The following day:
"Are you going to tell him today?" Rory asks as she sits down at the table for breakfast.
"No."
"Why not?"
"I'm going to go to the doctor first."
"When?"
"At noon today if you must know."
"I must."
That evening after Lorelai gets home:
"So did you go to the doctor?" Rory interrogates before Lorelai can even put her stuff down.
"Yes."
"And?"
"And I'm pregnant?"
"Well duh. But what did he say?"
"He said that the baby has two heads."
"Seriously."
"He said eveything is fine."
"And?"
"And what?"
"Did you get a picture?"
"Of the doctor?"
"Of the baby."
"Oh yeah."
"Well what is it?" Rory asks as she stares at the picture Lorelai has given her.
"A baby?"
"I know, but is it a boy or a girl?"
"What do you want it to be?"
"I don't care."
"It's a... achoo." Lorelai jokes.
"Come on just tell me."
"The baby is of the male persuasion."
"So it's a boy."
"Yes it's a boy."
"Are you going to tell Luke."
"Tell Luke what?"
"That you're having his baby?"
"No."
"Mom don't make me make you."
"You're too chicken to make me do anything."
"Am not."
"Are too."
"I'll tell him if you don't."
"Good." Lorelai pouts childishly.
"Mom come on get real you have to tell him."
"I will."
"When? When the kid graduates from college."
"I was thinking at least not until he graduates Law school."
"So not only are you going to deny him a father but you're going to force him into Law school."
"Maybe."
"Just go tell Luke."
"Fine I will."
"Ok good."
Luke's:
"Hi Luke."
"Hi Lorelai."
"Luke are you busy?"
"Not at all." Luke proclaims sarcastically mid-pour.
"Well when you're done can I talk to you?"
"Yes."
"Ok."
"What?" Luke asks as they walk toward the counter.
"Can we talk in private?"
"Uh yeah sure." Luke consents as he leads Lorelai up the stairs.
"Is Jess here?"
"No."
"Ok."
"So what do you want to talk about?"
"Do you remember what happened?"
"When?"
"Right after Rory left for D.C."
"Uh... yeah. Wait you mean that really happened?"
"Yeah."
"Ok. Wait what is this about?"
"Well I have something to tell you."
"Ok what?"
"I'm pregnant.." Lorelai blurts out.
"What? Are you sure? Is it mine?" Luke says in total shock.
"I'm sure I'm pregnant and it's... w... with your baby." Lorelai stutters.
"You mean we... you... I'm... there..."
"We're having a baby Luke. Lorelai Gilmore and Luke Danes are having a baby. Together nonetheless."
"You're just now telling me this? Lorelai that was 4 and ½ months ago."
"I know."
"Why didn't you tell me before?"
"I just figured it out myself a few days ago."
"But it's been 4 and a ½ months shouldn't you have known before that?"
"Yes I should have, but I was busy at the inn, and with Rory and million other things."
"Did you go to the doctor?"
"Yeah. I went today."
"And you're definitely pregnant?"
"Oh yeah."
"Wow this is a lot."
"I know."
"So is everything ok?"
"Yeah. I have a picture." Lorelai announces as she pulls the black and white photo out of her purse.
"It looks normal I guess."
"He's normal I assure you."
"It's a he?"
"Oh... yeah. Sorry if you wanted a surprise."
"You and I are having a baby. Together that's a big enough surprise."
"Yeah. Luke I know that this really messes things up for our friendship."
"Yeah." Luke frowns in disappointment.
"Wait I'm not finished. Rory seems to think there is, or could be more between us. And I think I agree."
"Lorelai what are you saying?"
"I want to be more than just friends."
"No you don't. You're just saying that because you're pregnant."
"Luke that isn't true. I've always felt something more for you."
"Really?"
"Yeah."
"Me too."
"You've always felt more for yourself too?"
"I've always felt something more for you."
"Oh."
"Lorelai I love." Luke admits.
"No you don't you're just saying that because you politely knocked me up."
"Politely?"
"Well it wasn't all your fault. I mean I was very drunk. And I was the one who wanted to seduce you. So I'm
really to blame."
"Lorelai no one's to blame. We created a life."
"I know."
"So how long do you think it will be before rumor mill starts?"
"I don't know. The rumors will probably start flying when they find out we went to the court house and got
married."
"What?"
"Luke lets get married."
"Are you serious?"
"Yes. I am. We know how we feel about each other. And admitting we have a problem is the first step. The
second step is to get married."
"How much coffee have you had today?"
"None."
"Plus."
"None. I seriously haven't had any."
"Why?"
"Because I don't want the baby to have two heads."
"Normally you would just say more to love."
"You know me so well. Now lets go kidnap Rory and get married."
"Where are we kidnaping Rory from?"
"Down stairs."
"Oh ok." Luke says as he kisses Lorelai.
"Sorry to interrupt." Rory says from the doorway.
"It's ok. We were just coming to get you."
"To go where?"
"To the court house."
"Why?"
"So we can get married."
"I think that's against the law mom."
"Not me and you. Me and Luke."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes."
"Ok then lets go."
A/N: May be a little bit ooc for Lorelai but she's pregnant, and in love. And because Rory has pointed out the truth Lorelai wants to jump on the train before it's too late. Ok that was dirty, but it wasn't meant to be. So just bear with me. I know that it wouldn't happen that way normally, but Lorelai decides that she's waited long enough and decides to kill two birds with one stone.