Junior walked into the garage where his dad was throwing out some old boxes.

"Dad, can I talk to you?"

"Sure, sport. What's up?"

"I'm worried about Taylor, she's been acting really weird."

"Junior, being weird is just part of being a teenager. She'll grow out of it."

"I think it's more than that."

Dwayne raised an eyebrow, "Huh?"

"Nothing. Never mind," Junior quickly walked out of the garage.

Dwayne scratched his head confused.


Meanwhile, Taylor had ignored Noah's lecture and went to meet her friends at the park where they all shared a smoke pipe.

Anne Maria smirked, "You know, for ten bucks, I could score us some crack."

The Smoke smiled, "Ah yeah, crack! Now we're talking."

"You've got money, Taylor."

Taylor breathed out a puff of smoke and her eyes widened, "But, crack? That's serious stuff."

Stephanie took the pipe from her and lounged on a park bench, "Come on, Taylor. You're not gonna chicken out on your friends, are you?"

"Yeah, what are you? A baby?"

Taylor frowned and began to walk away.

But then the Smoke reached into her back pocket and took out Taylor's wallet. He tossed it behind him and Anne Maria caught it.

"Got your wallet!"

She ran away with it.

"Hey give me that back!"

Taylor began chasing after her.


Anne Maria ran over a manhole as she evaded Taylor.

But once she had left, someone from underneath lifted the manhole cover just before Taylor ran down the street.

Taylor didn't see the manhole and fell through, "AAHH!"

The Smoke flew down the street, and the same person lifted the cover, causing him to crash into it and fall through the hole.


"AAHH! Oof!"

Taylor landed in the shallow sewer water.

She looked up and saw Beardo standing in front of her, shaking his head, "Ah, man, girl. How'd you ever get so totally cool?"

"What am I doing down here?"

The Smoke rose out of the sewer water and coughed.

"You fell through a gnarly hole, girl. You could've avoided it, but you weren't thinking. Come to think of it, that's a lot of your problem."

"What problem?"

"Drugs, bud. Your brain must be really messed up."

"Drugs don't do anything to your brain, they just make you feel good, right baby?"

Taylor nodded, "Right."

Beardo frowned, "Aw, man. If you're taking his word for it, you're really in trouble. Better see for yourself."

"What are you talking about?"

"This."

Beardo reached under the water and pulled up a plug.

Taylor was suddenly pulled down a drain with rest of the water.


She landed in a rollercoaster cart, "Where am I?"

She looked up and saw Sierra and Cody sitting in the cart in front of her.

"Well, you're about to take a trip through the human brain. Thanks to the power of imagination," Cody pulled a lever in his cart, and the coaster started rolling down the track.

Sierra turned back to Taylor, "And after we go on this ride, Cody's taking me to the tunnel of love. Aren't you, Cody?," Sierra hugged the boy in question.

"Um, right," Cody agreed reluctantly.

"How romantic."

Suddenly her eyes widened and she let go of her crush, "The human brain?!"

They rode past several nerves and blue sparks.

"You see, Taylor, drugs can take you up and make you feel ok for a while," Cody began as the coaster went up.

"Yeah, I'll say," the Smoke laughed.

The coaster went down a big drop, causing everyone to scream as they went down the crazy ride.

"But for every up, there's a down! And the bigger the up, the steeper the down!"

"Ooooh!," Sierra turned her head to Cody and glared, "You're gonna owe me big for this one, Cody! WAAH!"

"They'll be just a thrill ride like this, real fast!"

More blue sparks appeared.

"But pretty soon, they're not even a thrill anymore! Then you've gotta take drugs just to feel normal!"

They looked around at all the blue sparks.

"What's wrong? What's happening?!," Taylor asked.

"Drugs!," Cody answered, "This is what they do to your brain, Taylor!"

Harold suddenly appeared in a painter's outfit.

"Actually, this is just one artist's consumption."

He jumped into Cody and Sierra's cart as they rode by.

Sierra looked around at all of the skulls and weird ghosts that were appearing everywhere.

"Hey! This isn't romantic! It's not even pretty! And most important: I don't like it in here!"

They all screamed as they rode around several parts of the brain.

Finally, after what seemed like the worst ride on Earth, the cart stopped.

"Where are we now?"

Taylor looked around and saw that they were in one of the eyeballs.

Her eyes widened.

"We're inside me? This is what's happening inside me?!"


Outside, Taylor was smoking a cigar.


"Pretty cool, right?"

Smoke began to surround them and they all started to cough.

"Who can think straight- -Ugh!- -In this mess?," Sierra said between coughs.

"Yeah, exactly," Cody said.


As Taylor was walking down the sidewalk, she suddenly began to fall over.

"Hey! She's gonna fall!"


"Abandon brain!," Cody shouted as everything started to shake.

"Women and nerds first!," Harold shouted.

Cody, Sierra and Harold jumped out of their cart and ran out an exit door that shut closed behind them.

Taylor ran up to it and tried to get it open.

"Open it!"

"I can't! I can't get out! It's my brain!"

Taylor looked out of the eyeball's surface and saw that she was about to hit the ground.

"Somebody help me!"


"Somebody!"

Taylor opened her eyes and saw that she was lying down on the grass in the park.

"Help me? What-What's happening to me?"

She heard the sound of footprints approaching.

"Are you ok?," a nerdy voice asked.

She looked up and saw Courtney, Lindsay and Beth looking down at her.

"Yeah, yeah, I'm fine," Taylor sat up and rubbed her head, "Ugh. I've gotta get off of these drugs."

"Drugs?!," Lindsay frowned, "Aw, bad news, Taylor."

"Why don't you just say no?," Courtney asked.

"Well, maybe it's because I don't want to," Taylor said, standing up.

"Or maybe it's because you don't know how."

"Let's show her!," Beth smiled.


The Smoke appeared in front of the girls.

"Well, you look like three fine gals. You know, I might have something here you'd like to try. Something to make you feel real good."

Courtney frowned.

Courtney: There's a million wild and wonderful ways to say no

Lindsay: No thanks!

Beth: No way!

Cody suddenly appeared in front of Taylor.

Cody: Better learn a few and take 'em wherever you go

Courtney: No dice!

Beth: No sir!

Cody: If your pal says, let's get high

Noah: Here's a practical reply

Izzy jumped onto Taylor's head.

Izzy: Go ahead, it's fine

Better resign and say no!

Courtney, Lindsay and Beth: There's a million international ways to say no

Topher: Those drugs are so boring

Courtney, Lindsay and Beth: All around the world, the smart guys are giving up dough

Cody: I have dreams for football!

Harold: In Berlin, they just say nein

Izzy: And they tell me that works fine

All: On the bottom line, show 'em you signed and say no!

Noah tapped Taylor's shoulder.

Noah: Now you could say beat it! Get lost! Get out of my face with that stuff!

Izzy: But that could be tactless

You may prefer cool

Like this!

Cody: I'll catch you 'round later, ok?

Beardo: I've got too much homework, it's rough

Harold: I'm late for my baseball game and I'll miss my ride

Courtney: I have a medical condition

Izzy: I'm an animal girl

Sierra: Gotta hurry home

Owen: There's no time to kill

Izzy: So I'll catch you later

Noah: Like heck I will!

Courtney, Lindsay and Beth: There's a million wild and wonderful ways to say no

Owen sneezed, "Guess I'm allergic."

Noah: A good excuse is something you never out-grow

Lindsay: It's bad for my complexion

Cody: When your pals say, let's get wrecked!

Beth: Just grab your self-respect

Beardo: Come on, pushy, protect yourself

All: Get up and go!

Izzy: Be the first kid on your block to say...

Noah: Forget it, duck!

Courtney, Lindsay and Beth: Try out all of those wonderful ways to say no!

Sierra: You forgot one, wait!

All: There's a million zillion wonderful ways to say no!

Sierra: Stop that, I'm taking straight!

All: There's a million jillion wonderful ways to say...

Sierra: HI-YA!

All: No!