Bowser sighed in annoyance as he folded his arms, shaking his head. "Man, this narrator gig sure isn't going as expected. And I wasn't even in the previous two friggin' chapters!" He shrugged as he closed his eyes, shaking his head. "Oh well, even authors have to cut the budget somewhere..."


Back in Seaside Hill with our trio of heroes, they realized that they were in a place that the author, whom which Yoshi and Peppy killed, had a very obvious fetish for. But that's neither here or there.

"So... where do we go now?" Yoshi asked as he had his arms wrapped around the back of his head.

Dr. Hoshi nodded his head as he stood up, moving his arms about. "Where else? To Station Square and talk to Silence!"

Peppy yawned as he narrowed his eyes, standing on all four of his legs. "But how are we gonna reach Silence when we're stuck here in Seaside Hill?"

Dry Bowser approached the group, his skeletal arms folded. "So, I see that you all made it here safely."

Yoshi, Peppy, and Dr. Hoshi all jumped as they were once again shocked by Dry Bowser's appearance.

"Dry Bowser, you better explain to us why you brought us here!" Yoshi exclaimed as he got into a fighting pose.

Dry Bowser stared blankly at Yoshi as he rolled his orange tinted eyes. "So your lives would be saved, of course." He shook his head as he closed his eyes. "I may be a Grim Reaper, but I'm not that cold hearted."

"But... I thought you hated Yoshi." Dr. Hoshi pinpointed as he rubbed his chin.

"I do, but I have some respect for you, doc." He snapped his fingers as he pointed towards the northern direction. "Anyway, I have to go keep Seaside Hill under bay with Silver The Hedgehog, Petey Piranha, and Toadette. If you're willing to go through it, there's a warp portal that leads to the Click Clock Wood."

"Click Clock Wood?" Peppy gawked as he tilted his head. "That's the level from Banjo-Kazooie that everyone loves!"

Dry Bowser smirked as he nodded his head. "You're smarter than I thought. Good." He then waved his right skeletal hand as he headed to the north. "Well, I got business to do. See you losers later."

Suddenly, a warp portal appeared in front of the trio of dinosaurs, leading to the Click Clock Wood's hub. As Yoshi and Peppy were about to enter, Dr. Hoshi pulled them back.

"Something doesn't seem right." Dr. Hoshi pinpointed as he murmured, looking down at the grass. "I think we should wait."

Peppy pulled away from Dr. Hoshi as he shook his head. "The time for waiting is over! We have to act, right now!"

"I concur, but first..." Yoshi mumbled as he rubbed his stomach, "Let's go find some grub... I'm starving!"

Vector pulled himself out of the sand as he shook his head, noticing that Yoshi, Peppy, and Dr. Hoshi were heading eastward. He got up, dashing after them. "Hey! Don't leave me behind!"


Meanwhile, back with the secondary cast of losers...

"This plane is smaller than I thought..." Espio muttered as he was barely able to fit, crushing Charmy and Skitty.

"You think? There's only room for two people max!" Charmy squeaked as he tried breathing, being in between Espio and Skitty.

Espio murmured as he shook his head. "I guess Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus thinks private planes are like this..."

"Didn't Yoshi and Peppy kill that dude?" Skitty asked as she panted, trying to catch her breath.

"Don't think about it." Charmy pinpointed.

Espio nodded his head in agreement. "I concur."

Skitty sighed as she drooped her ears. "Who's driving this piece of crap, anyway?"

"I am, silly willies!" May exclaimed, being in the pilot's sea.

"May!?" Espio, Charmy, and Skitty all exclaimed in complete shock.

May giggled as she turned her head back, waving at them. "Yep, hi guys!"

"What on earth are you doing here?" Espio gawked as he dropped his jaw in disbelief.

May winked as she stuck her tongue out, still giggling. "Driving a plane, silly! I gotta have experience in the world before I go back to Hoenn!"

Charmy's right eye twitched. "But... you're..."

"Fighting... Master Ghidorah..." Skitty finished as she was speechless.

May scoffed as she rolled her eyes, moving her right hand about. "Nah, that's my stunt double."


Meanwhile, back outside the airport, Master Ghidorah cackled gleefully as he fired all of his heads at 'May', completely devastating the area. Once the flames cooled down, 'May' fell over, the mask falling off.

"What the hell?" Master Ghidorah gawked with all three heads as his middle head raged, his two heads firing off more lightning bolts. "I've been had! May!"


Back with our main, primary heroes...

"...So, you want tacos, huh?" Waluigi commented as he folded his arms, shaking his head. "How many?"

"As many as you can make." Yoshi commented on as he rubbed his hands together.

Peppy sighed, sitting at the wooden bench closest to the taco stand with Dr. Hoshi and Vector. "We're gonna be here for a while, huh?"

Vector laughed as he folded his arms. "Hey, this is just like being in Pizza Hut! We just have to wait for Yoshi to fill himself up!"

"Pizza Hut?" Dr. Hoshi gawked as he turned to Vector, confused. "You work at Pizza Hut?"

"Actually, I'm the manager of Pizza Hut." Vector corrected as he wrapped his left arm around Dr. Hoshi. "And of the famous Sonic Universe's Station Square, might I add!"

Peppy and Dr. Hoshi looked at each other as they turned back to Vector.

"Oh no... it's bad enough that we're crossing over with Waluigi's Taco Stand in this chapter," Dr. Hoshi commented as he shook his head, moving his fists about, "And it's enough that this chapter takes place in Seaside Hill, but now we might crossover with Life At Pizza Hut?"

Peppy nodded his head in agreement. "Yeah! Not to mention the fact that we might be going to the Click Clock Wood! We already got enough ripped off material to recycle on!"

Yoshi came back with a full plate of spicy tacos, shoving them down his mouth as he gauged on them. "Oh yeah, these tacos are great... though I could use some soggy pretzels to help make it easier on the mouth, and some lemonade to splash it down..."

Dr. Hoshi and Peppy groaned loudly as Vector shrugged meekly, watching Yoshi made a pig out of himself.