The sakura petals gently fell from the pink trees making the atmosphere cheery and light. "Welcome ladies!" We all said in sync. It seemed like we always said everything in sync, which is really creepy if you ask me. Today was the flower viewing reception; though we weren't viewing many flowers. I had already been with the hosts for a few weeks, along with my fellow comrade, Hikari. Apparently I hit it off with the ladies once the two red-heads involved me in their famous "homo-sexual brotherly act". It was torture! Do you know how much I blushed?! I DON'T DO BLUSHING. BLUSHING IS NOT MY THING!
I was suddenly torn from my thoughts and dragged by the twins to a random table. Speaking of the devil or should I say devils? There were two girls right there. They all began talking about antiques apparently and something about Covent Garden and Portobello road. Some Portobello mushrooms sound good right about now. Speaking about food, wonder what I'm making for dinner...
I was snapped out of my delicious food daydream, to see that Kaoru had burned his finger. Oh boy, here we go...
"Kaoru!" The other said reaching for his brothers finger and beginning to suck on it (A/N:please don't think wrong). The girls watched intently as if watching yaoi or something else along those lines.
"Honestly Kaoru you have to be more careful. From now on keep your eyes on me, okay?" Insert barfing noises here.
"Yes, Hikaru."
I looked at them both and shook my head. It's not that I didn't find it attractive, it's that I didn't find it attractive. Why do girls get so worked up about this anyway?
"Ahhh, it's overwhelming, I can't take it!" If you can't take it go throw yourself in a hole.
The one with the bobbed haircut then spoke. "You have to watch this! You may not get another chance! Who knows when it'll happen again?" Well it always happens, so I seriously don't know what you're talking about. Suddenly four eyes appeared. "You're absolutely right mademoiselle..." What's up with the sparkly auras all of a sudden and the harp? "All beauty is fleeting, just take a look at these cherry blossoms, you'll never be able to see them this vibrant again..." He's up to those "get money quick" schemes. "And that's why I've compiled this picture book, which contain photos that capture the beauty of each passing day. Incidentally I've prepared similar books of the other hosts as well. And if you ladies are interested in collecting all five of them, I'll discount the whole set for you." He's definitely evil, but what bothers me is, when the hell did he take pictures.
Both girls rapidly raised their hands. Both saying "I'll take them!" I turned to the twins. "Well now we know how the club makes extra money."
"But I have to wonder.." Hikaru started.
"When did he take pictures of us?" Kaoru finished.
"I had the exact same question earlier."
Kyoya is honestly the ultimate stalker and trust me, I've been stalked before. I sat at the table next to the peppy girls. "Ayame-kun you have such a pretty name, but why is it a girl's?" I had almost forgotten that my name was a girl's name. "Well my mom kind of wanted a girl, but she said even if I were to be a boy she would still name me that. And as you can see that is my name as of the day I was born."
The girls looked at me with such happy expressions. "Well it really suits you. Say when is your birthday?"
The twins then butted in, "Yeah when is your birthday? You never told us, don't you love us Ayame" I never really told anyone my birthday-except for Hikari- I just found no use in telling someone, but it's all the same to me.
"No I don't and it's August 7th" They kind of stared at me a while.
"Isn't that when the star festival is held?" The on girl asked. I nodded. "Then we will be sure to buy you presents for your special day." The girls said. Funny how they don't really know me and would do such a kind thing. A few minutes later we were out over the field. Haruhi and I sighed, relieved. The girls were somewhere out of sight. Creeper blondie then appeared. Cue the pokemon music!
"Haruhi."
"Huh?"
"You having a good time?"
"Tamaki Senpai..."
"The flower viewing reception is going over quite well..."
I get a feeling he's too attached to her.
"...But even so, it's rather daunting to spend more time being admired than doing the admiring."
Boy would I agree.
"Oh wow senpai, you're blooming in more ways than one." I just nodded; I was too exhausted from the day.
"You noticed! Yes today my beauty is quite splendorous. I'm in full bloom. I bet you'll fall fall for me soon." A heart appeared out of no where. I sweat dropped while Haruhi's expression turned to an irritated one. How can this guy live such a carefree life?
The twins then took us a few feet away from the creep, "So Ayame, Haruhi, have you decided your elective courses for this term?" The gingers asked. "Now that I think about it, nope." I said looking at them both.
"How about conversational French?" Kaoru asked.
"I don't know." Haruhi said.
"It sounds complicated, besides, when am I ever going to go to France?"
Hikaru then spoke. "I think the four of us should take it together though , it makes perfect sense."
"We are in the same class" They said together. out of the corner of my eye I saw them looking over to Tamaki. I shrugged, it was none of my business.
"How about we look at some more while we're at it then." Hikaru and Kaoru said putting their arms on our shoulders. There were many interesting courses like German, Spanish, Photoshop, and all these others. I decided to go with Spanish since it sounded interesting. "So you're going with Spanish, huh?" Hikaru asked. I nodded and continued to look at the paper to see if I would change my mind.
-Over at Tamaki corner-(Note this is not Ayame)
Tamaki went to his so called emo corner, but this time it was the tree. He had been interrupted by the twins and his precious Haruhi had been taken away. He was talking to mommy aka Kyoya or the demon king if you will.
"Hey, mommy dear." The rich blonde said;well I can't say poor, I mean he's not poor in the least. Anywho let's go on with this narration of some sort.
"What is it now daddy?" Kyoya asked with his clip board in hand. Weird if you ask me. But I'm just a narrator so my opinion in this doesn't matter.
"I have a new theory," The blonde spoke. "I mean it's just my hypothesis," He looked over to the sparkling bunch.
"but it seems that by being in the same class Hikaru and Kaoru are able to spend more time with Haruhi than I get to here at the club. This gives them a chance to get close to her and if that happens..."
"Tamaki, you just now realized that?" Tamaki was stricken by lighting that came our of the blue.
Now it was time to educate our idiot with random pie charts that came from god knows where! "According to my research, in a single day the twins spend roughly nine hours of class time with Haruhi." He then switched to the other chart. "Meanwhile your contact with her is limited to a couple of hours of club activities. In other words, your involvement in Haruhi's life each day amounts to no more than a mere three percent."
"WAHHH I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT! I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT!" The blonde covered his ears as if that was going to help him somehow.
Haruhi had been taken away from our conversation by Tamaki. Just when I was about to explain how Hikari smokes smarties.
"Hello my short everyday person."
"Hey Hikari, what have you been up to?"
"You know, just telling the ladies my manly stories."
"Sounds interesting, tell me later." She nodded and we turned to watch what Tamaki was up to.
"Listen Haruhi, I don't want you hanging out with those shady twins from now on! That goes for you too Ayame!" He said looking over.
"Aww, but they're more fun!"
The twins came in protesting. "Hey who you callin' shady?" Hikaru yelled
"Yeah take a good look at yourself boss." Said Kaoru next. Couldn't have said it better myself honestly.
"Yes that's it." Richie Mc rich said making some strange noises. "Alright then! We can't go on hiding the fact that you guys are girls from everyone in this school any longer.!"
"How exactly are you planning on doing that?" I questioned.
"He can't do it to save his life." Hikari responded.
"All daddy wants is for you to go back to the girl you used to be." Clearly it was directed at Haruhi. "So go surround yourself with girl friends and start leading a wholesome life." He cried.
"Who are you calling daddy?" She questioned. Kyoya wrote away in that notebook of his while Haruhi just looked irritated. Tamaki started to shake Haruhi telling her, "So do it! Change back now, change right now!"
"Again why am I here?" I mumbled almost questioning my existence. Demon king then appeared. "Because of the broken bust and Miss Hoshino."
"Oh right..."
"At least you didn't have to go sell drugs." Hikari said.
The twins were then doing some kind of weird sign and swayed side to side. "You don't have to rush things she's gonna be found out soon enough."
"Physical exams are the day after tomorrow." Kaoru continued.
"Physical...Exams?" Haruhi and I questioned. They all stared at us like a were crazy; even Hikari who was also probably clueless, if Mori didn't already tell her.
"That's right, I forgot all about it." Kyoya said.
"That means, they're going to discover we're manly girls."
Haruhi agreed. "There's no doubt. They're gonna know we're girls."
"Well they kinda know about Hikari so no biggie." I laughed a little.
The hosts were all blown away by our little statement, well except for Kyoya. I sometimes wonder if he's ever shocked deeply by things.
~~~Next Day~~~
Today was the day before the exams! Tamaki was day dreaming creepily about something.
"He must be having a great day dream." Hunny said happily as usual.
"Probably something perverted about Haruhi." I commented.
"He's kinda freaking me out." Hikaru stated.
The rich blonde then snapped out of it. "Envious Hikaru? This is all a part of my strategy." Where'd the rose background come from? "While you've wasted your time blinded by your jealousy, I've foreseen the outcome of this charade." And that is something I don't even wanna know.
Tamaki sighed blissfully. "This anime's obviously a romantic school comedy..." Wait we're in an anime? Isn't that breaking the fourth wall though?! "Haruhi and I are the main characters, so that means we are love interests." And that would make us?
"Yeah then what are we?" Asked the twins.
Tamaki then pointed to the whole group. "You boys and girls, are the homo-sexual supporting cast."
"YAY!" Hikari was pretty enthusiastic about it.
"I'm pretty neutral about that."
"So Mori, are you from Tennessee, cause you're the only ten I see." Nice pick-up line Hikari.
Tamaki drew a line on the floor; I'm not even gonna question it. "So please make sure you don't step across this line."
"You gotta be kidding." I said along with the twins.
The atmosphere went from silly to serious quick "Hey listen boss..." Hikaru started.
"I don't think you get it." Kaoru said.
"If word gets out that Haru-chan and Yumi-chan are really girls, then they won't be able to be in the host club." Said Hunny. I'm pretty okay with the nickname now.
Tamaki turned pale like as if he saw some ghost or something.
"But," Hunny continued. "if they started wearing girls clothes, I bet they'd be even cuter than they are now~!"
"You do realize I'm right here, right?"
"Awww they called Ayame cute!" She wiggled her eyebrows at me.
"They dressed like regular girls when they were in middle school right?" Hikaru asked. I nodded. "Well you must have been popular with the boys and Haruhi too."
I replied back. "Not really." I laughed a bit. I was popular with the ladies.
"Liar." Hikari yelled.
"Shuuuuuush!"
"Well according to my investigative report someone would declare their undying love to Haruhi at least once a month. And as for Ayame Random guys would also come up to her and confess." Such a stalker...
"So I see. The boss wouldn't even be able to get close to Haruhi." Kaoru said.
The other continued the torture for Tamaki "But we'd be able to get close to her because we're in class with her all day we would also have Ayame." They smiled mischievously at me for a sec.
The king continued with his strange noises uttering out a "No way". The opening of a door was then heard. "Hey guys, sorry I'm so late."
"Don't you worry Haruhi! We're determined to keep your secret! No one will find out that you're really a girl during tomorrows physical exams! So please promise you'll stay our beloved secret princess"
She blinked two times. "Sure." I went off to the side and sighed. I can't wait to go home! "And you too Ayame! Promise me!" The least I wanted to be called was a princess, but if Tamaki is so determined why not? I shrugged. "Okay then." I smiled a bit. Eh, there wouldn't be a way for me to pay off my debt anyway.
"You know what, I think both of us would be a little peeved if we had to watch all the guys flirt with them." The ginger on the right said.
"Then that settles it." Kaoru said.
Suddenly a board labeled "Conceal Haruhi and Ayame's gender" appeared out of the blue. You know I'm not as surprised anymore, but I would seriously like to know how they do it. Below that was "also named 'Operation: I swear Haruhi and Ayame are boys' is underway!". They kept talking about some formation and stuff. I looked back at Haruhi. She assumed that 'I got it' emotion/position/whateveryouwannafrakincallit and said "You guys are worried because if they find out I'm a girl, well actually we, we can't be hosts and therefore can't repay our debt." Yup that's the reason, that's totally the reason Haruhi. It's not cause you know they actually like you or anything, it's totally because of the debt . Totally. She started mumbling to herself and the let out a giggle kind of laugh thing.
"Well just for the record I'm here because it's her fault." I pointed to Hikari who was talking about pasta and how it feels like it's staring back at you. She was talking about it with Mori who responded with his usual nod.
"Are you guys saying you hate being hosts?! That you hate this club?!" Richie Mc blondie yelled.
"Pretty much." I nodded, pushing some hair away from my eyes.
"Well to be honest I have to say yes." We have so much in common.
These statements made the bi-polar king go into his emo corner of denial. "I mean you guys aren't bad, but if it gets out I'm a girl, there's nothing I can do you know."
I agreed. "What she said. Besides, Hikari and I can pay it off some other way."
The silent one then spoke his words of wisdom. "Fancy Tuna." Haruhi and I both were in shock. "Fancy Tuna? Did he just say that magical delicious word?"
"Oh that's right..." Well he recovered quickly. "...you didn't get the chance to eat any during last episodes party...did you? You either Ayame." He looked back with white eyes and a creepy pedophile smile. If I hadn't known Tamaki I would've thrown him off the balcony and punched the guy a few times.
"Did you hear that? They haven't eaten fancy tuna before. Isn't that awful?" Hikaru started whispering. Those damn twins. "Wow talk about difficult childhoods." One day I'll get those two.
"If only Haru-chan and Yummi could stay in the host club, they'd have the chance to eat all kinds of yummy things whenever they want." Why Hunny?! Why?! I thought you were the innocent one?! Don't tempt me with food!
"What are you talking about? Don't be silly! Just cause I'm poor and I've never had it doesn't mean I'm so much of a glutton that I go on fooling everyone about my gender just to try some fancy tuna." She laughed nervously. I gave her the yes-you-would look. "Am I really gonna get to try it?" That's Haruhi for you!
"Where do I sign up?" I said smiling more than I had ever in my life probably, most likely...let's just go with definitely. The hosts lit up. Well at least there's food involved, it's not like there wasn't before, but still.
"Ayame you're such a fatty!" Hikari yelled from across Tamaki's corner.
"Hey that's my corner!"
"Finder's keepers, losers weepers!" She stuck out her tongue and started to laugh hysterically. Well if I only have to deal with all this for the rest of my life, it won't be that bad. Right? Tell me I'm wrong. I looked towards Haruhi who had the same expression as me. "Well it's not that bad right?" We looked back at the group trying to pry Hikari from Tamaki. "NO! DOn'T TAKE ME AWAY FROM THE DARK ONE! NO!"
-The Next Day-
"We will begin conducting physical examinations shortly." The speaker announcement lady said. "All students please proceed to the clinic in your respective school building." I got up and started walking with the Hitachiins and Fujioka. Guess Hikari went on in early even though we were supposed to wait for announcements "So what's the deal with this formation 'A' thing you guys were talking about?" Haruhi asked curiously. I was also curious about it, and for some reason they didn't tell us. "What do they do during physical exams here at Ouran anyway?"
"It's no different than a physical exam ya' get at any other school." Hikaru said this as if he had ever been to a...poor?...middle class?...my point is, he said it like he had been to any other school except a rich one.
"Yeah why would a physical exam be different for us just because we're rich?" Oh I can think of many thing Kaoru. Many.
"Huh you're right. If you think about it that way." Haruhi said.
"Well we'll see once we get in. I bet it's all fancy and crap." I said as the doors were opened. A shining light came from inside and then the faces of many doctors and nurses were revealed. "Welcome students!" They said in unison as if saying "We've come to touch your bodies in inappropriate places!" I was creeped out.
"See I told you Haruhi! I was right!"
"W-What is all this?" She asked slouching.
"Just another physical exam." Hikaru leisurely said walking past us.
"The usual." Kaoru said behind his brother.
"The usual?" We both questioned. Both of us walked in grudgingly. The twins were going to go get their height measured.
"Mr. Yamato?"
"Yes?" Must be my nurse. Where are those bunch of idiots?
"I'm your nurse for the exams, please come this way." Please don't touch my body. Anything but that. I looked to the side. Wait why are Mori and Hunny dressed like doctors? Are they cosplaying as Stein? (A/N:Soul-Eater ref /shot) What the hell? "Mori? Hunny?" They shushed me. "But you guys are too obvious..." Then BAM! Demon King Kyoya appears! I stopped having lost the nurse.
"I brought those two for backup just in case something happens."
"But why the doctor costumes though?" Both Haruhi and I questioned.
"They're just helping to set the mood. Disguises just make our operation feel like a real espionage mission."
"Huh?" We both said. It's kind of getting creepy. Anyway, aside from that, some girl was screaming of joy just cause she lost two whole kilograms from this time last year. Good for her. You go girl! I'm real freaking hungry!
"Don't you think it's weird that these doctors are all so jovial and nice?" Haruhi said looking over.
"Yeah, I mean it's kind of freaking me out. It just feels too fake." I added.
"They're chosen by the school's chairman." Kyoya stated. "This may be a school, but it's also a business.; therefore he wants to keep the students happy. After all most of the students that attend Ouran Academy come from prominent families that have their own private doctors at home, so this is just a formality." So I'm here for nothing? Damn rich kids. I continued walking with the nurse who had just found me. I was waiting for their so called 'plan' to com into action.
A few minutes later a crowd of super fan girls of the Hitachiin brothers were gathered around. I came out to take a look to see what they were up to now. Hikari had gone along with them. I was just hoping she wouldn't go shirtless on us all from here on out. The nurse told them they could undress behind the curtain.
"It makes no difference to me."
"We're not shy, who needs a curtain?"
"Same here! What's to hide?" Hikari began, while unbuttoning her shirt. I looked towards Mori who had that type of expression your parent has when they're about to tell you not to do slowly began to unbutton one by one revealing a large, overgrown green t-shirt (A/N: You weren't expecting that were you, you pervs?). Well my expectations were met so why not have a bit more fun?
"Take it off, take it off!" I began to chant so the girls would go along with it.
Sadly Blondie got here before anything else could happen. she tackled her to the ground, which must've hurt.
"GOAL! TOUCH DOWN!" Both gingers shouted.
The girls started screaming and chanting once again. "Take it off, take it off!" Strange how they know she's a girl.
"But boss the ladies want me!" Hikari began to protest as Tamaki dragged her away.
"Physical exam day is quite popular with the ladies." Kyoya suddenly said appearing behind us. "What wrong with them?"
And cue the homo-sexual brotherly act!
"...you don't seem to have a problem touching me at home when we play doctor..." I wish I hadn't heard that, oh boy I think I'm gonna puke. Suddenly I was being pulled by Mori and Hunny to an empty curtain place thing...yeah I'm not too familiar with the scientific terms. I was thrown in and caught by Hikari and Haruhi was caught by Tamaki. Except Tamaki caught her in a sort of sexual way and Hikari was more of the trust activity style of catch.
Haruhi's voice sounded surprised. "Ta-Tamaki senpai."
"You sound so cute when you're surprised!"
"He's definitely a pervert." I decided out loud.
Haruhi's name was called by the nurse; it was now her turn. I don't know what they were planning, but it must be something completely useless or something that'll at least create some kind of diversion.
"This is it. The inevitable moment has arrived." Well that was a drastic change in tone and mood. "You guys just stay here and wait okay?"
"But what are you gonna do?" Haruhi said a bit loudly.
"Don't you worry, I'll protect you." Aww look at the love birds!
"Get a room already you two!" I said.
"I promise I'll protect you Haruhi."
"Get a room!" I continued with Hikari joining in.
The "inevitable moment" finally arrived.
"Mr. Fujioka? Are you ready to be measured now?"
All three of us girls took a peek at what was unfolding. The fan girls were all waiting on Haruhi.
"Guess we'll find out what they planned all along." I whispered. The suspense was in the air. I could literally hear heartbeats, but that's not the strangest thing this week. The suspense was lifted revealing none other than...Tamaki wearing a brunette wig. I jumped back bursting out in laughter. "No way they're going to believe him! This is too much!"
There was a murmur in the crowd "There's no denying it","Tamaki cosplaying as Haruhi?", or "Wait that's Tamaki right?". The poor girl put all her trust into him and this is what she gets? I wouldn't blame her if she was mad.
I looked back towards the two girls. Haruhi was face down on the floor while Hikari just patted her on the back telling her how the 'dark one' would solve everything. I heard the twins bursting out into laughter just like I had. This was too much even for me. I laughed again hearing the commotion outside. Outside you could hear Tamaki screaming his head off at the twins. Oh gosh they've sure made my day. "This is payback for calling us the homo-sexual supporting cast." I heard Hikaru say, letting out a laugh after that.
Tamaki pulled the curtain away a bit. "I'm sorry...uh...they figured it out."
"Haruhi used leer!" I said out loud. Tamaki screamed out like a girl.
Kyoya then came in. "Ayame, Haruhi, Hikari, ready?"
"Ready for what?" I asked with curiosity
"I've set up a separate room for you two, a special boys' clinic. And I have a doctor standing by sworn to secrecy."
I looked around to see if Hikari was anywhere. A note was found instead. "Dear lovely manly man girls, I've gone off to wonderland to hang out with the Dark one and many more people. Don't come for me. PppppppspspspspspspspppppS. I'm a unicorn...~!" Definitely Hikari.
Hikari came in like a minute after reading that note. "The dark one's not there. My body is ready/"
"That's great. Anyway..." I turned my attention back to the group.
"Turns out the doctors here today are all on staff from one of Kyoya senpai's family hospitals." Hikaru shrugged along with his brother. "Would have been nice if he said something to us sooner."
"I had to get my revenge too." I didn't expect this, but then again I did. "I'm sorry, I just don't think I'm supporting cast, homo-sexual, or otherwise." He smiled. Well he is 'mommy' after all. I chuckled.
"What are you laughing about Ayame?" Kyoya asked looking in my direction.
"Don't worry about it, it's nothing." I smiled back at him.
Kyoya and the rest led us there and off we went on our merry way. Haruhi opened the door. "I've been made aware of your situation. Please disrobe for me over there." That sounded pretty wrong, but whatevs. Hikari had finally gotten her wish of stripping.
-Meanwhile at Tamaki headquarters-
The boys walked back to wait for Haruhi and Ayame. All of a sudden, a really high pitched girly scream came out of nowhere. The guys looked in the direction of this supposed girl. "The doctor grabbed me by the shoulder, he was trying to make a pass at me. I was so terrified." The girls kept talking about how if it was a pervert. Well kids this goes to show ya' that even the finest of schools has it's flaws!
"I had a feeling this might happen." Kyoya said in his thoughtful pose.
"What do you mean~?" Hunny asked.
"Well a bit earlier today, I saw a strange man wearing a white lab coat, but clearly not one of our hospitals doctor. I thought he was a little odd."
"Shouldn't you have said something sooner?" The twins asked the knuckle headed four eyes.
"Well it's no big deal I'm sure the security guard will catch him."
The one guy spoke to the girl. "Tell me miss did you happen to notice where the pervert doctor was headed?"
"Yes sir! He ran off to the special boys' clinic."
The group deadpanned for a moment. "Haruhi! Ayame! Hikari!" Narrator! Anyone?
-Back to Ayame-
Haruhi and I started taking off our shirts. Hikari was already down to her bras cause of how badly she wanted to strip. Suddenly a man appeared. Yippee! A pervert!
"No it's not what you think. Please just keep quiet."
"Haruhi! Tama-chan kick!" TOUCHDOWN! That's happened a lot today.
The twins came in. "To protect the world from devastation."
Next Kyoya. "To unite all people within our nation."
Now Mori. "To denounce the evils of truth and love."
Then Hunny. "To extend our reach to the stars above."
And wait for it. "Surrender now or prepare to fight!" Tamaki
"Wait why are you quoting Team Rocket?" I asked, confused.
Tamaki then butt in. "Come on guys we've rehearsed this a bunch of times!"
"Oh right! It was operation 526 not 144."
"Mind if we step outside and do this again?" Tamaki asked.
Both Haruhi and I just stared, "Okay?"
"From the top boys!"
and once again they came in with a dramatic kind of entrance.
"One: Good looks that attract the public eye."
"Two: More wealth than you can imagine."
"Three: Chivalry that will never be able to overlook."
"The hideous wickedness in this world."
Tamaki handed his shirt over to Haruhi, while I just put my blazer back on. Hikari being the person she is, didn't put anything over herself so I made her put on my shirt. Hikaru then noticed and handed over his shirt to me instead. "Thanks" I whispered
"That's what makes up the host club!"
"We're here! Watch out!"
The doctor looked terrified. Well can't blame him after what Tamaki and the rest did. "Please don't hurt me!" He cried. "Spare me my life!" He started to bow.
"Uh..." Haruhi started.
"I'm a doctor." The guy began. Suddenly it changed into his life story. "I have a small emergency medical clinic that I run in the next town over. My name is Yabu."
"Did he say his name is Yabu?" One twin started.
"That's crazy, what a terrible name for a doctor." The other said."Unless you're a quack." This time it was both.
"I know, I'm here because I was hoping to see my daughter. My wife left me last month and took my daughter with her. But I know that she attends school here."
"I don't mean to pry or anything, but why did your wife and daughter leave you?" Haruhi asked.
Basically it was because of how he was careless about the "I owe you's" aka financial problems.
"And that was it they left me forever." He continued. "I know I'm terrible at managing our money and I can't say no to anybody. I don't blame them for being tired of constantly living in debt." Tamaki started crying. "But I wanted to see my daughter one more time so I came here. After being pelted by rain and wandering the streets I came here, to your school. Once I entered I was mistaken for a doctor here to examine students.
The twins' commentary continued. "Well of course, you are wearing a lab coat."
"Anyone would mistake you."
"And then it happened..." Yabu continued on. "When I tried to ask her about my daughter the girl started screaming and before I knew it there were all kinds of people chasing me!" Both childish Tamaki and Yabu cried together.
Kyoya then spoke up. "Doctor Yabu, I think you may have the wrong place. Are you looking for Ouran Public High School?" wait, there's an Ouran public high school?
Both of them stopped crying. "Yeah, that's right."
"I figure that might be the case. This is Ouran Academy a private institution. Your daughter doesn't go to school here." That's shadow king for ya'. It would be kind of obvious she doesn't go here though, I mean with all the fanciness this school has to offer.
And more of the comments continued. They're too hard on the poor guy. "Man that's pretty sad, you don't even know what school your daughter goes to?" Hikaru said. "I bet your relationship is messed up because you don't pay attention to her, not because of some stupid debt."
"Wow Kyo-chan I'm impressed that you figured out he had the wrong school~!"
"I'm not." I stated.
"Well, there's no way the daughter of such a small time doctor, would ever be able to get into Ouran Academy." Both of us had given Hikaru a look.
"Kyoya, would you please find a map of all the public schools in this area? I'd like to help this man find his daughter. "Well this is a change in attitude, but that's just your typical bipolar king for you.
"Whatever you say." Kyoya went to go get one and the man thanked us going on his way to find that daughter of his. I just hoped that everything went well.
"Are you sure about this?" Hikaru asked.
"After all, even if he does manage to find his daughter, there's no guarantee she'll want to speak to him" Kaoru said.
"Well then that's something he'll have to find out for himself." Tamaki said.
"I guess so." I never knew he could change into a caring, sympathetic kind of idiot. The more you know.
"I'm sorry you guys but could you please leave?"
"Eh?!" They all said surprised.
"Haruhi are you still angry with me? You're not thinking of quitting the host club are you?! You too Ayame?!"
We both laughed. "Don't be stupid senpai, we just gotta finish our physical exams. As male students of course." Haruhi said.
"But we're not doing it cause of the food."
"We're doing it to pay off our debt." We both grinned.
"I'm totally doing it for Mori."
"I think we all knew that..."
"You're so cute Haruhi!" Tamaki jumped at her giving her a huge hug. Well my days won't ever be boring, that's for sure.
"CUT IT OUT SENPAI! DON'T TOUCH ME THERE!"
"Red card!" The twins yelled. "Tamaki senpai's the real pervert!"
I started laughing "You got that right!"
"I don't care! Get out! Would you guys just get out of here!?"
And thus began the wonderful story of how we got closer with the hosts.
Thanks for reading! this is the longest thing I will ever write I think...there's more to come so ...REVIEW! FAVORITE! YEAH! ;D Hope you enjoyed! A filler chapter is next...heheheheheheeheh. Love you all my fluffy alpacas!
