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QuickSilver13; Well hi there, everybody. Welcome to the club.
Chevy_Cam'09; Wow, Side, that was fast. It's only three in the morning.
QuickSilver13; Was that annoyed sarcasm I detect on our chipper scout's line?
Chevy_Cam'09; You betcha.
QuickSilver13; Wow. Your Sarah Palin impressions are getting uncanny, even from here.
Trip848; back off, Side, before he really gets mad!
TheHotOne; Eh! That ain't make no sense! How can he tell he usin' a Sarah Palin clip when he can't even hear him?
TheSmartOne; it be sarcasm, stupid. Bumblebee used it there, but Side still be the king.
QuickSilver13; That's right. Now shut the slag up. Just cause this is private doesn't mean it can't be hacked. Who even thought of giving them an account?
Lightning_Jolt; didn't you?
QuickSilver13;…oh, right.
Trip848; Wow, Side. Three weeks without an international incident really has dulled your reflexes, hasn't it?
QuickSilver13; My reflexes are fine, Trip. Come to town right now and try them out.
WrenchMaster; NEGATIVE, TRIP. DO NOT ENGAGE THE PSYCHOPATH, REPEAT, TO NOT ENGAGE. Please, for the sake of my sanity, someone lay a few ground rules.
Big_Boy07; quite right. Usual safety protocols are in place, as this particular part of the site is not safe. TSO, you will have to delete that last comment of yours. My apologies.
TheSmartOne; I got you.
Big_Boy07: other than that…good work, QS. This is impressive.
Chevy_Cam'09; not to mention convenient. When you post at an hour acceptable to the West Coast.
Lightning_Jolt; How did you swing this one, QuickSilver?
QuickSilver13; Robo-warrior thinks he's the master of this site. Not by a lightyear ;) Just a little hacking, and I got us a private thread that even he can't see. Now we can have updates on his site and everything.
WrenchMaster; which means we can be just as easily hacked, does it not?
QuickSilver13; Not by people. You'd be amazed at the security this guy has on this place- it took me a few seconds to break through. It's like he's paranoid every hacker in the world is going to turn on him like fresh meat.
Trip848; great comparison, QuickSilver. Best picture to my mind I've had all day.
TheHotOne; that was sarcasm!
Trip848; Primus so help me…
QuickSilver13; I can always take care of them for you, Trip.
Trip848; No thanks, I get dips every time.
Big_Boy'07; actually, that would be me.
QuickSilver13; Ha. Overruled.
WrenchMaster; fix up their scraps yourself, Big Boy. If any one of you kill yourselves-or each other- over this Pit spawned site, I am hacking into it and crashing the whole thing. JCS won't have to bother.
Chevy_Cam'09; Hey, where's Hide?
WrenchMaster; interesting. I was sure he would have blown his way into the conversation by now.
QuickSilver13; he's on line, I can tell. Hide, you there?
Trip848; maybe he's glitching up. WM, I can fix him.
Big_Boy07; he is not glitching. I have a visual now.
TheSmartOne; 'Yo IRONHIDE! YOU THERE, FOOL?
QuickSilver13; DELETE!
TheHotOne; Yeah, stupid.
Chevy_Cam'09; Optimus! What's wrong with him?
QuickSilver13; DELETE!
Chevy_Cam'09; Ack! Sorry.
Big_Boy07; LOL
Trip848;…What?
Chevy_Cam'09; ...
QuickSilver13; ...
WrenchMaster; ... That was just….
Chevy_Cam'09; Did he just….
Trip848; No way.
Lightning_Jolt; I think I just short-circuited.
TheSmartOne; Man, that is just wrong.
TheHotOne; Screwed up. Maybe the Decepti-creeps got 'em.
Trip848; Delete, THO. Delete.
QuickSilver13; …wait a minute…
Chevy_Cam'09; What?
QuickSilver13; Primus. That's it.
Trip848; Silver, don't do this to us. What's going on.
QuickSilver13; LOL
Chevy_Cam'09; ...
WrenchMaster; ...
Springer_Hide; I'm going to slag every last one of you to the Pit and back again.
Chevy_Cam'09; WHAT?
Trip848; WTP, Hide, WTP?
WrenchMaster; Springer Hide? I believe I missed the amusement here. What is with that ludicrous user name, Hide?
QuickSilver13; ever seen Jerry Springer?
Lightning_Jolt; Slag no.
QuickSilver13; Pit yes.
WrenchMaster; No.
BigBoy07; It is a T.V show, WM, but I believe it has nothing to do with his nickname.
Springer_Hide; it's the twins' fault. They got me stuck with this. WM, I don't care how sparkly and energon-free your medbay is, I'm sending a load of punks there RIGHT NOW.
Chevy_Cam'09; I suddenly love California and the 3,000 miles between you and me, Hide. TSO, THO, start running. Now. Peal out. Take a trip to Siberia.
Trip848; or Alaska.
Chevy_Cam'09; or the moon.
Trip848; or Jupiter.
Chevy_Cam'09; yeah, I hear Jupiter is nice this time of year.
BigBoy07; enough. We will see if we can get the user name changed. In the mean time, Springer_Hide, welcome to the thread.
Springer_Hide: *Grumble* Now you're just rubbing it in my face.
BigBoy07; of course not.
QuickSilver13; That's dry humor.
Lightning_Jolt; so what happens now?
Chevy_Cam'09; we wait. The guy says he has proof coming, right? How bad can it be? A photo shopped images? Something out of Terminator?
