Hello! it is I, Stephanie, who happens to have the third installment of this ongoing nonsense ready and waiting.

however, you deserve a fair warning.

I had a bad case of writer's block.

I couldn't decide what to do, nothing seemed quite good enough, and I ended up waiting until the last minute to write it. (that's why it's 9:00 on saturday night that I post this.)

so here's what I ended up doing- begging shashuko the paisley maiden to give me an idea as to what to write for the prompt 'all sorts of unattractive (yes, that's it)'. and here's what I got from her: 'well, Kakuzu's ugly, you could write about him.'

and so that's what I started with, and then I just let my brain go and typed whatever came. which means you're in for more nonsense in 550 words or so than you've ever experienced in a week. I swear there's not a singly sentance in there that isn't rather silly. here, I'll go check. wait, I found one... ok. well, most of them are very silly.

but I'll let you find that out for yourself.

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"Haha, Kakuzu, you're ugly."

"Your mom is ugly."

"Haha, Kakuzu, you use horrible jokes."

"Your mom uses horribly jokes.

"Haha, Kakuzu, your jokes are ugly."

"I can make your face ugly too." He took out a generic sharp object menacingly.

Hidan laughed loudly, and brandished his pointy thing. "Your measly sharp object is nothing compared to my pointy thing!"

"Your mom is nothing compared to my sharp object!"

"Will you two shut up!"

"No!" was the simultaneous, and rather loud, reply.

"Just give up, Deidara," Sasori muttered darkly, from his corner of darkness, where he was knitting in a dark fashion. "They wouldn't be quiet even if we duck taped their mouths shut."

"That's a good idea, do you have any-"

"Wait!" Hidan interrupted loudly. "Since when is Sasori so dark?"

Sasori shot him a dark glare. "I can be dark if I want to," he said darkly.

"Yeah," Hidan said loudly. "But it's ugly."

Sasori shrank darkly into the shadows. "My darkness is to cool to reply to that."

"Your mom is too cool to reply to that!" Kakuzu said loudly.

"Why are we overusing adverbs, here?" Deidara said.

"Why not?" Sasori replied darkly, raising a dark eyebrow.

"Yeah, it's not a crime!" Said Hidan loudly.

"But it's ugly."

Hidan turned to Kakuzu to exchange a bemused look, but Kakuzu had gone ahead and said loudly, "Your mom is ugly!"

"She's not that ugly, I've seen her," Sasori replied darkly.

"What, you met his mom?" still loud.

"No, I saw her." Still dark.

"And you thought she was pretty?" Louder.

"No, I just didn't think she was ugly." Darker.

"Why is Sasori so dark today?" Deidara said. "All it's doing is confusing the readers. And the authoress, come to think of it. (And why is he knitting?)"

"And why is Kakuzu so damn LOUD?" Hidan yelled, loudly.

"Your face is loud!" Kakuzu yelled back, loudly.

"Shut up," Hissed Sasori darkly, with a dramatically dark clink of his dark knitting needles.

"I want an adverb," Declared Deidara annoyingly.

"Stop being so annoying, it's ugly," Hidan said loudly.

"Annoying? What?" Deidara shouted annoyingly. "I'm don't want to be annoying! That's a bad adverb, I want another one!"

"Tough cookies, it's up to the authoress, isn't it?" Sasori told him darkly. "And you are kind of annoying."

"I am not!" Deidara said annoyingly. "Wait! Stop that! Stop putting 'annoying' after my name! I want to be suave!"

"Suave??" Kakuzu laughed loudly. "No way!"

"I can too be suave!" Deidara stamped his foot annoyingly. "If the damn authoress would just-"

Sasori glared at him darkly. "Stop being so annoying," he said, with darkness.

"Suave!" Deidara yelled 'suavely'. "Suave! See? I can be suave!" then he crossed his arms annoyingly.

"Ha." Hidan said loudly. "You are annoying."

"Your mom is annoying!" Kakuzu added loudly.

"Yeah, well your mom is ugly!" Deidara spat back annoyingly, being so annoyingly annoyed that he annoyingly lost his reason and started yelling Kakuzu's annoy- loud insults back at him. but he didn't yell it loudly, he yelled it annoyingly. Or maybe he yelled it 'suavely', but it was still a bit annoying.

"You know what?" Hidan said, rather loudly. "THIS WHOLE FANFICTION IS UGLY!"

-------------not dead but definitely dying. not dead but definitely dying. not dead but definitely dying. not dead but definitely dying.----------------

lyrics are from Jack Johnson's rodeo clowns.

and now you know- yes, it's very silly. I don't know why any of that is going on. I honestly can't figure out what the hell was running through my head when I decided Sasori was knitting. he just was, I suppose.

anyways. next week will be fun, it includes Luna Lovegood and pair of abnormally large earrings... (Apologies again for those of you that don't read harry potter. Luna will probably be ducking in and out of the Naruto bits because I support the pairing of her and Itachi... yes, that Itachi.) don't worry, the setting and most of the characters will still probably be Naruto.

I can has review?