started.
"I didn't know his hair was bleached." Yuuta finished. Then they imagined Kenya with blue hair like Yuushi and shook their heads to erase their thoughts.
Favorite Type: Someone innocent
"Oh! Maybe we should introduce Kenya-san to Ryuzaki-chan!" Momo exclaimed. Ryoma instantly glared at Momo and Momo and Eiji backed away. Yuuta and Krauser just looked at them confused.
"Okay, okay. Sheesh. So protective of your girlfriend." Momo teased.
"Echizen has a girlfriend?" Yuuta asked, somehow interested.
"She's not my girlfriend." Ryoma stated as he flipped a page. It was turned to the cousins' school life. They read a certain part of Kenya's schedule.
22:30 After showering a second time, starts reading manga
22:33 Goes to bed
"..." was their reaction again, again.
"Kenya-san..." Momo started.
"Showers for three minutes plus reading manga in those three minutes." Yuuta finished. They all deadpanned. What kind of a shower is that?
Just then, Kintaro came barging in. Everyone flinched at the loud sound and turned to look at the door.
"I have come to a conclusion that Shiraishi's poisonous hand is not murderous!" Kintaro shouted at them. They all sweatdropped. What the heck is this weirdo thinking? Then, Kintarou noticed the book they're reading.
"You still have that book?" Kintaro asked.
"It's a different version. It's Kenya-san and Oshitari-san's version." Momo answered Kintaro's question. Kintaro's eyes sparkled.
"Oh! I wanna see Kenya's!" Kintaro exclaimed as he skipped towards them. They read the certain page about Kenya and Yuushi's cousin talk.
Kenya: Are you okay, super rookie? It's too early for you to grow senile.
Ryoma: I don't want to be told that from a speed idiot like you.
Yuushi: Such impudent talk from you just like usual, muga (self-actualization) youngster.
Ryoma: Same goes for you, fake Fuji-senpai.
"Koshimae's so disrespectful." Kintaro commented.
"You're disrespectful yourself. Not calling your senpai-tachi, senpai." Ryoma countered. Kintaro pouted. Eiji flipped the page and pointed at that page.
"Oh! This is my favorite part!" Eiji exclaimed as he pointed to the words, Words for the Two.
Oshitari-sempai, those glasses look broken, yet you're still wearing them. I wonder why... (Ootori)
"Ootori's so clueless that it's kind of cute nya." Eiji commented.
Kenya! Go and buy yakisoba bread for me! Oh, you're back already. I can only depend on you after all! (Osamu)
"We always order Kenya around for stuff like that." Kintaro proudly said while having a fist on his chest.
"Poor Kenya-san. Being ordered like a slave in their team." Momo sighed. Everyone joined in sighing.
Kenya's cousin, when he takes off his glasses, he transforms into a super hero! Shiraishi told me that! (Kintarou)
"..." was their reaction except Kintaro again, again, again.
"Here's another clueless one." Yuuta commented.
"It's more like an idiot." Ryoma added. Kintaro just tilted his head to the side wondering what they're talking about.
Kenya-kun is Skanda! Abduct me with that speed! (Koharu) [Are you cheating on me! by Hitouji]
"..." was their reaction again, again, again, again.
"We seem to be getting a lot of reactions like that with this book." Momo pointed out. The rest of them nodded.
It's fine that you like twirling your pen around, but stop letting your pen fly this way! It's super dangerous! (Shiraishi)
"Shitenhouji's full of weirdos." Yuuta commented. Everyone nodded even Kintaro. Then Kintaro realized he's also from Shitenhouji.
"Hey! That's not true!" Kintaro exclaimed but they ignored him and continue reading.
Your glasses don't have a prescription! Glasses are not for deceiving people, and they're definitely not fashion tools! (Tezuka)
"Nya. Tezuka's really strict even in small details like that." Eiji sighed. Momo and Ryoma nodded and sighed as well.
Oshitari-san is actually a passionate person. To be acknowledged by such a person makes me pretty happy. (Momoshiro)
"I just noticed that in all those books I've read, Momo-senpai's respectful and decent in his comments." Ryoma commented while having a smirk.
"What can I say? I'm a nice guy." Momo bragged. Eiji and Ryoma huddled together facing away from Momo while whispering, "Not really. Not really."
Your techniques, they're all copies of other people's. Hm? What? Why are you looking at me like I'm not allowed to say that? (Ryoma)
"I still don't get why you're looking at me like that." Ryoma asked.
"Aren't your techniques a copy too?" Momo asked with a bored look at Ryoma.
"Yeah nya. Muga no Kyouchi uses others' techniques." Eiji added.
"Yeah and I heard from the shop owner that you and Ryuzaki-chan went to that your techniques are your father's copy." Momo added. Ryoma glared at Momo.
"So you did follow us that time." Ryoma said with a deadly glare and scary voice. Momo sweatdropped.
"Oops." Momo ran away outside before Ryoma could kill him but he was too late as Ryoma served a ball to Momo hitting him squarely on the head, making him faint.
"Nya! You and Ryuzaki-chan went on a date? I want to see that too!" Eiji exclaimed. Ryoma just transferred his death glare from Momo to Eiji and Eiji immediately shut up. Yuuta, Kintaro and Krauser sweatdropped at the scene. Kintaro turned his attention back to the book and widened his eyes.
"Oh! Look! Look at this!" Kintaro shouted at them pointing to something in the book.
Echizen Ryoma (Seigaku)
If I can only nominate one person, it has to be Echizen Ryoma. He remembered the spirit of enjoying tennis. (Yukimura)
Only when you limit it to the middle school players. Among them, there was only rough and flashy, low level tennis. (Tokugawa)
Tooyama Kintarou (Shitenhouji)
Tooyama Kintarou. In the one point match during the semifinals, it seems that Echizen also felt something from Tooyama. (Tezuka)
If we're talking about first years, then it's Tooyama Kintarou. Even though he's only a middle schooler, he's a guy who plays some interesting tennis. (Oni)
"Ooh! Tezuka chose Tooyama than you ochibi!" Eiji said, surprised at the revelation.
"Tokugawa-san and Oni-san also commented." Yuuta said looking surprised.
"We had an unofficial match with them." Ryoma said as he tipped his cap down.
"Yeah! They were crazy strong! We lost real bad!" Kintaro exclaimed in a joyful tone.
"You still look happy though even if you both lost." Krauser commented in broken Japanese. Ryoma and Kintaro nodded.
"We'll both get stronger and defeat them someday!" Ryoma and Kintaro said with determination in their voices.
They then got to the page of the witness talk.
Witness: F-san (Yuuta)
What are they talking about, I don't even understand a single thing.
Aniki is truly...impressive?
(to the picture of Kura/Fuji/Yuki and their beloved plants)
"Nya. Fujiko invited me and Momo to their room last time but after hearing Shiraishi talking about poisonous plants with Yukimura, me and Momo declined and ran away from the cursed room." Eiji's face fell as he remembered what happened.
"P-Poison..." Kintaro said, his voice shaking but they all ignored him once again.
Witness: T-san (Kin-chan)
The Trickster is actually a magician!
When my leg got injured, Niou passed by and sang "Chichin Puri Puri". I was shocked! My leg wasn't hurt anymore!
"..." was their reaction once again.
"He's more than stupid now." Ryoma commented and they all nodded in agreement.
Eiji then turned on a page and shouted.
"Look at this! Look at this! A compability fortune telling! And they used ochibi and Ryuzaki-chan as an example!" With Eiji shouting like that, Momo and Kintaro snapped back to reality and got interested.
"Really? I wanna see!" Momo shouted as he ran back inside the room but not before bumping his head on the door out of dizziness.
"The onigiri girl? I wanna see my compability with her!" Kintaro exclaimed, not knowing of the danger that will happen by saying that. Ryoma just facepalmed.
Sakuno and Ryoma's destiny number is 5.
Destiny number 1: the eternal Synchro pair Compatibility 99%
Destiny number 2: mutual Tezuka zone Compatibility 90%
Destiny number 3: dash and I formation Compatibility 80%
Destiny number 4: the copying power of love Compatibility 75%
Destiny number 5: the Hyoutei chant of love Compatibility 75%
Destiny number 6: Saiki Kanpatsu no Kiwami couple Compatibility 60%
Destiny number 7: 1 person doubles Compatibility 50%
Destiny number 8: mutual Tezuka phantom Compatibility 40%
Destiny number 9: the tennis of the Child of God Compatibility 25%
"It's said here that your compability with that girl is good and that you support each other." Yuuta bluntly read from the book.
"Of course they're compatible! Ochibi always supports Ryuzaki-chan like helping her with her tennis nya!" Eiji exclaimed, clearly interested in the topic.
"It must be nice to have a girlfriend." Zaizen appeared outside while tampering with his cellphone. Ryoma immediately looked at Zaizen dangerously.
"Don't even try putting that in your blog." Ryoma said in a dangerous tone. Zaizen looked at Ryoma with a smirk.
"Too late. I already did." Zaizen said and then ran away from Ryoma. Ryoma vein popped and chased after Zaizen.
"Delete that post this instant!" Ryoma's last words.
"But seriously though, what's with the names? Especially this 'mutual Tezuka zone' and 'mutual Tezuka phantom'" Momo said as he laughed.
Eiji also joined in the laughing, "Yeah and this 'Hyoutei chant of love'."
Meanwhile with Kintaro,
"Ne, ne, teach me how to write kanji. I can't know my compability with onigiri girl if I can't know how many strokes our names are." Kintaro asked Krauser. What a stupid guy to ask a foreign person.
"I-I don't know how to write in kanji. By the way, what's kanji?" Krauser said in broken Japanese.
"Ne, Tooyama. Do you even know Ryuzaki-chan's full name?" Eiji asked in curiosity. For some reason, he senses something stupid will come out of the boy's mouth.
Kintaro just nodded, "Yeah! Onigiri girl!" Eiji and Yuuta sweatdropped.
'He's thinking of writing the kanji of onigiri girl than her full name huh.'
~xoxoxoxo~
Marui was walking casually along the corridor while hearing random shouts of someone saying, "Delete that post this instant!" kind of stuff. Marui just ignored it and blew a bubble from his bubblegum.
"Marui-senpai!" Marui turned around to see Kirihara running towards him.
"What is it, Akaya?" Marui asked as Kirihara stopped in front of Marui panting.
"I found this book that has Niou-senpai and the acrobatic guy from Seigaku in the cover." Kirihara said as he handed a book to Marui.
"I know this book." Marui said. "Akaya, want to read it together? It's a fun book." Marui offered with a smirk. An evil smirk. Kirihara somehow got scared of Marui's expression and nodded vigorously. Marui walked away finding a good spot to read in silence. Kirihara just followed behind meekly.
"That Pair Puri Volume Four, I wonder what's inside it to make Marui-senpai have this creepy smirk off his face."
