I do not own d gray man.
Hoshino Katsura does
We'll hopefully start to get some Yullen soon. Things will definitely get more exciting I promise.
CHAPTER TWO
Lavi was strolling through the hallways of the Black order, bored out of his brain. Why were they getting no missions surely the Noah hadn't given up that easily? If they were taking a break from fighting for this long it did not bode well for the order. They were probably putting the time and effort into creating new Akuma, which meant it, would get harder for the exorcists in the long run.
Lavi kept strolling trying to reign in his contemplation to stop himself from getting depressed when he suddenly found himself landing head first into the small chest of a very worn-out exorcist.
"Hey Allen I didn't see you at lunch, where were you?"
Allen took a few deep breaths before explaining; "I was rolling on the ground laughing at Kanda" he said before cracking up into another great bout of giggles. Lavi gave him a look that showed he was worried for the youngster.
"Why aren't you dead then" If any one besides me laughs at Kanda he usually kills the without a second thought"
"I don't know; "Allen said "wait…….did you say lunch? What time is it exactly?"
Lavi looked at Allen again with the same worried look "half-past 6, Allen how could you miss that? Your biological alarm clock must be faulty tonight if you're not hungry."
Allen was sitting there dead still staring at Lavi with a horrified look on his face. Slowly that face began to turn green.
"Allen" Lavi stretched out a hand to Allen "are you okay?"
Allen just sat there staring at him. Suddenly he stood up
"Allen, what are you doing?"
Staring, Allen gave an about face, he took two steps away from Lavi before staggering. Lavi raced up behind Allen and caught him just as he collapsed. Oh Crap! What was he supposed to do, Allen had looked perfectly fine (if a bit exhausted when Lavi tripped over him). Shit. Giving Allen a glance, Lavi started running in some random direction not even knowing where he was planning on going.
THE CAFETERIA! He though, Allen must have collapsed upon realising he had not eaten since breakfast. Lavi knew Allen was a parasitic type; this could seriously disrupt his internal function. Allen needed to maintain a constantly high level of glucose in his blood, his are took up the extra glucose. He was basically eating for him and his arm. Seeing as his arm had the strength of an army it wasn't surprising it had the appetite of one too. SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! Lavi raced through the halls.
Lavi was running wildly, so preoccupied that he didn't notice a dark figure approaching walking in the opposite direction.
"WTF! Baka Usagi. Why is everyone running into me today?"Kanda gave stereotypical gaze before his eyes landed on the white-haired boy.
"What the fuck happened there?"
"No time to explain" Lavi panted "I need to take him to the cafeteria"
"Noroma. Why are you going this way then? Idiot the cafeteria is in the opposite direction".
Kanda gave one extra "che" and a derisive glare before turning his head and walking away.
SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! Lavi thought. Why is the world against me? Running back the way he had come Lavi finally made it to the mess. Upon crashing into the room, Allen dangling from his arms, everyone turned their heads to look. Then the screaming began.
"What's wrong with Allen? " "Is he alright?" "If you did something to him Lavi I'm going to fricking kill you" "why'd you take him here idiot, the infirmary is just up a level"
"Now everybody stop crowding" Komui came stalking up to the gathering. He had a disapproving frown. That was until he spotted Allen. Oh Crap! He thought this had better not have to do with our medicine. As far as I know it doesn't, so calm down Komui. Don't let Lenalee know you've been using the exorcists as guinea pigs again.
"Lavi what happened? No never mind that now, place Allen on this bench here I'll check him over. "
As Lavi carefully placed Allen on the bench Lenalee floated over head her hands fluttering indecisive about what she should do. Before Komui could ask Lavi any questions, Lavi ran over to the window that people ordered food out of. Everyone's eye's followed him in his actions. Some people even glared at him. How could he be so callous as to just forget about Allen and order some dinner for himself?
"Hi Lavi, how's my playboy bunny toady? Can you give my love to Allen when he wakes up? We don't want our cutie too depressed about been unconscious in front of everybody"
Lavi looked at the suspiciously fruity chef; "So do you know what is wrong then Jerry?"
"I can guess I'll get Allen's usual dinner for you. It won't take a minute."
Sometimes the chef surprised Lavi, and it wasn't just because of his suss greetings. The food was ready in no time. Lavi staggered back to the table, where Allen was still unconscious on the bench, and plonked all the food onto it unceremoniously.
"How's he doing Komui?
"He appears to be stable, as far as I can tell there aren't any sickness or health issues to speak of. Do you know what is wrong?"
"My theory is that he exhausted himself and then missed lunch. When I found him he was panting on the floor in the middle of the highway. As soon as I started talking about missing lunch he freaked out."
Everybody looked down at Allen relieved. So it wasn't as serious as they had all thought. Most of the audience moved away learning this leaving only Komui, Lavi, and Lenalee alone with him. Just at that moment Allen began to wake up. Blinking his eyes he gave only a terse glance to his surrounding before his nostrils flared. His head immediately turned to the table upon realising there was a mountain of food. The drool leaking from his mouth was quickly blown away with the speed at which he leapt onto said pile. Staring at him his friends started turning green. His eating was ten times worse than normal. He had even gone so far as to abandon chewing, and chucked two or three plates of food into his mouth, regardless of what the dish was. The nauseous level was turned up when he shovelled a dish of wasabi, mitarashii dango, ice-cream, and lutefisk. They had to turn away before they hurled as he did this. Upon finishing Allen sat there, then after a moment he began cracking up again.
"Allen seriously what is so funny why do you keep laughing?" Lavi asked
Allen turned to see his friends all standing anxiously behind him. "Kanda had purple hair," He then rose from his seat and walked out of the room. Leaving his friends perplexed as to his exact reason for laughing. Komui breathed a sigh of relief. If Allen was laughing for a valid reason then it mustn't have anything to do with his medication. After a moment they all burst out laughing having imagined Kanda with purple hair.
Allen rose the next day refreshed from his night's sleep. He had been knocked out as soon as his head hit the pillow. Yawning he threw off the covers and started doing his morning routine of exercise. This consisted of doing 300 one armed push-ups while balancing on a one-legged chair. This may seem weird to a normal person but we must acknowledge that Allen had lived with the circus for a number of years.
Allen finished his exercises in record time, and figured he could treat himself to a warm soak in the bath instead of taking a shower like he usually did. The baths in the black order were gargantuan. It was designed like Roman bath complexes (like the ones in Pompeii and Herculaneum). This meant the y had separate pools of differing temperatures, as well as a sauna. Allen's room was conveniently situated right down the corridor from the baths, of which he was grateful as he really did not want to put a shirt on, after all he had just worked out and he is a boy. Upon entering the baths Allen was pleased to see it was basically empty. Most men in the order felt they did not need to take baths every day, especially in the early morning, which was unfortunate for the female staff. Taking a towel off the stand Allen moved to take his pants of in one of the changing rooms. (Booyah!)
Now you might think everything was going along like a normal day. This is where it gets strange. Allen as noted was beginning to take off his pants when Lavi came running in.
"Moyashi-chan you have to come to Komui's office we've got a mission. Finally I can't wai------"Allen was just staring at his friend with a gaping black hole encompassing the larger part of his face.
"LAVI, YOU IDIOT, HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF KNOCKING?" Allen screamed recovering his shock to be overcome with a magnificent shade of magenta.
"What are you doing with no shirt and your pants falling down Allen?" Lavi asked tipping his head to the side curiously.
"It's a frigging changing room you idiot what do you think you do in here?"
"Naughty, naughty Allen I didn't know you had such a bad mouth. That's Kanda's department" Lavi made a big show of shaking his head in disapproval. Although he was just using this as an action to cover the fact he was basically raping Allen with his eyes.
"Hey Allen" "Yes Lavi" Allen asked suspicion lacing his tone. "When did you get so sexy?"
"What the hell type of question is that to ask Lavi? No forget it; I don't want to know…….Just tell me about this mission. Allen shook his friend at his friend resigned to not being able to have his soak.
"I can't tell you" Lavi whined Komui won't tell us until you get there. Come with me quickly PLEASE! I'm so bored"
"I need to go take a quick shower first Lavi I'll meet you down there"
Lavi gave a pout before conceding. Lavi wasn't one of the males in the order who felt it necessary to have a certain fragrant smell (affectionately dubbed man smell). He also realised that if Allen didn't wash all the sweat of himself, even though he would look sexy, he probably wouldn't smell too good.
When Allen did make it up to Komui's office 20 minutes later (he only took five minutes in the shower but he got lost) he found a large group of people waiting for him.
"Took you long enough Allen" Lavi said "are you sure you didn't invite anyone into that shower with you"
Allen looked at Lavi perplexed; "What do you mean Lavi?"
Everybody sweat dropped, Allen was so innocent sometimes (note I said sometimes). Taking his time to sit down and listen to their mission debriefing, Allen looked around. In the room there was Lavi, Komui, Kanda, Lenalee, Reever, and himself. It must be a really important mission if this many experienced exorcists are required to go he thought. After Allen had sit down Komui leaned forward on his desk to fill them in. This mission required them to go to a town in France named Breast (no innuendos….no really I like the breast cake my bakery makes and I'm hungry). The town had some weird 'vibes' coming off it. It didn't seem like a very important mission to Allen.
"Komui why are there four of us going if it is something as vague as that. There isn't really a possibility of innocence being there is there?"
"Oh! You've got it all wrong Allen there are only three of you going. My Lenalee is naturally not going with you hentai octopi" Komui smiled at him. Another sweat drop.
"Then why is she here" Allen asked darkly. Komui laughed nervously "Well I didn't want her to feel left out and she just looks so cute surrounded by the paper in my office"
"Well I guess that's okay then "Allen said "As long as there is a valid reason"
Kanda and Lavi just looked at Allen. What part of that nonsense is actually reasonable? They thought to themselves. Finished their meeting Allen got up to leave with everyone else before being asked to talk to Komui alone.
"Well Allen you haven't felt anything different have you?"
Allen though for a moment putting his finger to his chin. So cute Komui thought. "No" he replied
"Okay Allen, I'll take your word for it but if anything strange happens on your mission make sure to have one of the others bring you straight back to head quarters, right?"
"Sure"
"And Allen" "Yes" "Make sure you don't forget a meal while you are away. I've expressly asked Lavi to make sure you'd eat. I'd ask Kanda but you know what his reaction to that would be"
"I think I can take an educated guess" Allen laughed wryly.
"WHAT THE HELL MOYASHI!" "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"
The ground shook as Allen grasped a huge piece of rock that was lodged into the ground. Allen just looked at Kanda.
"I think that that is obvious Bakanda. I'm getting rid of this rock. It's blocking the way to the innocence."
The group had arrived in Breast only to find they had to leave the actual town and head to a cave on the outskirts to find the innocence. Yes, it was innocence; the weird "vibe" the people were getting was apparently the result of sound vibrations being released by the innocence. The entrance of the cave had collapsed from a rock fall caused by the waves. I had taken the exorcist the better part of three hours to clear most of it. That was before they were opposed by 'the rock'. The rock Allen was presently trying to claw out of its home.
"Now I know you are determined to get this innocence Allen but don't you think your being just a bit ambitious? You can't possibly pull that rock out all by yourself. We need to cut it into smaller pieces first." Lavi was grimacing at Allen's apparent thick-headedness.
"I just want to try it first" Allen said. In truth he just wanted to see if Komui's potion was taking any effect on him yet. He grasped the rock again, his long black talons curling into a tight grip. He Yanked. With a resounding POP the rock came free and Allen chucked it casually away.
"Happy now BAKANDA, I got rid of it now let's go and get the innocence" Allen said smirking. Apparently the potion did have an effect. Lavi and Kanda just stood there staring open mouthed while Allen proceeded ahead of them. Giving each other a significant look both of the older boys went to follow Allen. Allen was in the motion of turning around to address his peers when a hand shot out of nowhere and covered his mouth.
"Good morning Shounen"
