Since the last song was short, and I now have more songs than there are days until Christmas, I'll put up two today.
Poor Bruce, all he really wants is to be normal again. Tune: All I Want for Christmas in My Two Front Teeth

All I Want

All I want for Christmas is the Hulk to leave,
the Hulk to leave,
just the Hulk to leave
Gee, if I could only get the Hulk to leave,
Then I could have a normal Christmas.

It seems so long since I could be
Cheerful or contented or delighted.
Gosh, oh me, how happy I'd be,
if I could get excited!

All I want for Christmas is the Hulk to leave,
the Hulk to leave,
just the Hulk to leave
Gee, if I could only get the Hulk to leave,
Then I could have a normal Christmas.