Oh No He Didn't
Note: This is chapter three. Okay so Gohan doesn't remember about saving the raven hair girl much, and he doesn't know that Hercule took his credit. I want to thank gahanssj2x, Prats 'R' us, ultimatedragonballzfan, Aaron Leach and nartp2 for their reviews.
"This"—Talking
"This"—Thinking
"This"—Goku Talking
Disclaimer: I don't own Dragon Ball Z; it belongs to its creator.
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Oh No He Didn't
Chapter 3: Welcome to High School
Four Years Later
It had been four years for our favorite Demi-Saiyan and Gohan was now a man of 18 years. He thanks to Chi-Chi and Bulma drilling his head with information when he was a kid is a genius. Gohan was able to battle Bulma and Dr. Brief's in the brain department. When Gohan didn't spend his time taking care of the two devils or training he would lock himself in one of the labs building new invention's for Capsule Corp. being one of the main inventors with Bulma and her Father he owned 30% of Capsule Corp. it also made Gohan, Bulma's right hand in anything related to the company. But it was kept in a low profile (Gohan hates attention).
In all the time in training Gohan had become stronger than all the Z-fighters. Gohan also in a bout of rebellion grew out his tail but it wasn't sensitive for Vegeta had trained him to make it that way.
To Bulma's dismay though Gohan had learned too well from Vegeta that he had even wore the same scowl. The only advantage Gohan was still nice, but he got annoyed quickly, his ace stayed emotionless most of the time. That some of the Z-Fighters did get freaked out.
Goten and Trunks had turn into very fine cute little kids. Except for the occasional prank that made all the employees of Capsule Corp to dub them Devil 1(Trunks) and Devil 2(Goten). The only three people that could get them to calm down were Gohan, Vegeta and Bulma it made all the employees very afraid.
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For the past few months Bulma had begun to notice that Gohan had no friends his age. She felt bad about it, because she knew that he couldn't relate well to people. She had decided to fix it. so she enrolled him into High School, she had to trick Gohan into doing the entrance exams, she was thanking that Gohan sometimes let his guard down and couldn't tell. She just had no way of telling him, Bulma knew that Gohan would blow a casket so she would have to have Vegeta near just in-case. It came to mind where it would be perfect to tell him.
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At Dinner
Dinner time came and the Saiyans were eating their fill. Bulma was sweating bullets thought-not that the boys noticed- except for Vegeta. Who in turn gave her a glare telling her to calm the heck down but she couldn't.
When the Saiyans finished their dinner just like Bulma and she knew they would pay attention conversation began.
"Gohan there is something I need to tell you." Bulma said looking at Gohan.
"Sure, what is it Bulma?" Gohan asked.
"Yourgoingtohighschool." Bulma said too fast for even their Saiyan ears to understand. Gohan and all the other were dumbstruck because they didn't understand.
"What did you say Bulma?" Gohan asked. "Sorry, I didn't get it." he shrugged as Bulma took a deep breath and tried to begin again.
"Gohan I have noticed that you have no friends your age." She said and Gohan looked at her weird not really caring about having friends his age. "So to help your social life I have enrolled you into Orange Star High School." Bulma let it out. The room was quiet that someone could have heard a pin drop. It didn't last long though.
"WHAT?" Gohan screamed. His mind was reeling 'what the heck was Bulma thinking sending him to high school?' he swore that his Father was laughing his head off in the Otherworld.
"I'm sending you to High School, before you start Gohan this will be good for you and I know Chi-Chi would have loved it." Bulma said knowing very well she was playing the 'mom card' to convince him. Gohan sighed he hated when Bulma played the Chi-Chi card on him.
"Fine, but I'm not happy about this." Gohan said as coldly as he could. Vegeta was chuckling silently as Gohan's reaction. Knowing he wouldn't be able to change her mind Gohan stood up and went to his room.
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Gohan's Room
Gohan sat on his bed hoping he could reach his Father at the moment because he really needed him now.
"Dad, are you there?" Gohan began.
"Yes, hey Gohan you look down." Goku told him. "Is something wrong?"
"I'm going to High School thanks to Bulma." He said.
"Really, that's great your mom would be proud so proud of you. You know how she has always been about the school thing." Goku told him seriously and not because Chi-Chi was standing next to him with a frying pan in hand. How she got that he would never know?
"You really think this is a good idea?" Gohan asked.
"Yes I do, now I'll let you go for Goten is about to go to sleep and I want to wish him good-night." Goku told him.
"Alright, goodnight." He said quietly, he was smiling as he remembered the first time Goten heard Goku.
-Flashback—
Gohan had been sleeping quite peacefully after a night of training. When all of a sudden Goten came barging into his room crying. It didn't help that it was raining cats and dogs outside. Standing up quickly Gohan pulled Goten into his arms.
"What's wrong Goten?" he asked while rubbing Goten's back. "Why are you crying?" Goten gave him a watery puppy eye look.
"There was a ghost talking to me." Gohan was taken aback by this. Then something came to mind.
"Goten there is nothing to be scared of." He said as Goten wrapped himself in Gohan's torso. "What did this person say to you?" he asked.
"He said that he loved me and that mommy loved me too." Goten said through his crying. Gohan smiled at this though.
"Goten do you remember what I told you a while back?" Gohan asked when Goten shook his head 'no' he sighed. "Goten the person talking to you is our Dad remember I say he would be talking to you soon." Gohan cleaned Goten's tears as he looked at him hopefully.
"Really?" Goten asked.
"Yeah, really I'm very sorry if I scared you son." Goku broke in. Goten smiled brightly and looked at Gohan with curiosity.
"Hey, Daddy." Goten said it caused Gohan to chuckle.
"Goten you have to talk to him in your mind." Gohan told him, but both could hear Goku's chuckle bouncing in the walls.
"Oh." Goten whispered. "Hey, Daddy." He thought.
"Hello, son." Seeing that Goten got used to the conversation fast Gohan smiled. It took a few minutes before Goten finished talking to Goku. When he did Goten look at Gohan.
"Um…Gohan can Trunks hear our Daddy too?" Goten asked.
"Nope, squirt only you and I." Gohan told him. "Now Goten you have to please promise me that you won't tell anyone."
"I promise, big brother." Goten said giving Gohan that nice smile. Gohan smiled back as Goten climbed off him and went back to his room.
-End of Flashback—
Gohan could still remember that night clearly and the Son boys always shared knowing smiles when Goku talked to them. No one noticed except for Dende and Piccolo but they never said anything.
Falling asleep Gohan couldn't help but worry about the coming school day. He didn't know what it was like and he didn't want to go for two reasons; one he would have to act normal and two he was already smart.
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The First Day
Gohan slept peacefully, until the Two Devils came in and began to jump on his bed and stomach.
"WAKE UP, GOHAN." They screamed in unison. Gohan woke up used to the routine and threw them to the wall. He sighed and went to take a shower and change. Coming out of his closet-which thanks to Bulma was filled with nice clothes besides fighting-gi- he looked like a badass. He wore black jeans, with boots similar to Goku's except in black but still with the gold lining, he wore a red tank-top with a black jacket on top. Looking himself in the mirror he gave his look a grunt. On the jacket the Orange Star pin all students had to wear was pinned on the bottom. Across his body was a black book bag (not yellow).
Going downstairs he saw everyone and they began to eat breakfast. Trunks and Goten were also dressed ready for school. It made Gohan kind of happy that they were going to suffer like him. As they ate up a storm things were calm. Bunny gave each of the boys their capsules for lunch and Bulma smiled at them.
"Gohan, remember to be careful." Bulma told him.
"Okay, Bulma I'll try." Gohan snapped a bit.
"Good-luck, brat." Vegeta sweetly told him. With that Gohan left toward flying toward Satan City. But in his book-bag he had a capsule that had his car inside (Didn't think I would make him walk?)
Half-way he heard gun-shots. Gohan rolled his eyes at the early bank robbery. They didn't have that much crime in West City which he recalled was Vegeta's doing. After someone tried to rob near his home Vegata had scared the criminals really bad. From what he saw the police were having a hard-time he decided to help.
Turning Super-Saiyan, Gohan went above the bad guys and being near he could hear the conversation.
"Hey these cops are so useless, that we'll own the city in no time." One of the crooks with a shave head said.
"Not if I have something to say about it." Gohan spoke from above.
"Who said that?" the second crook with an eagle tattoo said. The third with a Mohawk began to look around.
"Yeah, who said that?" he asked.
"Come out punk so we can take you out with these fools." The first said. Gohan rolled his eyes.
"You look up, stupid." Gohan said and chuckle a bit when the four robber's gazes went up and screamed at seeing him there. Without really thinking they began to shoot at him, but Gohan caught every bullet with his bare hands. He got bored quickly so he went to the first and took him out. As their friend lay on the floor Gohan smirked at the others causing them to be afraid. They had gotten into the truck and were trying to get away. But Gohan wasn't having any of that. Shooting a small ki-blast he destroyed the wheels of the truck and caught the other three robbers easily. He gave them to the police. Before the police could question him, Gohan left not wanting the attention.
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Unaware to Gohan, a young woman with a baggy-white shirt, black motorcycle shorts and raven pigtails had just arrived at the scene. Videl looked around as the cops cleaned up the mess and she wondered 'who did this?' she walked to the Chief of Police to ask him.
"Excuse me, Chief but what happened?" she asked.
"Oh My God, you wouldn't believe it, if I told you some Golden Hair Warrior stopped the back robbery." The Chief said quite impress. "He came out of nowhere and shot some balls of light out of his hands." the Chief told her.
Videl was in shock, a Golden Warrior. 'It couldn't be him.' she thought.
"Chief, what did he look like?" She asked.
"Ah, well Videl we didn't get a good look at him." The Chief said. "The only thing I can tell you is he had golden hair and was wearing all black." Videl was saddened by this. As she left the Chief without another word her mind was going hay-wire.
She kept wondering if it was the boy that saved her and Erasa when they were fourteen. She was heading to school with these thoughts.
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School
In class Videl sat with her best friend Erasa and their friend Sharpner. Erasa like always was chatting away.
"OMG, did you hear Videl, there is a new student coming." She said. Videl paid no mind to the information.
She knew that if the information was true, that a new student was coming he or she would try to be friends with her because she was Hercule Satan's daughter.
The teacher got into class and cleared his throat to get their attention.
"Um…class I would like to announce that we have a new student joining us for the rest of the year." Mr. Clay said he was proud to have a student he could boast about. "I would also like to add this new student had perfect scores in his entrance exams, so you can learn something from him."
The whispers of "Nerd and Bookworm." Could be heard throughout the classroom. They didn't know that the 'New Student' could hear their whispers perfectly.
"Well boy come and introduce yourself." Mr. Clay said.
Once Gohan came in all the girls gasp and the jocks were sending jealous glares at him. Turning to the class with cold black eyes, Gohan stared at them.
"Hello, my name is Son Gohan." His voice was emotionless.
"Would you like to add something else, Gohan?" Mr. Clay said.
"No." Gohan answered. The teacher was taken aback by Gohan's attitude. He motioned him to take a seat without another word.
Gohan scanned the area and he saw a bubbly blond call him.
"Hey cutie there's a seat up here for you." She said pointing to an empty spot. Gohan went up seeing that there were no other seats in the room available. Arriving at the spot he sat down and the bubbly blond began talking.
"Hey, cutie my name is Erasa and this sitting next to me is Sharpner." Gohan offered a glance at Sharpner but didn't acknowledge him at all.
"Don't touch me nerd and we'll be fine." Sharpner told him. Erasa looked at the two but she already knew Sharpner's behavior.
"Anyways the person next to you is none other than Videl Satan herself." Erasa said, Videl really didn't want Erasa to say that. But to her surprise Gohan didn't say anything at all. Videl looked up at him, but he seemed to be paying attention to the class.
Gohan didn't even pay attention to the blond since she in a very creepy way reminded him of Bunny (Bulma's Mom) and that was weird. He did noticed when the raven haired girl turned to look at him. He just hoped this one didn't try to flirt like the blond one. He wasn't oblivious to the blond's intentions.
Hearing the lecture Gohan was bored out of his mind. He had already learned half of this stuff and it was boring. He wondered if Goten and Trunks felt this way since they were ahead of their class. During the class he wondered if Vegeta would train with him today. As time passed the bell rang, the same thoughts and boredom went all school-day long and he noticed to his annoyance that the blond girl and her friends were in all his classes.
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Lunch
Videl couldn't believe this guy was just ignoring her and he didn't even care that she was Hercules Daughter. For some weird reason she didn't like that. She felt weird about it. Because all she wanted was to be ignore because of her father. But this boy had changed that and she didn't like the feeling. In lunch she saw that the boy disappeared into thin air which bugged her.
Gohan was on the roof trying to eat his lunch that Bulma put in a capsule. He knew that people would think him weird if he ate with them. Especially when he remembered how people looked at him, Vegeta, Goten and Trunks when they went to eat at an all-you-can-eat-buffet.
After swallowing his food it came time for his class.
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P.E.
The last class passed quickly and like the others was considered boring to Gohan. Than P.E came (Tan, Tan, Tan). In this class they were able to wear anything they wanted. Of course Gohan decided on some black sweatpants and a tank-top. Coming outside the girls jaws dropped at his sight. They were going to play baseball, it didn't bother Gohan and they played. He was in Videl's team. The girl had continued to stare or glare at him for no reason at all.
"Wow, Gohan you got Videl mad at you." Erasa said innocently. Gohan gave her a weird look.
"Why?" he asked.
"Well I guess because she doesn't know you and you kind of seem to be ignoring her." Erasa stated as if it was the obvious.
"Why do I have to pay attention to her, she is just a normal girl." Gohan said a bit irritated. I came his turn to bat, but he didn't want to.
"Skip me, Videl." He said.
"What?" Videl said. A bit irritated. 'Who does he think he is?' Videl thought. First he ignores her and now he orders her to skip him.
"I said to skip me." Gohan said in monotone.
"I can't do that Gohan we'll get in trouble." Videl said.
"Fine." Gohan replied. Coming up to bat Sharpner tried to embarrass the new boy.
'I'm going to make you cower like a sissy.' Sharpener though. Then he threw the baseball at him. The baseball hit Gohan on the head and he didn't even feel it. But his classmates were staring at him in shock. Gohan dropped the bat and ran to first plate. He didn't want to play so he didn't even try to hit the ball. The game went on until it was time to change.
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Locker Rooms
Outside the lockers Sharpner was waiting for Gohan he didn't like the fact that he didn't cower from him like the other kids. When he saw that Gohan was coming out he got ready. The rest of the students knew what Sharpner was planning of doing and they began to circle them.
Gohan was weird-out because all the students were surrounding him for some weird reason. Then he looked at the blond headed male and Gohan groaned on the inside. He knew the guy didn't like him and that he threw the ball at his head on purpose. Trying to avoid conflict he went to the side to be blocked by Sharpner himself.
"Well 'Nerd-Boy' it's time I show you, whose boss." Gohan kept his face expressionless even though he wanted to laugh. Sharpner went at Gohan with all his strength but Gohan blocked all of his moves. To have fun Gohan let Sharpner hit him and next thing he saw was Sharpner jumping up and down in pain. Grabbing his hand he just stared at Gohan.
That's when Videl came from changing and saw Sharpner in pain and since he is one of her friends she asked.
"Who did this to you?"
"Nerd-boy." Videl turned to Gohan but he didn't show remorse or no emotion what so ever. It ticked her off.
"What the hell Gohan, you're new and have no right to do this especially to my frie…" Gohan cut her off.
"First of all, he started I didn't he thought it would be fun to bully the new kid. I just showed him otherwise and I didn't even touch him." Gohan said.
"I don't care, you're going to apologize." Videl ordered.
"No I am not." Was his reply and it send Videl to the edge.
"Who do you think you are, do you have any idea, who you are talking to?" Videl screamed.
"No nor do I care." Gohan replied annoyed.
"I am Videl Satan the daughter of Hercule Satan." Videl said.
"So." Gohan replied. Videl just looked at him like the rest of the kids standing there. He didn't know who Hercule Satan was? (OMG).
"My father is Hercule Satan the man that defeated CELL if it wasn't for him you wouldn't be alive you moron." Videl screamed. Gohan looked at her.
"What did you just say?" he asked and his voice had gone cold it made chills go down everyone's spine.
"I said my Father defeated Cell." Videl screamed again. Thankfully for everyone even if they didn't know it the bell rang.
Gohan left as fast as he could. His mind was racing. 'What, how could they?' he thought. Now a flash from his memory came and he remembered the man who was thrown out of the ring in the Cell Games. 'That Fool' in Gohan and some of the Z-fighters mind. Flying in the air he went to talk to Vegeta or he was going to kill someone mainly that fool.
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Capsule Corp.
In the Gravity Room, Vegeta was having his daily work out. Until he felt Gohan's Ki go a bit hay-wire. 'What's wrong with the brat now? He better not have kill anyone or I won't hear the end of it.' Vegeta thought. He didn't have to wait long for the answer for Gohan barged into the room.
"Vegeta!" Gohan screamed.
"What do you want brat?" Vegeta screamed. But he already could tell something bad had happened.
"Did you know?" Gohan asked.
"Know, what?" Vegeta asked but Gohan snapped a bit and slammed him into the wall.
"That someone took my credit for eating Cell, and that is was none other than that fool Hercule Satan." Gohan said. Vegeta understood, now what was wrong. He slammed Gohan into the wall.
"Yes, but the WOMAN, didn't want me to tell you, trust me it took all my strength not to kill that fool myself." Vegeta told him. Gohan calmed down a bit but he was still burning with anger.
"Alright, Vegeta tell Bulma I'm going to Dende's and I won't be coming back till tomorrow." Gohan said. Vegeta grunted but nodded.
Gohan left toward the Lookout for he knew that if he needed to train by himself or he was going to kill someone. And that someone would probably be Hercule Satan. He was no blood colded killer so that wouldn't be a good idea.
Arriving he didn't greet Dende. He just went into the chamber and began to train in there.
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Satan Mansion
Videl couldn't help but think of Gohan. She couldn't believe that he didn't know who her father was or who she was. But because of that her curiosity sparked.
"Who are you Son Gohan?" she asked no one.
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Note: End of Chapter 3.
