All Hail the Magic Teapot
Chapter 3
Greed
stood there with thought of biting Envy's head off while envy
continued to point and laugh at the piranha child. "Pride" seemed
to giggle under her hand as though she forgot fully of her own
appearance. While this is all going on, Gluttony walks in, steals a
jar of cookies with the note "Gluttony's Cookies" on it, and
walks out the kitchen.
"AHAHAAAAHAAA!!!" Envy yells with
furious come back for all the pranks Greed had pulled on him
throughout the years.
"Shut the hell up, Envy, I swear I will rip your arm of if you don't!" Greed yelled with a high pitched kid voice. Envy just laughed harder, and started rolling on the floor where he had a heart attack, losing one life.
"O-K," he said gasping for air still holding back his laughter. "Pride" holding her sides in from the hysterical scene. "I think I had my fun."
"Yeah, well shut up Palm Tree! You big fat meanie!!" Greed yelled viciously.
"Did you just say 'meanie'?" Envy asked with grin. "Is that all the little baby shark can say? Or should I say guppy?"
"Why you evil, back stabbing, son of a"- but he was cut off by the door bell.
"Who could that be?" Envy said as he held out his hand to block the little Greed from trying to hit him. He shoved the little piranha away and walked to the front door. As He opened it, a shrimp like person kicked it down on top of Envy and jumped on it.
It was Ed.
He stood there with bandages all over him, with cuts and bruises, but mostly burns. If you don't remember from the last chapter, Greed had a party at Roy's house and drew a picture of Ed saying:
It was all Ed's idea and not Greed's.
"Where are you Greed?!" He screamed as he transmuted a spear from the ground. "Because I am going to kick your homunculus ass so hard you wished you never were artificially created!!!!!"
During this entire rant, Greed hid behind "Pride" so that he could think of a plan. Plans weren't always the best thing he could make up, usually it was either Martel or even Kimbley (the betraying bastard he is) who came up with the ideas. But then, it hit him. No, it really hit him, a teacup hit him squarely in the middle of hi face.
"Owe!" Greed moaned as him took the teacup in his hands. Greed wanted took chuck it hard against the wall, the little anger management freak he is, but he thought otherwise. Ducking under the sink, as to not to be heard by the Nanoscopic red shrimp raging on about all the pain he suffered from getting beat up by Roy, when he finally spotted the teapot, poured some into the cup, ran very fast( unusually for him, because he never had such agility), and poured it down Ed's throat.
"What?" Ed gasped as a piranha shaped boy thing started pouring extremely hot tea down his throat. "What are you"- But it was too late. Ed was captured by the Teapots spell.
