It was yet another day on the only planet that has days like how it has them. Sonic woke up and was ready to get down to business with his old high school bullies.
Sonic knew he needed help so he went to the phone, "Hey Mario, are you there?" Mario picked up the phone and said, "Hold on a moment, I'm cooking spicy meatballs. "Sonic waited patiently, like waiting for a penis to erupt during a blowjob. Finally after 7 seconds, Mario said, "What do you need help with?" Then Sonic said in a panicky voice, "There are people bullying me and you're the only person I could go to help for." Then Mario responded, "Alright, but itll come at a price of 3 mushrooms and 15 coins." Sonic realized he didn't have any of that since he was poorer than a homeless person and said desperately, "YES, I have the goodies and I'll give it to you after you get them!" Mario then said, "I expect full price when they die because I have a hedgehog missing in my head collection, well anyways, meet you at 3 later."
Mario quickly hung up the phone to return to his cooking. As Sonic was happy as a guy on drugs, he darted to Amy to say, "We gonna kick some furry animal ass later!" Amy looked at Sonic like how a fisherman would when he sees a shark go underneath his boat and said, "What the fuck does that even mean?" Sonic said excited like a dog who just got a treat responded, "Espio, Rogue, Shadow and Vector are gonna be slaughtered by Mario!" Amy looked at him like a watching a snowman climb onto your roof and said, "You're a sick man, I can't believe you're trying to harm 4 people! But whatever, you have the mental capacity of a door!"
Sonic rolled his eyes and went outside. He checked his watch and it was only 8:30am. Sonic needed a way to kill time to prepare for battle. After only 20 minutes of decision making he decided to start taking karate lessons for 15 minutes in 15 minutes.
After he was finished with his lessons, Sonic grew very bored and very tired, but most of all bored, but more of all tired, so he took a nap on the park bench just outside.
As the hours passed like cars normally do, Sonic finally woke up at 2:45. He quickly got worried, the place where he needed to meet Mario was 16 minutes away and Mario might kill Sonic. Sonic knew one trick to get there in under 16 minutes, and that was by using his gotta go fast powers. In seconds Sonic was there, he saw the bullies, the Mario and the alleyway and it was boogie time.
