Disclaimer: Sorry I haven't updated in a while. I'm doing this off of memory, so if there's a God/Goddess you want that isn't in here tell me!

Nephthys: He was drowning in the Nile and I pulled him out.

Bast:(Laughing) Are you serious?

Horus: Why did you save that punk?

Set: Excuse me!

Nephthys: (Looks at Set) Be quiet.(Looks at Horus) I didn't know who he was and it seemed like the right thing to do.

Horus:(Mumbling)

Shu: I blew him into the river for a reason, why did you fix it!

Set: Wow I'm not offended at all ...

Geb: Remember the time Anubis was making a speech and tripped over the cord...

Nut: And fell face first into an apple pie!

Everybody: (Laughing)

Anubis: (Blushing) Shut up!

Bes: This is hilarious!

Tawaret: Agreed.

Set: Better than me drowning.

Horus: No it's not.

Set: Hey at least I'm not afraid of needles!

Horus: I am not!

Set: Yes you are!

Horus: Your afraid of kittens!

Bast summons a kitten and puts it on the ground. The kitten walks up to Set and jumps in his lap.

Set: (Screams and hides behind Nephthys.) Don't let it eat me!

Nephthys: It's a baby kitten it won't eat you.

Everyone: (Laughing)

Nephthys: (Picks up the kitten and puts it in her lap while petting it.)

Set: (Returns to his seat.)

Anubis: Horus are you afraid of needles?

Horus: Uhhhh...

By the way don't take the being afraid of needles thing as insult. Everybody has their own fears. Anyway I hoped you liked the chapter. Review please!