Chapter Three

AN: just a small fluff chapter I tried to throw in lots of humor. I'm not sure if it worked but I hope so

I really wanted to slap Felix. But considering my current situation I figured it was best to take the first part as a compliment and just ignore him. Although thinking about it. I feel as though it would be something Emmett would say just to get under my skin.

The plane now had reached the height it needed and leveled out. I yawned unintentionally but as a result my ears popped. Damn! That kind of hurt. Felix was still sitting directly across from me. Alex and Jane were directly to my right. The door into the cockpit was shut as it had been for the entire flight this far.

I twisted in my chair around to see Demetri and Heidi swapping spit on a couch like seat towards the back of the plane. I turned around with a look of disgust on my face. It really wasn't that they were making out just that all the vampires I knew tended to have more mature ways of handling their feelings. I mean I seriously can't remember the last time I saw Esme and Carlisle swapping spit in the back of a dark movie theather.

"This is actually pretty controlled for them. On our way here they joined the mile high club... Ohhhh... Six times." Felix had read the emotions on my face and told me way more then I needed to know.

I heard more noise from behind before Demetri piped up "It was actually eight times, but I'm glad you figured it out."as soon a his sentence ended he went back to Heidi's awaiting lips.

"I knew you were like kind of quick finish guy. Not much stamina. Can't please a lady well?" Felix's taunting soon had Demetri's smaller yet still menacing figure leaning over me.

I sank back into the chair and soon enough Demetri had punched Felix in the arm. Demetri preceeded to walk back to the couch behind me after the quarral was over.

I grabbed another coke bottle and started drinking. After a couple of swigs I grabbed the bottle of Aleve and dumped some into my hand. I popped four into my mouth and washed them down with another swig of coke.

Felix raised an eyebrow after reading the back of the bottle. "It says to take two. Are you trying to take yourself away from us Ms. Bella?"

"You idiot all that's going to do is make her maybe a little bit high. She wouldn't want to kill herself when Edwards still alive." Alec's smart retort left Felix quiet but with a tint of sarrow in his face.

Well maybe not sarrow but submission. Like forced submission. I could almost feel Felix's resentment rolling towards Alec.

The plane grew slient. I was too scared to look back at what Heidi and Demetri were doing so I just side glanced at Alec and Jane. Alec had his seat fully reclined and had an Ipod laying in his lap with headphone cords leading to his ears. Jane saw me starring and glared over at me. I immediately returned my focus to Felix. His deep red eyes hadn't left me since I had sat down on the plane. I tried to avoid straight on eye contact but it was defanitly hard.

I sat in a perpetual moment of awkward silence as the flight from Washington to Italy seemed to take forever. I'd actually only been on the flight for like a half hour.

Finally the silence ended Heidi had waltzed over and sat on the aisle seat next to Felix. Her high voice broke the silence when she asked "Aren't you like worried?"

My mind immediately raced to the aumption she was talking about being in plane with at least six if not more vampires. I guess I was worried that Edward wasn't there but the sincereity in Janes voice when she said that she had to deliver me alive to Aro was reassuring. Overall, I felt safer going to the Volturi then I did going to see James. Maybe I was becoming a little selfish I was doing this for me where going to see James was all based in the selflessness of saving my mother. The pause in my response caused by my thoughts caused Heidi to speak again. "Like how the animal blood effects..... things."

I was now interested. Was there something else in the mysterious vampire world that I'd been left out on?

"you know that animal blood..(Heidi's lips curled even at the thought) doesn't allow us to function at our peak" Heidi continued to explain the question but I still failed to understand. The quizzical look on my face must have shown my confusion.

Demetri decided to illaborate "Shes saying Edwards dick isn't going to function properly because animal blood doesn't make up perform as well"

Felix started where Demetei had left off "Human blood on the other hand would make a vampire completely spectacular in bed. Kind of like me." the cockyness rolled off his in waves and his eyebrow raised in suggestion.

I sat completely silent and decided to ignore their comments and hope they dropped it. Before any of the three perverts around me could mention

Anything else Alec piped up after coming out of the cockpit.

"Some genius didn't fill up the tank of gas so were going to desend into Montana and fill up."

Without anymore awkward conversations the plane had landed in Montana. As everyone stood up I saw their normal clothes. Their cloaks draped over one arm.

Alec still had the whole high school basketball look. Heidi had a blue dress on that barely started at her chest and ended just below her butt. Felix and Demetri both had jeans and tee shirts pretty basic. Then there was Jane. Her popped collar polo was a soft mint. Her pants were breechs like the ones horse riders wear, but they were black, true black. Tall black leather boots with just a small heel completeled her riding look.

As she stood to be the first off the plane a sly comment came from Demetri " you totally look like a dominateix"

The entire plane seemed to roll over in laughter.

AN: Sorry for the long update time. I had exams this week. I should update like twice a week for a while the hoildays might make me update slower.

*****Question***** should I continue with the just Bella PoV or should I do an Edward chapter??

Thanks for reading and please review:) And Thanks to all my previous reviewers and I would love another one.